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  1. twofingers twofingers is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2008 (4/25/2008 7:09am)

    a. cricket bat

    b. 3 iron
  2. Mattraq1 Mattraq1 is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2008 (4/25/2008 7:20am) in reply to twofingers

    pfft i just wanna slowroll hellmuth one time real good and maybe he will have a stroke.
  3. MrMojo728 MrMojo728 is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2008 (4/25/2008 8:01am) in reply to Mattraq1

    I slow rolled philly philly phil on new years morning at like 4:30am in a $4-$8 PLO cash game on UB. he was UTG with AQQ6 and raised the pot to $16 pre flop I was in the hijack with AAKKds i repopped for $32 when it got to me and everyone folded except good ole phil, instead he re raises from out of position to $64 and I smooth call. so now there's roughly $256 in the pot and flop comes AQ6 rainbow. I've only got like $180 or so behind so phil decides to bet like $90. So I go into the tank for max allowed and repop for all of my $180 he insta calls. Well needless to say I won the pot for over $550 and then sat back and watched phil go nuts for like 30 minutes about what a horrible play i had made. Towards the end of his rant as I was coming down from laughing so hard my gut hurt I told him "Thanks for starting out my 2008 on the right foot phil, I now have a story I can tell at my home game forever about how I slow rolled the great pokerbrat and won.

    It was very satisfying and I have not looked back since that morning
  4. owl52 owl52 is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2008 (4/25/2008 8:03am) in reply to MrMojo728

    c.) poker discussion
  5. DonkDon DonkDon is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2008 (4/25/2008 8:09am) in reply to owl52

    Please ban these tards.
  6. nugman nugman is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2008 (4/25/2008 8:33am) in reply to twofingers

    i expected to walk into the lions den....but ot's pretty tame this morning
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  7. moscow01 moscow01 is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2008 (4/25/2008 9:43am) in reply to nugman

    Myself I'd attack them with some sort of samurai sabre. Cutting limb off at a time.

    Then take a dump and smear it into their face.
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