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Biggest myths about You that are completley False

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  1. lane1300 lane1300 is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2011 (8/20/2011 10:47pm)

    1. I am a stalker

    looking like a stalker dosen't mean i am a stalker

    2. I am a creep

    i don't bother anybody unless somebody bothers me

    how bout the rest of yalls.
  2. voorh33s voorh33s is online now

    Orlando, FL
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    Aug 20th, 2011 (8/20/2011 10:52pm) in reply to lane1300

    one thing I've learned is that if you have a wallflower persona people tend to think you're much smarter than you actually are
  3. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Aug 20th, 2011 (8/20/2011 11:04pm) in reply to voorh33s

    Another myth about OP... he knows how to use apostrophes and capitalization correctly
    Edited By: Glo4m Aug 20th, 2011 at 11:04 PM
  4. Hank H1LL Hank H1LL is online now

    Holy See (Vatican City State)

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    Aug 20th, 2011 (8/20/2011 11:06pm) in reply to lane1300

  5. Mad_Nervous Mad_Nervous is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2011 (8/20/2011 11:06pm) in reply to Hank H1LL

    I have a huge cock.
  6. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

    NV
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    Aug 20th, 2011 (8/20/2011 11:12pm) in reply to Mad_Nervous

    That I'm black.

    Actually I'm southeast asian and the black myth only surfaced through the help of norcaljeff.
    Edited By: Niceguy Aug 20th, 2011 at 11:35 PM
  7. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

    San Diego, CA
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    Aug 20th, 2011 (8/20/2011 11:31pm) in reply to Niceguy

    That im banging tsxxx
  8. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

    San Francisco, CA
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    Aug 20th, 2011 (8/20/2011 11:35pm) in reply to Niceguy

    hgdghcjfcdgbkix!!! Every. Gd. Time.

    Op: that i dont exist

    Or that i'm not a moderate/that i am a lib's stereotype of a repub
  9. Milo Milo is offline

    Brampton
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    Aug 20th, 2011 (8/20/2011 11:36pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    Rumour had it that my lengthy disappearance from my social set after my discharge was the result of a classified mission to assassinate a fellow Russian who was rumoured to be involved in human trafficking.

    I am not of Russian descent . . .
  10. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Aug 20th, 2011 (8/20/2011 11:53pm) in reply to Milo

    I hit the lottery 7x, with 323.

    I beat Stage IV Lymphoma.

    I'm an asshole.

    add on: Ancient Fucking Aliens
  11. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is online now

    Altamonte Springs, FL
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    Aug 20th, 2011 (8/20/2011 11:54pm) in reply to Mr323

    A bus actually cannot fit between my front teeth.
     
  12. Milo Milo is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2011 (8/21/2011 12:00am) in reply to SpankyHamm

     
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    A bus actually cannot fit between my front teeth.

    I heard it was a Geo Metro, not a bus . . .
  13. Johnny Slippy Johnny Slippy is offline Pudding Slut

    Philadelphia, PA
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    Aug 21st, 2011 (8/21/2011 12:09am) in reply to Milo

    That I'm actually a Phillies fan.

    Go Mets!
  14. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2011 (8/21/2011 12:14am) in reply to Johnny Slippy

    Might have misunderstood the question, I dunno.
  15. dams dams is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2011 (8/21/2011 12:17am) in reply to Mr323

    Girls think I'm a player and that couldn't be farther from the truth. I'm a fn dork.
  16. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2011 (8/21/2011 12:20am) in reply to dams

    I haven't had a date in 15 months, I'm so money.
  17. Hank H1LL Hank H1LL is online now

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    Aug 21st, 2011 (8/21/2011 12:23am) in reply to Mr323

    less wine, more liquor... ?
    Edited By: Hank H1LL Aug 21st, 2011 at 12:23 AM
  18. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2011 (8/21/2011 12:26am) in reply to Hank H1LL

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm gif.....................no liquor, more wine?
  19. Hank H1LL Hank H1LL is online now

    Holy See (Vatican City State)

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    Aug 21st, 2011 (8/21/2011 12:35am) in reply to Mr323

    Bold Chieftain imo

    1/2 oz Makers Mark whiskey
    1/2 oz orange liqueur
    8 oz Prosecco
    orange zest
  20. Johnny Slippy Johnny Slippy is offline Pudding Slut

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    Aug 21st, 2011 (8/21/2011 12:46am) in reply to Hank H1LL

  21. Phi Phi is offline aka tennisee

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    Aug 21st, 2011 (8/21/2011 12:50am) in reply to Johnny Slippy

    Contrary to popular belief I have never made a bogus account on P5s pretending to be a female.
  22. that_pope that_pope is offline la la la...I'm so sexy

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    Aug 21st, 2011 (8/21/2011 12:52am) in reply to Phi

    I was in the running for the PBA rookie of the year.
  23. MeJahAndOmaha MeJahAndOmaha is online now doesn't talk to roommates

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    Aug 21st, 2011 (8/21/2011 12:53am) in reply to that_pope

    Glad OP didn't throw attention whore in there. Think that one's pretty much been confirmed.

    Anyone else expecting Lane's community service obligation to take t+1 days... where t = # of days it takes for OT to stop giving a shit about the field goal challenge?
  24. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Aug 21st, 2011 (8/21/2011 12:56am) in reply to MeJahAndOmaha

    i think he tried to trade the footballs for community service hours
  25. MeJahAndOmaha MeJahAndOmaha is online now doesn't talk to roommates

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    Aug 21st, 2011 (8/21/2011 1:12am) in reply to lane1300

     
    Originally Posted by lane1300 View Post


    looking like a stalker dosen't mean i am a stalker

    i don't bother anybody unless somebody bothers me





  26. raisethis2 raisethis2 is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2011 (8/21/2011 1:23am) in reply to MeJahAndOmaha

    Some think I'm a Liberal, in fact I'm more a social liberal and am fiscally more conservative. Additionally, I'm more friendly that some would think.
  27. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is offline actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

    Tuvalu

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    Aug 21st, 2011 (8/21/2011 1:46am) in reply to raisethis2

    Some people in here think I think I know everything. This is false; I know I know everything
  28. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

    Georgetown, DE
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    Aug 21st, 2011 (8/21/2011 2:00am) in reply to Lord Supremo

    The body count on my banhammer is a myth. DW counts as 1 notch
     
  29. saxman saxman is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2011 (8/21/2011 2:23am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    People assume that musicians are natural entertainers and enjoy being the center of attention. A lot of musicians actually suffer from performance anxiety and aren't all that comfortable in front of crowds.
  30. ECUgirl ECUgirl is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2011 (8/21/2011 2:28am) in reply to saxman

    It's been implied lately that I'm old. This is false. I'm still in my 30's. And I'm not a prude. I'm actually a lot of fun as anyone who's met me can attest to :)
    Edited By: ECUgirl Aug 21st, 2011 at 02:29 AM
    Reason: ooops
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