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  1. ^ even better advice
  2. ^ i agree with DexterCain
  3. how exactly are you going to prove that you nailed this chick?

    if pics are involved, let me be the first to politely request you make a cont. thread..

    or, even better, video

    god speed
  4. ^^ agree to disagree
     
  5. make her sign the panties on the way out
  6. ^^ qt
  7. PICS??!? (If not, I will find them)
  8. ok,

    the 2 step plan

    1. get in hotel room

    2. put penix on back

    golden
  9. Step 3. Take pics and post in OT
  10. 1) Never Let on How much you like a girl
    2) You always call the shots
    3) Act like wherever you are, that’s the place to be
    4) When ordering food, find out what she wants and then order for the both of you--it’s a classy move.
    5) Whenever you’re making out, play side 1 of Led Zepplin IV
  11. OMG. That guy (Damone) hangs out at the same Starbucks I goto. We are both geeks and do the crossword in the paper. I wouldn't say we are friends but we know each other and trade answers. Fast Times came out when I was in junior high and it was one of my fav adolescent flicks.
  12. When the opportunity to throw the 5 point plan out there comes about it must be taken. I heard he's an asshole in real life too. On a more serious note, "I've got weed in my room" is often effective in the under 22 crowd. If I knew where he went to school I could give a regionally based response.
  13. tell her your name is "SaulGood"
     
  14. Step 1 Cut a hole in a box Step 2 Put your junk in that box Step 3 Make her open that box Thaaaattttt'ssss thaaa way you do it.