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Received this one yesterday...kind of fits both categories.
"Too bad you have to work in an hour. I'm home alone naked..." -
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weather this is good or bad totally depends on who sent itOriginally Posted by uSUCK-GIVEup
Received this one yesterday...kind of fits both categories.
"Too bad you have to work in an hour. I'm home alone naked..." -
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An hour? Give me 5 minutes and off to work I go.
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file for unemployment?
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oh yeah, and PICS OF SENDER OR GTFO
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''im not pregnant, never contact me again''
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"So are we in a relationship now or what"
"I think im pregnant" -
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"come to my place asap bring scissors and tweezers" FTW
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'you missed out....my roomie left for the weekend.' sighhhh
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lolOriginally Posted by Earlybird893
''im not pregnant, never contact me again''
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winner of both best and worst everOriginally Posted by gregrum
lolOriginally Posted by Earlybird893
''im not pregnant, never contact me again''
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"We need to talk. Can we meet somewhere?"
Received while standing next to a friend and my father to share with "Hope you're having a great day! come home soon. Last night was ahhhhhmazing". -
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a couple of the few texts that i have saved on my phone:
"when the clerk at speedway asked me about a speedy rewards cards, i said thanks but no thanks."
and also
"i just looked to my left and and both my dogs are eating poo"
and then
"aboya aboya"
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trading places. shippit!
oh man I hope they're noods of t1c... -
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good try, but no.
it may also be spelled "abooya abooya" but im not sure.
im like 99% positive no one will get it. -
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best is obv pregnantOriginally Posted by H@BB@KUK
"So are we in a relationship now or what"
"I think im pregnant" -
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the air up there?Originally Posted by that1chic
good try, but no.
it may also be spelled "abooya abooya" but im not sure.
im like 99% positive no one will get it. -
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nope.
how bout this one from the same movie "play backsketball" -
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"who is this and where is marple."
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it's some goddamned foreign movie, isn't it. rigged
<OBJECT height=344 width=425><PARAM NAME="movie" VALUE="http://www.youtube.com/v/p3a3khTIEYg&hl=en&fs=1"><PARAM NAME="allowFullScreen" VALUE="true"><PARAM NAME="allowscriptaccess" VALUE="always"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/p3a3khTIEYg&hl=en&fs=1" mce_src="http://www.youtube.com/v/p3a3khTIEYg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></OBJECT> -
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<OBJECT height=344 width=425><PARAM NAME="movie" VALUE="http://www.youtube.com/v/ndG9G_oaNZk&hl=en&fs=1"><PARAM NAME="allowFullScreen" VALUE="true"><PARAM NAME="allowscriptaccess" VALUE="always"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ndG9G_oaNZk&hl=en&fs=1" mce_src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ndG9G_oaNZk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></OBJECT>
it's bobby bird on the original "how's your news"
the clip i found it's the best, but at about :55 he starts talking...and usually always ends with 'abooya' -
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I don't think that qualifies as a movie and you should ship 3 noods to make up for it.
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http://www.netflix.com/Movie/How_s_Y...=724052776_0_0
it's definitely a movie and i never clarified who the n00dz would be of... -
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I have this one saved on my phone.
"Wanna Fuck!!!!" -
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Scooby doo.....cmon its sounds just like scooby amiriteOriginally Posted by that1chic
a couple of the few texts that i have saved on my phone:
"when the clerk at speedway asked me about a speedy rewards cards, i said thanks but no thanks."
and also
"i just looked to my left and and both my dogs are eating poo"
and then
"aboya aboya"
(if you can name the movie that's from I'll ship n00dz) -
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Joined: Jul 07Jan 19th, 2009 (1/19/2009 4:52pm) in reply to raisethis2
isnt that supposed to be a question?
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