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  1. Gabovitch Gabovitch is offline

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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 4:56pm)

    Whats the over/under on the day that Parcells cuts him?
  2. SchruteRules SchruteRules is offline

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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 5:01pm) in reply to Gabovitch

    He'll be let go during the regular season, Week 5-7.
  3. igggy! igggy! is offline

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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 5:03pm) in reply to SchruteRules

    to all the dallas fans, i just hate to say...I told you so. E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES
  4. Fitz420 Fitz420 is offline

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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 5:04pm) in reply to SchruteRules

    They wont need to cut him because in week one Donovan Darius will knock his head off/break his neck and we wont need to hear about TO anymore......
  5. RebelT RebelT is offline

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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 5:08pm) in reply to Gabovitch

    Never.
  6. jpb5013 jpb5013 is offline

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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 5:11pm) in reply to Gabovitch

    breaking news?
  7. Gabovitch Gabovitch is offline

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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 5:13pm) in reply to jpb5013

    sarchasm.
    Thread Starter
  8. Fitz420 Fitz420 is offline

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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 5:19pm) in reply to Gabovitch

    whats sarchasm? Is he a new player?
  9. ajfulp ajfulp is offline

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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 5:21pm) in reply to Gabovitch

    T.O is the best reciever in the league period. therefore Bill will not cut him, they cant afford to loose his production. and if the eagles had just payed the man there wouldnt have been a problem and they would probably still be contenders
  10. rocafella84 rocafella84 is offline

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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 6:30pm) in reply to ajfulp

    Randy Moss >> TO

    and more specifically...

    Terry Glenn > TO.
  11. jmack83 jmack83 is offline

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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 7:33pm) in reply to rocafella84

    well seeing how the man makes like 8 million a season i highly doubt he will be cut. and i doubt donovan darius can even phase T.O.!! there is no prob with T.O. in dallas!!!!! the media is just hyping it up to get a big story out of nothing! he will be ready for the season and will be owning all the db's in the nfl!!
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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 7:39pm) in reply to Gabovitch

    before bill would cut him he d make to be the wedgebuster on kickoffs
  13. ajfulp ajfulp is offline

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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 7:44pm) in reply to SluggerWV

    terry glenn > TO................... LMFAO

    you must be on crack
  14. Fitz420 Fitz420 is offline

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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 7:50pm) in reply to ajfulp

    He might not be on crack but Michael Irvin is.....

    edit: WAS on crack...i dont want to be sued for libel....
  15. jmack83 jmack83 is offline

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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 8:03pm) in reply to Fitz420

    T.O.- G REC YDS Y/G AVG LNG YAC 1DWN TD <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR class=ysprow2 align=right height=16><TD class=yspscores align=left>2005</TD><TD class=yspscores align=left>Philadelphia</TD><TD class=yspscores align=right>7</TD><TD></TD><TD class=yspscores>47</TD><TD class=yspscores>763</TD><TD class=yspscores>109.0</TD><TD class=yspscores>16.2</TD><TD class=yspscores>91</TD><TD class=yspscores>7.2</TD><TD class=yspscores>32</TD><TD class=yspscores>6</TD><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

    RANDY MOSS- G REC YDS Y/G AVG LNG YAC 1DWN TD <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR class=ysprow2 align=right height=16><TD class=yspscores align=left>2005</TD><TD class=yspscores align=left>Oakland</TD><TD class=yspscores align=right>16</TD><TD></TD><TD class=yspscores>60</TD><TD class=yspscores>1005</TD><TD class=yspscores>62.8</TD><TD class=yspscores>16.8</TD><TD class=yspscores>79</TD><TD class=yspscores>2.9</TD><TD class=yspscores>46</TD><TD class=yspscores>8</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

    HMMMM... HALF A SEASON AND YET ALMOST THE SAME STATS!!!! LOOKS LIKE T.O. HAD THE BETTER SEASON ONLY PLAYING 7 GAMES!!! HAHAHAHAHA T.O. OWNS!!!!
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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 8:04pm) in reply to jmack83

    hmmm and ZERO super bowl wins....well done.....
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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 8:07pm) in reply to Fitz420

    THATS WHY HE CAME TO THE COWBOYS!!! HOW MANY SUPERBOWLS HAS MOSS WON BY THE WAY??
  18. Fitz420 Fitz420 is offline

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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 8:09pm) in reply to jmack83

    I hate them both...unless they are on my fantasy team of course....
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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 9:16pm) in reply to Gabovitch

    I'm in a keeper fantasy football league and kept him and Larry Johnson. Everyday that passes I hate TO more and more and realize I screwed up. I really thought, like a lot of others I'm sure, he'd learned his lesson and realized that if he fucks this up he will not get another NFL contract. Guess he didn't learn. Is he the next Tyson?

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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 9:23pm) in reply to Zee7

    season didnt start yet Zee, dont worry
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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 9:32pm) in reply to Zee7

    I get the comparison, but the man has a big mouth - he's not an ear-biting rapist. Plus, he's not as good a WR as Tyson was a boxer.
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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 9:37pm) in reply to Zee7

    Zee, i dont understand why you are buying into all the media hype. The man is nursing a hamstring injury and isnt fucking anything up. Just wait til the regular season comes and see what happens then before you start declairing him a bust in Dallas. The only thing you should be worried about is him reinjuring his hamstring during the season because there will be no problems other than that I.M.O.!
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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 9:47pm) in reply to jmack83

    he just strikes me(and we had 24/7 TO last winter in philly) as a guy doesnt care. think you could make him the highest WR in league history and he'd still bitch. if cowboys cut him(loooonngg way away) will laugh.
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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 9:47pm) in reply to jmack83

    well seeing how the man makes like 8 million a season i highly doubt he will be cut.

    Football contracts aren't guaranteed. They can cut him anytime and he'd have very little recourse.

    F TO. IHHDBWABBDIHA
     
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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 10:16pm) in reply to BigGunX

    Actually he got a $5 Million signing bonus which i think(not for sure) is guaranteed! Why would they cut him if there is no problems? The media is making it out to be alot bigger than it really is especially in philly so they dont look like the morons they are for not giving him more money like he deserved I.M.O!!

    Cowboys For Life!! F the Eagles!!!!
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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 11:37pm) in reply to jmack83

    I wish Parcells would just tell the media to STFU and SMD, they are just looking for a story
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