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BREAKING NEWS! michael jackson DEAD from food poisoning!

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  1. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Jan 31st, 2007 (1/31/2007 9:36pm)

    he ate 12 year old nuts!

    BAHHHHHAAHHHH!!!!!!
  2. GoPats12 GoPats12 is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2007 (1/31/2007 9:37pm) in reply to whitealroker

    I heard that joke like 5 years ago
  3. murderer murderer is offline PM me

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    Jan 31st, 2007 (1/31/2007 9:37pm) in reply to whitealroker

    lol.

    How is this the first time I've heard this?!?!?!
     
  4. gosalukis83 gosalukis83 is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2007 (1/31/2007 9:38pm) in reply to murderer

    Me too...lol
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    Jan 31st, 2007 (1/31/2007 9:38pm) in reply to murderer

    Suprised there was no mention of the Nintendo Wii in this thread...
  6. alecdent alecdent is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2007 (1/31/2007 9:39pm) in reply to whitealroker

  7. ShooterJ ShooterJ is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2007 (1/31/2007 9:39pm) in reply to whitealroker

    suprisingly I've never heard that one
  8. takeover_inc takeover_inc is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2007 (1/31/2007 10:09pm) in reply to ShooterJ

    i am with choooter here. new to me.

    well played war
  9. Earlybird893 Earlybird893 is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2007 (1/31/2007 10:14pm) in reply to takeover_inc

    i am also out of the loop on this one, must of been the only michael jackson joke i havent heard
  10. PokerLungs PokerLungs is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2007 (1/31/2007 10:17pm) in reply to whitealroker

    Michael Jackson is so hot right now.
  11. Stynsty71 Stynsty71 is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2007 (1/31/2007 11:31pm) in reply to PokerLungs

    Funny how right before reading this post, I was just listening to that duet by Michael Jackson and Elton John: Don't let your son go down on me................ No I wasn't.
  12. BARTMANiac BARTMANiac is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2007 (1/31/2007 11:35pm) in reply to Stynsty71

    you know how you can tell MJ is having a party, don't ya? No? Well, his house has all the big wheels parked out front.
  13. Stynsty71 Stynsty71 is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2007 (1/31/2007 11:37pm) in reply to BARTMANiac

    lol and of course the MJ sale at Sears............little boys pants are half off
  14. badmagik badmagik is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2007 (1/31/2007 11:42pm) in reply to Stynsty71

    haha thats pretty funny. how have i not heard this

    EDIT* haha war i opened this praying that it was true now you have me all depressed
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