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  1. = brown poop

    Ok 2 muffins were in an oven one muffin said "HOLY SHIT we're in an OVEN!" And the other muffin said "HOLY SHIT a TALKING MUFFIN!"
  2. you currently high?
  3. i always heard that joke diferent

    there were 2 muffins in an oven one was a stockbrocker muffin and the other was a pirate muffin
    the stockbrocker muffin said to the pirate muffin :have you seen the market lately?"
    then the pirate muffin said "YARRRRRRRRRRRRR A TALKING MUFFIN."
  4. so.... brown poop is good or bad?
     
  5. that muffin joke.
  6. A pirate goes into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants. The bartender notices and says "Hey you have a steering wheel in the front of your pants!" The pirate replies. "Arrrrrr and its driving me nuts."
  7. i mean, no, but im sure ive smoked enough in my life to have fucked something up permanently. so, i guess you could say that im currently high, or something.
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  8. <span>BROWN IS GOOD!</span>
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  9. lol! okay

    <3 the big bold brown
     
  10. all im sayin is that when you try to fly low and they catch you with string cheese, youre fucked. <span>this place is so fucking retarded. 8 bagillion posts about dumb shit and yet this one gets overlooked. </span>
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  11. LMAO!
  12. agri<span>ffrod

    </span>imo
  13. yeah totally, and meat clues are rare, but the stereo doesn't know that.
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  14. skid marks > 3 man, 1 woman twister imo
  15. can you believe that poop comes out of something that looks this fine?


    me either
  16. god, i have a nice ass.
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  17. I sincerely apologize to you for starting a fight when I was asking about posting youtube links a few months back. Will you ever be able to forgive me?!?!
  18. me?
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  19. that has been on your conscience for months?
  20. No but that was before I knew what her ass looked like... :)
  21. Yea... I had posted with the "How do I embed a youtube link" and you were doing the pile on the newb along with everybody else so I took a few shots at you :).
  22. oh, well i forgive you.

    i cant carry hate.
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  23. One beautiful turd cutter, who knew ?
  24. one beautiful mullet. thank you science.
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  25. Nature > science imo.

    You can't grow this in a petri dish.

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