I was out with another OT'er tonight and they asked to post this under my account so that they could avoid be associated with this incident.

So tonight I was out with some friends. The bar we were at was ok, and around 1 I decided it was time to head home. I drove to the bar, but was obv too drunk to drive home, so I decided to walk the 15 or so bloacks home. About half way home, while waiting for the light to change, there was a woman who was stumbling also waiting for light to change. She was ovb very f'ed up, and fell down. Let me describe her, at least 40+ way overweight, and not good looking at all.

I helped her up, and asked her where she was going, and she said to here sisiters around the corner, I said I would help her. We walked about 5 steps, and she fell down again. Then she decided that she should just go home instead, which was about 3 blocks away. I felt bad, and said I woudl help her. I walked her home, and she fell about 10 times, and then started to hold my hand as she was walking. We finally got back to her house, and she kind of grabbed me and said come in.

I went in with her, and it was pretty obv what was going to happen. We went into her room, and she immed undressed, showing lots and lots of rolls. We started to fool around, and I told her to suck it, and she said no stick it in me. There were a couple of problems, first of all, I didin't have a jimmy hat, second of all, I was very f-ed up and was pretty sure I couldn't get a hard on. I tried for a second to stick it in and realized I was a wet noolde. So I said I can't, and I have to go, I put my shohts back on and as I was leaving,

I don't know what came over me, I grabber her purse and hustled out the door, while walking home, I grabbed her wallet out fo erh purse and threw the pruse in a yard, then I grabber her cash out of her wallet, and thew the wallet into anothe yard.

I then called dank and ran to dan'ks house and am about to crash on the couch. Honesty I don't know what made me do this, but it seemed pretty funny to me. It was pretty obv that this woman was an alcholic, there were open bottles all over her room, and she was prety disgusting when she took her clothes off, but I kind of feel bad. I mean thi s girl was digusting, old, way overweight, and a pretty ugly face.

I don't know if I should feel bad or what. And for teh detailed oriented it was about 3 hondo out of her purse. Just wanted to tell this story to ot and get his off my chest.

--------------------- okay, this is Dank again, now I have this drunk thieving asshole on my couch. He's been a friend for a long time, and I can honestly say this is one of my best friends, but I think this is the biggest dick move I can imagine. He told me the story and thought it was funny, but to me, this is just really really mean.

Uptate:
So wake him up around 8 this morning when I woke up and tell him we need to go find her purse and wallet. I go to the bathroom and I hear him yell "Wow", I come out and of course he's on my laptop going through this thread. I said you know they're right, and we need to find a way to make this right. Well, he doesn't know exactly where he threw either, so we search about 30 yards trying to find her stuff. Finally, we find her purse, which was kind of thrown into a tree, but the wallet is nowhere to be seen. He has about 5 yards that "look right" but are not in fact correct, or someone has already found and taken it.

So he puts the money in the purse, and hands them to me. I kind of look at him like he's crazy and tell him not a chance. Her house is about 5 houses down from where we are standing and he said that he can't do it, I'm just gonna put it in her front door and run. I ask about 5 times to make sure that it's the right house and he says he is positive that it is. So he puts the purse between the screen door and main door, rings the bell a few times and runs.

I gave him a lift back to his place and came home.

For me, I would rather have my wallet back than the money inside of it, but I don't know what else I could have done.

shit in a bag* and dump it on his chest

*a bag isnt the only thing you can shit in first. if his shirt is off use that or even an old magazine. just dont try to shit directly on his chest as one of 4 things could happen 1. he wakes and up junk punches you mid squat 2. he wakes up and likes it so he doesnt say anything till youre done 3. he doesnt wake up but you like it and try it with girls you bring home 4. he doesnt wake up and you dont like it but mission accomplished

due to the risk of outcomes 1, 2, and 3 you must use the bag (or other means of transport)

I don't know where to begin wth how wrong everything with this post is...

This is not funny, it's robbery. Make fun of people however you want - fat, drunk, stupid, etc... but stealing and laughing about it? You should not have posted this for this prick - he should post it himself if he is so proud of being a complete douchebag.

The fact that he will probably never realize how awful this was makes me think even worse of him.

He should slip the money in an envelope under her door at some point, assuming he's not man enough to just walk up to the door, ring, and apologize for being a complete dickhead.

the more i think about it the most fucked up thing is that her personals are scattered down the street. Its suuuuch a hassle to replace lost credit cards, bank cards insurance cards ect.

Thank you for being one voice of reason. OT is a funny place and people do a lot of fuckd up things, but if I saw this happening from the street I would have called the cops without hesitation.

Fuck your friend.

 

Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd

your friend belongs in prison... not jail, prison...

Word. If she doesnt wanna blow you then fine get out, but dont fucking rob her just cause she's drunk and ugly. That's not funny, thats called a serious fucking crime.

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damn two posts in off topic. i dont thing i have this many in my entire life before. sort of in a perverse mood. well here is one of my favorite sex stories:

When i was a sr in high school we used to have this game we called switch. Basically we'd try to tag team the same girl. (make all the gay jokes you want i dont give a fuck, it was a think us friends did) One of us would start on one leg, and we'd play the color game (pick a color in our head move up her leg till she gets it right) or something similiar. A few times we were both succesful in getting her in bed on the same night, but often it was just one of us that succeeded. Some of the keepers we could both have sex with at the same time, or "tag team"them. But all the girls we did this too were 100 pct knowing.

