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Button flies > zipper flies o rly?

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  1. DJam21 DJam21 is offline

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    Apr 8th, 2008 (4/8/2008 10:48pm)

    Seriously, does any guy here actually prefer them? I personally find them a nuisance and not the most time efficient way to take a leak or even to get the jeans off in the throes of passion. If I'm just mooching about the place I'll often leave the second-to-top one undone for ease of peeing.
  2. korey729 korey729 is offline

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    Apr 8th, 2008 (4/8/2008 10:50pm) in reply to DJam21

    my 2 fav pairs of jeans have button flies. obv i prefer zippers but fortunately for me those 2 pairs of jeans are a little loose around the waist so i don't need to unbutton more than the top button to flop my wang out the top and do the deed (pee obv)
  3. BillMueller BillMueller is offline OT President

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    Apr 8th, 2008 (4/8/2008 10:50pm) in reply to DJam21

    gtfo.

    i like my button fly jeans, but they are a pain in the fucking ass to get undone when i need to piss etc. and they dont stay closed all the time.....sigh.
  4. DJam21 DJam21 is offline

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    Apr 8th, 2008 (4/8/2008 10:54pm) in reply to BillMueller

    So why do you like them then?? Surely you'd prefer a zipper?
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  5. ronjon13 ronjon13 is offline

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    Apr 8th, 2008 (4/8/2008 11:02pm) in reply to DJam21

    i have never had a pair with buttons, old fashioned imo
  6. Waldo38 Waldo38 is offline

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    Apr 8th, 2008 (4/8/2008 11:06pm) in reply to ronjon13

    button flies pwn zippers flies. I always leave 1 or two buttons undone when in a pub or club for easy access. You button flies will always look like there done up if your standing up only prob is when your sitting down and who gives a shit chicks can check out your wang.
  7. DJam21 DJam21 is offline

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    Apr 8th, 2008 (4/8/2008 11:08pm) in reply to Waldo38

    Guess I'd be too self-conscious of the fact I'd be flying low, but if not I guess that's a fair point.

    (Edit: is it technically bad grammar to say 'I'd be' twice - ie. does one future tensed 'I'd be' mean the other should then be in the present tense ('I'm' - or 'I was'?)? Just wondering. This edit is for grammar Nazis and pedants only [I fall into the latter, for I don't care if others make mistakes]).
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  8. TMLMS13 TMLMS13 is offline

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    Apr 8th, 2008 (4/8/2008 11:12pm) in reply to BillMueller

    zipper>button
  9. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Apr 8th, 2008 (4/8/2008 11:15pm) in reply to DJam21

    every nice pair of jeans I own is a button fly... button fly FTW
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  10. DJam21 DJam21 is offline

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    Apr 8th, 2008 (4/8/2008 11:18pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    But whyyyyyyyyyyyyy GDit.
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  11. brentley72 brentley72 is offline

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    Apr 8th, 2008 (4/8/2008 11:24pm) in reply to DJam21

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    this is so true... pretty much all nice jeans have a button fly, it may not be more convenient, but apparently they are classier

    ...and you cant get your dick jammed between metal teeth
  12. hyacinthgirl hyacinthgirl is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2008 (4/9/2008 1:08am) in reply to DJam21

    fwiw i think button fly jeans are sexier on both men and women. idk why.
  13. time4badbeat time4badbeat is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2008 (4/9/2008 1:15am) in reply to BillMueller

    "they are a pain in the fucking ass to get undone when i need to piss etc. and they dont stay closed all the time"

    How can they easily come undone yet be tough as nails to get undone?

    - Personally I like button as you only have to undo the top button and there is no chance of getting balls/wiener caught in the zipper (ala Something bout Mary style)
     
  14. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Apr 9th, 2008 (4/9/2008 1:30am) in reply to DJam21

    i have both, button for going out in, zip for at home relaxing, gives more room for my huge package.
  15. TheAlbatross TheAlbatross is offline

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    Apr 9th, 2008 (4/9/2008 3:54am) in reply to DJam21

    button fly is infinitely better. zippers are way too dangerous. and i dont know, unless youve got fat fingers buttons are easily undone.
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