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  1. Just got propositioned by a lizard and a pimp.

    Shoulda taken a pic but pretty meh black chick. Dude looked by a bitch.

    First time in a few months that I've had lizard come to my door. Funny part I say no needing stress reliever and she comes back with how bout a guy. No. how bout a white girl. No. How bout an Asian. No.

    The shut my door and pimp walks by saying sup I shake my head he goes you straight I nod and he walks on by.

    Pretty funny and figured since whenever I ask if anyone has qs for me this is typically the question topic.

    Oh shit looks like security is here and trying to pick them up.

    Oh if deemed not threadworth just move it over
  2. Should have at least seen what the guy looked like, first...
     
  3. Lol no ty don't feel like getting shot.

    Not very exiciting but they hid under my trlr and the rent a cops kept looking I laughed then the tandem bolted when they got a chance.

    Also betting dude she was talking about was the pimp he looked like a bitch. Anyways not as much interest as I would have thought guess cuz no pics.

    Mods merge into not threadworthy.
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    Originally Posted by tekiller View Post

    Pretty funny and figured since whenever I ask if anyone has qs for me this is typically the question topic.

  6. Failed English also truck driver is what I was referring to thought people knew.

    Lizard=street hooker.
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  7. Edited By: mattg1983 Jan 23rd, 2012 at 09:30 PM
  8. times is tough. at least they got some initiative lol.

    i hated big bang theory at first but it grew on me and now i think its hilarious.
  9. lol wtf part of town do you leave in directly on boulevard or something?
  10. This was at the pilot off 285 exit 51 Conley/cedar grove area.
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  11. I thought for sure you met up with lizardboy and mr232 in ATL
     
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    Originally Posted by tekiller View Post

    This was at the pilot off 285 exit 51 Conley/cedar grove area.


    oh makes sense I try not not venture otp unless it's on a airplane out of hartsfield-jackson...
  13.  
    Originally Posted by tekiller View Post

    Lizard=street hooker.

    thanks for this - i had no idea wtf a lizard was in context of your story
  14. banging a lot lizard is near the top of my bucket list.
  15. You ever go to that cool hair salon in the SWAT? I heard Gina got that hair crack
    Edited By: kellykip Jan 24th, 2012 at 12:37 AM
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    Originally Posted by Neeek View Post

    banging a lot lizard is near the top of my bucket list.


    Yeesh dude bad joke. If serious than hope you got a lot of penicillin. Also a lot of the time these chick are fugly.
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  17. behind the QuickTrip at Pleasantdale Rd right off 85 is the hot spot bro.....

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