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  1. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is offline

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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 5:40pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    As the originator of NQTW, I have to say that it definitely didn't go like I expected. It was just a place to put random, meaningless shit. Unfortunately, people started to put meaningful shit in there - stuff that should be their own thread. Just a couple of examples from this month:

    Page 2: Slugger's story of a young boy who was dying but loved the Marines and how several Marines responded. Great story, should have been a thread.

    Page 3: 3 weeks ago, Sacaniga rants about changing his life (oh wait, this did become a thread, just 3 weeks later)

    Page 5: Gutbirdx and his gold diggin' ways

    So I think we go a month or two without it and see how it goes. If there is a need for it again, we can always start it up again.

    If anyone does start an October NQTW thread, I recommend that everyone just red X it.
     
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 5:43pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    I never said much on the topic of NQTW, but it's pretty obvious the idea has run its course. Sometimes I go days without seeing something new on the front page. This site needs that random/silly nonsense day to day. Otherwise, I get bored and lose interest. I'm sure I'm not the only one.
    Edited By: SlapNPickle Sep 27th, 2012 at 05:44 PM
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 5:46pm) in reply to SlapNPickle

    Quit hatin', NQTW rocks.
     
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 5:50pm) in reply to Nickc011

    how about a poll to decide if nqtw stays or goes?
    Edited By: McBain74 Sep 27th, 2012 at 05:50 PM
    Reason: great story tp
     
  5. setherson2 setherson2 is offline

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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 6:06pm) in reply to McBain74

    I'm all for getting rid of it, at least for the month. Just don't expect people to start making a ton of threads. Regardless of how good the story is people are gonna troll. Def gonna lose a % of the content but go for it.
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 6:24pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

     
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    As the originator of NQTW, I have to say that it definitely didn't go like I expected. It was just a place to put random, meaningless shit. Unfortunately, people started to put meaningful shit in there - stuff that should be their own thread.[/B]

    exactly
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 6:35pm) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    Rename NQTW to 'Thread for 45+ year holds to spank to and it'll be alright
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 6:49pm) in reply to Camz

    if people want to post in the NQTW they will, if not, the thread will die like the other worthless threads

    I mean, why do yall hate the free market?
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 7:00pm) in reply to thereraise

    FTR i never said to abolish the thread, i just encouraged people to make more threads.
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 7:07pm) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    We need to dump NQTW for not only threads like this but to water down the number of sport and political threads on the front page. Shit is getting out of control.
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 8:04pm) in reply to dolphin13

     
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    why did the retard jump over the ditch. To get to niceguy's leftovers

    i have no dog in the dolphin/goofy feud but this line was gold...how did no one notice this
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 8:05pm) in reply to Camz

    LOL that is fuckin funny

    dolphin > goofy too
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 8:45pm) in reply to XXEDPXX

    I don't have time to read thread; fucking hi5!
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 8:57pm) in reply to Mr323

    Keep NQTW but have everyone make more threads.

    I agree that I enjoy shitty 5 reply threads a lot sometimes. If everyone makes an effort to make a shit ton of threads we can keep NQTW for it's original intent and still get the benefit of more threads.

    I'll start right now with a new thread with an idea I just thought of.
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:21pm) in reply to AMARTIN1181

     
    Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181 View Post

    LOL that is fuckin funny

    dolphin > goofy too

    I am 1-0 in threads started where poster x hates poster y and one of us has to go.

    Dolphin was losing and then cried to get it removed.

    Your argument is invalid.
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:27pm) in reply to goofy2485

    We would not need NQTW if unpopular threads we just left to find their way to page 2 and beyond. The large number of trolls prohibits this natural process.
    Edited By: Mr Galt Sep 27th, 2012 at 09:28 PM
    Reason: goofy v. dolphin...live on pay-per-view
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:29pm) in reply to Mr Galt

    would you fucking dorks STFU about NQTW? This thread started off strong then 3 pages of nerds making the same points over and over again that no one gives a fuck about
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:36pm) in reply to voorh33s

    So I got another spectacular blowjob again today. It wasn't at work this time though because I called in sick. I'm starting to think that maybe she has a G-spot in her throat. Possible?
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:38pm) in reply to TwystedPair

    Plot of Deep Throat movie.

