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  1. dino4205 dino4205 is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 10:38pm)

    <HR SIZE=1> espero que proto me escrivas cuidate mucho y muchos vesos

    ??? no idea what it means ....some broad randomly sent it to me
  2. Chazmental Chazmental is offline Thief

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 10:40pm) in reply to dino4205

    espero que proto me escrivas cuidate mucho y muchos vesos

    I think its:

    Strap-ons used by me will be much slammed into your anal cavity.
  3. Dr.GHouse Dr.GHouse is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 10:41pm) in reply to dino4205

    "Hey Hung-Likea-Dino, I wear white pants"

    Stop with your brag posts, damn it!
  4. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 10:41pm) in reply to dino4205

    It means (loosely mind you)

    " I can't come to Vegas for I have strep throat"
  5. BillMueller BillMueller is offline OT President

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 10:42pm) in reply to dino4205

    I wait that proto me escrivas look after very much and many vesos
  6. BillMueller BillMueller is offline OT President

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 10:42pm) in reply to ihaterats

    <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td>Re(1): can anyone translate this
    by ess286 on 3/5/2008 22:41 </td><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td></td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td><td></td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> It means (loosely mind you)

    " I can't come to Vegas for I have strep throat"

    LMAO
  7. dino4205 dino4205 is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 10:43pm) in reply to ihaterats

    damn been off the board for a year and you guys are still all using the same jokes....haha figured it was worth shot....knew this is the response i would get....thanks for the laughs atleast
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  8. LoveHatePoker LoveHatePoker is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 10:47pm) in reply to BillMueller

    Google gave me almost the exact same translation

    "I hope that proto escrivas cuidate much and many vesos"
  9. OGPokerman OGPokerman is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 11:05pm) in reply to dino4205

    spear and protrude my escrevities very quickly and alot of vasoline.
     
  10. Camronius Camronius is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 11:17pm) in reply to dino4205

    I expect that proto me escrivas you take care of a lot and many vesos

    I hope that proto much me escrivas cuidate and many vesos

    I wait that proto me escrivas look after very much and many vesos

    If you can figure out her spelling mistakes you may be able to decifer it.

    btw these are very new jokes.
  11. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 11:18pm) in reply to Camronius

    I know mine was
  12. OSUBucks42 OSUBucks42 is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 11:19pm) in reply to OGPokerman

    ya, i have no idea what these words are, escrivas cuidate. everything else i got. oh well
  13. kmil420 kmil420 is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 11:19pm) in reply to Camronius

    lol at 10 responses and not a real answer. the translation is,

    I hope you write me soon take care many kisses.

    she writes her B's as V's, must be a regional thing.
  14. Camronius Camronius is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 11:20pm) in reply to ihaterats

    Fucken rights, and it was funny as shit.
  15. LoveHatePoker LoveHatePoker is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 11:20pm) in reply to Camronius

    edit: looks like we have a winnar ^
  16. OSUBucks42 OSUBucks42 is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 11:21pm) in reply to kmil420

    oh b's are v's. escribir makes sense. stupid way to speak spanish.
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    Mar 5th, 2008 (3/5/2008 11:43pm) in reply to dino4205

    I hope that soon you write to me. take care and many kisses.

    Never took portuguese but I assume its pretty much the same as spanish.
  18. dhubermex dhubermex is online now Senior Writer

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    Mar 6th, 2008 (3/6/2008 10:49am) in reply to dino4205

    yeah.... I hope you write back soon. Take care.

    Lotsa kisses,

    it's just internet slang with the 'v' instead of 'b' kinda like the way we do with certain words. Many times I'll get text messages as follows:

    ke te baya vien. (instead of "Que te vaya bien")
     
  19. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Mar 6th, 2008 (3/6/2008 11:23am) in reply to Chazmental

    ummmm...maybe this is backwards...or just a rug.
    *priceless*

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    Mar 11th, 2008 (3/11/2008 9:24pm) in reply to dhubermex

    chilangoments
     
  21. OSUBucks42 OSUBucks42 is offline

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    Mar 11th, 2008 (3/11/2008 10:16pm) in reply to kidrockin

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#eeeedd><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top> </TD><TD>Re(3): NUTSO CASH GAME HAND. WTF?!? *EDIT*....if you are a good cash game player, please take a look at this hand.
    by brianyut on 3/11/2008 17:43 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD colSpan=2><TABLE cellPadding=2 border=0 celspacing="0"><TBODY><TR><TD>geez, nice 5 day bump. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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