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  1. Brice100 Brice100 is offline

    Roanoke, VA
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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 5:06pm)

    <span>To the MMA Guru wearing the "Tapout" shirt on campus today:</span>
    <span>I would like to inform you that you struck a large amount of fear into my soul as you walked by me today. To think of the MMA moves and fighting skills you poses to wear such attire makes me shiver in my tube socks. The swagger you walked with was unmatched. With your sketchers shoes tied perfectly tight making sure the loops were extra long and the laces extra tight. With the Wrangler 5 Star "premium" denim jeans that fit just snug enough to let everyone know you actually had male genitalia. </span>
    <span>You MMA dick rider are the reason I stay out of the back alleys of Radford University. Knowing you could instantly throw me to the ground in a Alaskian Grizzly Lock and we would roll on the ground for 6 hours till I ran out of energy and "tapped out" frightens me or that in the blink of an eye you could be unleash a Boston Butt Spreader yielding me paralyzed, begging for my life.</span>

    <span>After today I realize why when you say you have next on beer pong yet Im next on the list, ill let it slide.</span>

    <span>Till we meet again</span>

    <span>Sincerely</span>

    <span>Concerned Citizen</span>
  2. MadTiger MadTiger is offline

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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 5:08pm) in reply to Brice100

    You sound mad.
  3. rainmanrcp rainmanrcp is offline

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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 5:08pm) in reply to Brice100

    sick brag about being on campus
  4. TheFirm53 TheFirm53 is offline

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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 5:10pm) in reply to rainmanrcp

    Cool Story, Bro.
  5. wantagolf wantagolf is online now Moderator

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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 5:26pm) in reply to Brice100

    Was he picking on you? Or just walking by?
     
  6. jcpeace jcpeace is offline

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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 5:28pm) in reply to Brice100


    Sounds like Roanoke > Craigslist > Personals > Rants and Raves subject matter
  7. pwklbc pwklbc is offline

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    Nov 5th, 2009 (11/5/2009 5:34pm) in reply to Brice100

    Ha Ha! Brice got picked on today!
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