    Oh, and Hi5!!!
    Edited By: SpankyHamm Sep 27th, 2012 at 09:38 PM
     
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:38pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

    Damnit man... i love me some girls that love giving blowjobs. Im jealous that I dont have a blowjob girl I can call anymore.
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 9:46pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    To get back on topic...

    When I was 19ish I was driving back to school with this girl I was seeing. It was like a 2.5 hour drive and a little more than halfway she just leans over and starts giving me road head. It was my first road head experience and was a top 5 moment in my life thinking back but I was so nervous that I would blow my load in 2 seconds and it would be an awkward rest of the drive so my aim right from the get go was to last a respectable while which I knew would be tough because she gave real good BJs.

    So the first minute or so I fought it off so much and the extreme struggle to not blow my load must have numbed myself or something because with no exaggeration she blew me for over an hour until we finally parked at my school parking lot and I could sit there and focus and I finished. Maybe it was the fact that I had to focus on driving too that made it last so long but every road head since hasn't been a problem so I'm going with I numbed myself.

    To this day I can't believe how awesome that girl was for just keeping at it for so long my god she was awesome shoulda hung onto her.

    So yeah tldr cliffs: got an hour long BJ my first road head experience. Anyone else top an hour?

    edit: looks like twysted already got back on topic, wp sir
    Edited By: coolhandkev Sep 27th, 2012 at 09:47 PM
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 11:19pm) in reply to coolhandkev

    For guys with girlfriends; what's avg # of blow jobs u get a week?
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 11:21pm) in reply to Camz

     
    Originally Posted by Camz View Post

    For guys with girlfriends; what's avg # of blow jobs u get a week?

    My last gf gave me two blowjobs in a year in a half.

    For the love of god wtf was I thinking?
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 11:24pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Wow...what were You thinking?
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    Sep 27th, 2012 (9/27/2012 11:25pm) in reply to Camz

     
    Originally Posted by Camz View Post

    For guys with girlfriends; what's avg # of blow jobs u get a week?

    LOL per week.
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    Sep 28th, 2012 (9/28/2012 12:22am) in reply to Z-Fresh

    5-6 a week currently
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    Sep 28th, 2012 (9/28/2012 12:36am) in reply to TwystedPair

    my last two regular hookups (one girlfriend and one long term about once a week hookup) have resulted in zero real blow jobs. occasionally she will suck on it a bit but it's always just for a couple of minutes before we start fucking. neither wanted me to go down on them either. the sex was good so i don't mind.
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    Sep 28th, 2012 (9/28/2012 12:45am) in reply to SevenCostanza

     
    Originally Posted by SevenCostanza View Post

    my last two regular hookups (one girlfriend and one long term about once a week hookup) have resulted in zero real blow jobs. occasionally she will suck on it a bit but it's always just for a couple of minutes before we start fucking. neither wanted me to go down on them either. the sex was good so i don't mind.

    i'm sorry but that sounds terrible.

    I really don't think i could be with someone that didn't give them on the reg...maybe i'm just spoiled b/c i thought it was the norm to get a few a week; because that's how it's always been for me. #rungood
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    Sep 28th, 2012 (9/28/2012 12:46am) in reply to Camz

    I thought you broke up with the POF girl.

    Got a new one already?
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    Sep 28th, 2012 (9/28/2012 12:49am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    nah never broke up with POF girl. what made you think that? about 14months into it atm. The other day she was telling me her cousin gives her bf like 1 a month and i was just floored. Maybe the sex is just super awesome so guys put up with it but bjs are just too good live without imo
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