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I originally posted this in the OT Dumping Grounds because I was simply reporting an amazing blowjob that I got in the parking lot at work today. Apparently it turned into something threadworthy.
Edited By: TwystedPair Sep 26th, 2012 at 12:56 AM
Jaybone asked for the obligatory pic of "the whore" as he so lovingly referred to her as, and I obliged with the following pic (2nd on the left)
I then gave the following explanation:
Jaybone again replied with:
To which I replied:
Then, I had a few momentary lapse of judgements and then proceeded to post the following two pics of the blowjob giver's 16 year old daughter, my daughter's best friend. Too late to take it back now. If I'm going to hell, I might as well go down swinging:
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Def thread worthy.
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This will end well.
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can u tell the story of the blowjob with deets tho... Trip report is lacking
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lol.. 1+
Originally Posted by norcaljeff
This will end well.
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Dear Penthouse: I know this will sound too good to be true but the other day at work...
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Autolobotomist
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Where are the homos to tell us all that this broad looks like a child?
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Your girl is good looking but all of her friends crush her. Well played nevertheless.
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daughter has some thick thighs, i like.
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Niceguy
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She has a full C and a thick ass. Your sarcasm is invalid.Originally Posted by Autolobotomist
Where are the homos to tell us all that this broad looks like a child?
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She still has the baby fat cheeks too. Give it another year or two and that girl will be even hotter.
At least your daughter is in the popular crowd, cause theres no way that girl isnt one of the bitchy hot ones in her HS. -
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Smokey with the best first response of the year, bravo.
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is the 16 year old named stacey by any chance?
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True Story....
in college.....its like 2am on a saturday and ESU is a suitcase college so dorm is near empty. Its me Tom and Mike. This drunk girl wonders into hallway and goes "I want cock!" Drops in from of Tom and blows him...she then scoots over to mike and blows him....I'm like my turn.....she starts to crawl over to me...vomits...passes out.
FML
its funny cause she worked the desk at the student center and didnt remember even being on our floor that night when we asked her about it discreetly. We laughed everytime we saw her for years. -
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1. eff you and where you work. grumble. i was in that parking lot haha
2. good work
3. im coming to denver soonish, hook me up with her...double date?
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this is why NQTW needs to die.
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i agree. It's some of the gayest shit ever created on this site. Talk about some true faggotry. U could find a better thread at the end of the faggot fucking rainbow I bet. I mean the man gets a blowjob from his kids FRIEND mom in a fucking parking lot no less, but he doesn't even offer a fucking trip report or make a thread because of that stupid fucking abomination encouraging people not to make threads when they get the hankerin. A BLOWJOB IN THE PARKING LOT AT WORK FROM A MILF WITH A HOT DAUGHTER IS FUCKING THREADWORTHY U ASS PIRATES. AND TRIP REPORT OR GET THE FUCK OUT. U BRING YOUR LUCKY ASS BACK HERE AND TELL US ABOUT THE FUCKIN BLOWJOB, WHERE DID U CUM? DID SHE SWALLOW? I WANT THE STEAMY FUCKING DETAILS ABOUT HOW SHE GRABBED UR HAND AND LED U OUT TO YOUR FUCKING HONDA ACCORD AND TOOK THE COCK IN HER THROAT ON LUNCH BREAK. HOW DID THIS MILF GO FROM BEING THE INNOCENT MOTHER OF YOUR KIDS FRIEND TO BLOWING U AT WORK IN THE PARKING LOT?????? SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY PRETTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY GOOD STORY TO TELL TO ME ME SO FUCKING TELL IT U GREEDY ASS HOLE. FUCK. I WANT A BLOW JOB IN THE GODDAMN PARKING LOT OF MY WORK FFS.
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amen
Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181
i agree. It's some of the gayest shit ever created on this site. Talk about some true faggotry. U could find a better thread at the end of the faggot fucking rainbow I bet. I mean the man gets a blowjob from his kids FRIEND mom in a fucking parking lot no less, but he doesn't even offer a fucking trip report or make a thread because of that stupid fucking abomination encouraging people not to make threads when they get the hankerin. A BLOWJOB IN THE PARKING LOT AT WORK FROM A MILF WITH A HOT DAUGHTER IS FUCKING THREADWORTHY U ASS PIRATES. AND TRIP REPORT OR GET THE FUCK OUT. U BRING YOUR LUCKY ASS BACK HERE AND TELL US ABOUT THE FUCKIN BLOWJOB, WHERE DID U CUM? DID SHE SWALLOW? I WANT THE STEAMY FUCKING DETAILS ABOUT HOW SHE GRABBED UR HAND AND LED U OUT TO YOUR FUCKING HONDA ACCORD AND TOOK THE COCK IN HER THROAT ON LUNCH BREAK. HOW DID THIS MILF GO FROM BEING THE INNOCENT MOTHER OF YOUR KIDS FRIEND TO BLOWING U AT WORK IN THE PARKING LOT?????? SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY PRETTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY GOOD STORY TO TELL TO ME ME SO FUCKING TELL IT U GREEDY ASS HOLE. FUCK. I WANT A BLOW JOB IN THE GODDAMN PARKING LOT OF MY WORK FFS.
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Edited By: Jaybone2315 Sep 26th, 2012 at 03:34 AMlol so this.Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181
i agree. It's some of the gayest shit ever created on this site. Talk about some true faggotry. U could find a better thread at the end of the faggot fucking rainbow I bet. I mean the man gets a blowjob from his kids FRIEND mom in a fucking parking lot no less, but he doesn't even offer a fucking trip report or make a thread because of that stupid fucking abomination encouraging people not to make threads when they get the hankerin. A BLOWJOB IN THE PARKING LOT AT WORK FROM A MILF WITH A HOT DAUGHTER IS FUCKING THREADWORTHY U ASS PIRATES. AND TRIP REPORT OR GET THE FUCK OUT. U BRING YOUR LUCKY ASS BACK HERE AND TELL US ABOUT THE FUCKIN BLOWJOB, WHERE DID U CUM? DID SHE SWALLOW? I WANT THE STEAMY FUCKING DETAILS ABOUT HOW SHE GRABBED UR HAND AND LED U OUT TO YOUR FUCKING HONDA ACCORD AND TOOK THE COCK IN HER THROAT ON LUNCH BREAK. HOW DID THIS MILF GO FROM BEING THE INNOCENT MOTHER OF YOUR KIDS FRIEND TO BLOWING U AT WORK IN THE PARKING LOT?????? SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY PRETTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY GOOD STORY TO TELL TO ME ME SO FUCKING TELL IT U GREEDY ASS HOLE. FUCK. I WANT A BLOW JOB IN THE GODDAMN PARKING LOT OF MY WORK FFS.
You cant really blame that one on NQTW tho.
I mean... 99% of us that tell stories on here about dumb shit are snap making a thread about that right? I know my ass is.
If this has become a place where guys dont want to make threads about getting blowjobs at work from the mother of their daughters friends, then I dont think I belong here anymore.
plus, some of the greatest threads come from the dumbest of OPs. One of my best threads ever was a result of one of the dumbest OPs I made lol. -
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