Well one day i was sitting in the hot tub with a couple girls and a by friend and his gf. His girlfeind was in between me and him, and i made eye contact with him, and starting fingering his girlfriend. All worked out well, till my other buddy who wasnt in the hottub tossed him a football and he reached his hands out of the hottub to catch it, and she realized that i was fingering her, not him. At first she seemed startled, but then she looked at him, and he smiled, and she just went along with it. So that got me and him thinking...could we pull the same stunt with sex? Well my friend could get his bedroom so dark that you couldnt see your hand in front of your face. So we devised a plan, he would get his girlfriend in the bedroom to have sex, and I would hide on the other side of the bed. Then we would get up to get a condom (which was on my side of the bed) i would switch places with him. We are similiar body types, so we wanted to know if we could fool her. So i traded him places (with a condom already on and naked) and started to have sex with his girlfriend. Things went well for about 5 minutes until she said his name, and i didnt respond, then she said it again. The she yelled "what the fuck is going on?" My friend couldnt hold back a laugh anymore, and we were caught. I quickly hopped up, and she started screaming at him. (for some reason she left me out of this) Well she ended up breaking up with him, but we still have a laugh about it to this day. Strangely enough i ended up dating her that summer. Thats my story. Lets hear some more

Congrats, Carter, you now have company in the d-bag hall of fame.

wow this thread is evil. WTF is wrong with some of you fuckers.

You should go and return the money ASAP, maybe tomorrow afternoon when everyone has sobered up. So that your friend doesn't get in trouble (even though he deserves to), maybe you can go yourself, and you can have your friend pay you back somehow.

But seriously, this is not funny, this is robbery. Make it right (as much as possible).

Like all the detectives around here won't figure out who it was. You didn't even ask what your moral or legal obligation may be. Maybe you already know.

So what am I supposed to do? Guy's dead to the world right now on my couch. I have known this guy for about as long as I can remember, and this is not routine behavior. The guy does get into fights kind of frequently, and is a bit of a trouble maker, but I can honestly say he's been nothing but a great friend to me as long as I've known him. I can't say that I won't be friends with him anymore, he's going to be my best man next year, but what am I supposed to say to him in the morning?

I know he'll read this tomorrow, he's on here every day, I'm kind of hoping that ot's morality is enough for him to do the right thing, but especially after reading everyone's responses I'm feeling worse and worse about the situation.

wow, that is so fucked up...............

I had these kind of friends, but once I found out that they broke into a house and set a room on fire and broke into CVS to steal drugs I said fuck off.

It shouldn't matter if shes an alchoholic or fat or what not, you don't do that kind of shit to a person who is obv drunk out of their minds. Slap your friend right now....

Good luck with your marriage, hopefully he doesn't steal from you in the future...

 

Originally Posted by pigalet42

every now and then everyone in OT just gets it right and reconfirms my faith in the morality of ppl. what a fucking douchebag. does her being an overweight ugly alcoholic make it ok for her to get robbed? lol @ the "boyscout" routine - what a great guy - "helps" a woman home then robs her when she won't suck his dick. GTFO

what pigalet said.

that's fucked up.

 

Originally Posted by dank773

So what am I supposed to do? Guy's dead to the world right now on my couch. I have known this guy for about as long as I can remember, and this is not routine behavior. The guy does get into fights kind of frequently, and is a bit of a trouble maker, but I can honestly say he's been nothing but a great friend to me as long as I've known him. I can't say that I won't be friends with him anymore, he's going to be my best man next year, but what am I supposed to say to him in the morning?

I know he'll read this tomorrow, he's on here every day, I'm kind of hoping that ot's morality is enough for him to do the right thing, but especially after reading everyone's responses I'm feeling worse and worse about the situation.

I don't know you, but after reading this last post I can describe you easily.

Pussy.

Enabler.

Etc.

You don't protect friends just because they are friends. What does it say about *you* that your best man has no character and that you clearly do NOTHING directly to change that?

Ever hear of *tough love*? Try some. Man up. If you lay it down and he respects the friendship at all maybe he will man up himself. Getting tough on him might be the best favor and biggest gift you can give him as a friend. Eventualy he'll be in jail at this rate, or dead. Would you prefer that?

And if you tell him to do the right thing and he doesn't, then maybe your *friendship* didn't mean shit to him.

No one ever said doing the right thing was easy. I hope for your future wife's sake you learn to be a goddamn man before you get married. I bet she'd love it if he met a drunk fat friend of hers at the wedding, went home with her and robbed her.

Try viewing it through prism tough guy

it's one thing to be blackout drunk and not remember what you did, it's another to outright rob someone while in such a state - grab their purse, pull out their wallet, remove the cash, then laugh about it when you get to your friend's house. add to that all the details provided - oh well she was fat, ugly, old, alcoholic, etc. - and it sounds more and more like he was trying to justify his behavior.

i agree that the deciding factor in all of this is how he reacts in the morning, but i just think it speaks to someone's character that they would be capable of committing such an act, drunk or not.