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  1. dtrain dtrain is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 10:44am)

    So I go into the city for a night of drinking w friends, a few of us crash a a buddies house. I'm asleep on the couch. A friend and ugly chick are passed out on the blowup mattress about 2 feet away. It's getting to be daylight and I'm awoken by them going at it. what to do?

    -watch(hell no I don't want that stuck in my head)
    -take pictures
    -pull a rodeo
    -pretend you're asleep, trying not to laugh your ass off cause he's is talking alot of smack to her
  2. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 10:45am) in reply to dtrain

    reach over smack his ass really hard
  3. cmval cmval is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 10:46am) in reply to dtrain

    Seconds?
  4. triggathree triggathree is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 10:46am) in reply to dtrain

    ask to join in.
     
  5. RonKarkovice RonKarkovice is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 10:49am) in reply to dtrain

    grab some popcorn?
  6. dtrain dtrain is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 10:53am) in reply to dtrain

    no joining in i don't shag ugly chicks, and am not teh ghey
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  7. railbot railbot is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 10:54am) in reply to dtrain

    DOOD>
    walk over and just whip it out and put it in her face,
    she will do the deed,

    and its one of those things that will never be talked about till month's from now..
    GO GO GO
  8. Unforseen Unforseen is online now

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 10:55am) in reply to dtrain

    walk to the kitchen, get a glass of milk, drink it, go back to sleep.

    hear them giggle at you not noticing them fucking.
  9. holmes304 holmes304 is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 10:56am) in reply to railbot

    pee on the bed when/if they get up to go clean off when they are done.
  10. dtrain dtrain is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 11:08am) in reply to Unforseen

    actually I got up n went for a shit, when I got back they were done, n prtending to sleep
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  11. cmval cmval is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 11:09am) in reply to dtrain

    you should have ran the dtrain on her
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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 11:10am) in reply to dtrain

    in that case you shoulda auditioned her for 2girls1cup the sequel
  13. kristy_sea kristy_sea is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 12:53pm) in reply to dtrain

    sounds like a great time to practice porn directing...

    but take pictures of them first- then when they are fin. ask them to go grab coffee or something from the store....print off as many of the pictures as possible and put them up around the room.

    Edit: Also, you must wake up your buddies and make sure that everyone acts casually when your buddy and his girl return.

    And you must make the picture into your christmas card.

    "Hope your hollidays are everything they're cracked up to be."

    "Ho, Ho, Ho."

    "All I want for christmas is.... [inside]not to get the clap, and a girl with her two front teeth"

    whatever, you'd think of something good
  14. bflowers bflowers is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 1:00pm) in reply to dtrain

    If she really is nasty I say take pictures and then use them fuck with your friend for awhile.
  15. DexterCain DexterCain is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 1:07pm) in reply to bflowers

    what sort of smack is he talking?
  16. dtrain dtrain is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 1:16pm) in reply to DexterCain

    i wanna wrap ur legs around me, i wanna taste u, i really want to eat u, yaya u feel so good etc it was constant, pretty much everything in the book, he wouldnt shut up.
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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 1:20pm) in reply to DexterCain

    edit: oh, that kind of smack talking.

    wasn't sure if they were fighting or fucking
     
  18. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 1:20pm) in reply to dtrain

    eww
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  19. kristy_sea kristy_sea is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 1:41pm) in reply to dtrain

    pics of friend plz. ;)

    seriously though, that's the perfect time to chime in with the porn-direction comments, see above.
  20. darkcheck_ darkcheck_ is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 1:48pm) in reply to dtrain

    run train if yer drunk, no1 will know unless shes that beat

    leave the room pretty weird too watch imo, happened to me last nite except guy was watchin us in hot tub and i was like dude u gotta go esp since i didnt even know him
     
  21. kristy_sea kristy_sea is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 2:12pm) in reply to darkcheck_

    I, too, had some guy watching me get nailed last night.

    I just looked him in the eyes and said "listen buddy...I'm trying have a private moment here do you mind gtfo-ing?" and he looked at me and said:

    "but who's gonna drive the bus, and I still need your transfer please."
  22. stevem1267 stevem1267 is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 2:18pm) in reply to kristy_sea

    lol
  23. pigalet42 pigalet42 is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 3:01pm) in reply to BPV3

    Yeah, would've been a better story if he was talking mad shit to her the whole time.
  24. Sweetness777 Sweetness777 is offline Prefers Dark Meat

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    Nov 22nd, 2007 (11/22/2007 3:30pm) in reply to stevem1267

    Kristy Sea delivers..
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