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  1. the reason I remember that I inhaled was because I DIDN'T get high
  2. Buncha potheads ITT
  3. smoked in a church parking lot in the back of this dead end road out of a makeshift pipe out of a coke can with like 8 friends in 2 diff cars. We would alternate into the designated smoking car and by the end of the session there were only 3 of us still smoking and I just remember stumbling out of the car giggling my ass off eating some fruit snacks. lol, man o man i love weed.
  4. I didn't feel high the first time, but I do remember laughing more often and eating a retarded amount of food/candy.
     
  5. and lol at ppl that didnt get high first time. sucksssss to be you, nerrrddds!
  6. hell yea..the first time I got high was sfawesome. 11 years old, kickin it on a summer night with my two best friends and 9 year old brother. For some reason my buddy Juice could roll a perfect blunt at 11 years old. I'll never forget that shit, 11 years old and could pearl a blunt in like 30 seconds while walking down the street from the gas station. at the time dro was the holy grail of weed, and we had a whole 10-sack all to ourselves. I was high off the first hit. I remember thinking how extra green everyone's lawn was despite being nighttime, and by the time it got back around we were all laughing too hysterically to hit it anymore.

    so we hit it some more anyway, and like 10 min later my friend starts freaking out about how his heart feels fucked up and he might need to go to the hospital. I'm like wtf dude what do you mean your heart feels fucked up. it's weed ffs, you can't die from weed. right Juice? hell to the fuck no we can't go to the hospital, if my granddaddy found out we were smoking weed he'd give us the longest most fucked up dragged out lecture of all time. and my dad will most certainly whip every single one of our asses. he's all like, "man idk, I don't feel right, I can feel my heartbeat"..so Juice in his infinite wisdom suggests going inside whichever one of our houses doesn't have people in it so we could sit and listen to music while we get this kid a drink of water or something. best. plan. evar. by the time we got to the door we already forgot why we left the playground in the first place. spent the next god knows how many hours sitting in the dark laughing our asses off making fun of random shit, listening to mid-90s hip hop. good times.
  7. I was smoking cigs for 3 years when I tried weed so I'm pretty sure I did it right and I did NOT get high at all.

    The 2nd time was a few days later and it is still the highest I've ever been.

    I doubt I learned how to smoke in between my first and second time.

    So yes, definitely possible.
  8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEfi2xqRIho

    Just sayin' Bill Clinton likes this thread. He didn't like weed, but he didnt inhale.
  9. Yeah you can, usually people who don't get high are smoking garbage... and amateurs generally get their hands on garbage so it makes perfect sense. Get yourself some high grades and you'll be knocked back on just a hit or two.
  10. first couple times i didn't get too high, but definitely felt some effects. third time was a different story - high as a motherfucker
  11. this is fucking retarded logic...how would you not get high the first time you smoked if all the variables were correctly in play.
    heres a check list for you:

    [ ] good weed
    [ ] smoked correctly
    [ ] smoked enough

    if you have/did both of those correctly, check the boxes, then realize that you are high.
  12. You know how I know you are a pot head???/

    First off I bet 90% of the storys in here are not real, true pot heads dont remember yesterday let alone the first time they got high.

    Besides nobody smokes good weed their very first time....I mean when your 13-15 (normal first time age) you dont say "man i would smoke, but I aint smokin that shit" "lets ride our bicycles over to the liquor store and rob it, then we all add our $5 allowances and buy some sticky icky then i'll smoke for the first time"
    Edited By: locustbend Feb 1st, 2011 at 09:57 PM
  13. I just slept the first time. Got hungry ate bomb ass food adn slept for like 4 hours. Took about 3 more times b4 I got that fuck yeah im stoned as shit high. I think alot of people are pretty high but they just sleep. high sleep is awesome sleep tho.
  14.  
    Originally Posted by littleze View Post

    I smoked cigs first so I knew how to inhale yet I didn't get high the 1st time, the thing about chemicals is they effect everyone in a different way based on your body chemistry so their is no right answer to this question IMO

    But you got high every other time after that? So you do the same "chemcial" and get the exact same results every time but the first time? I just don't see it....
    Edited By: kiro15 Feb 1st, 2011 at 10:24 PM
  15.  
    Originally Posted by kiro15 View Post

    But you got high every other time after that? So you do the same "chemcial" and get the exact same results every time but the first time? I just don't see it....

    lol yessss. oh yeah my body chemistry doesnt allow me to get high for the first time only! But then it opens up and lets me everytime after that!!!
  16. I dont see how its possible not to get high with the weed thats around today (unless you arent inhaling it ffs). Being an old fucker tho, i can remember smoking weed that you needed to smoke a canon full before you would catch a buzz, so it was possible back then for a first timer to smoke and not get high.
    Edited By: saxman Feb 1st, 2011 at 10:34 PM
  17.  
    Originally Posted by locustbend View Post

    You know how I know you are a pot head???/

    First off I bet 90% of the storys in here are not real, true pot heads dont remember yesterday let alone the first time they got high.

    Besides nobody smokes good weed their very first time....I mean when your 13-15 (normal first time age) you dont say "man i would smoke, but I aint smokin that shit" "lets ride our bicycles over to the liquor store and rob it, then we all add our $5 allowances and buy some sticky icky then i'll smoke for the first time"

    you are dumb. I remember the first time i rode a bike w/out training wheels, 20 years a go. I remember the first time i rode a roller coaster, I remember the first time I went to a basketball game/football game/ baseball game. And i sure as fuckkkk remember the first time I got high. 1sts of anything embed into your memory.
    Edited By: skreechamane Feb 1st, 2011 at 10:38 PM
  18.  
    Originally Posted by skreechamane View Post

    you are dumb. I remember the first time i rode a bike w/out training wheels, 20 years a go. I remember the first time i rode a roller coaster, I remember the first time I went to a basketball game/football game/ baseball game. And i sure as fuckkkk remember the first time I got high. 1sts of anything embed into your memory.

    I agree, just because he has no recollection of the past does not mean some of us others who have smoked can't remember anything. I have a pretty kick-ass memory imo and I used to smoke on average at least once a night, if not a few times throughout the day. Mostly at night after dinner when I just wanted to go into chill mode though or before watching a movie, grinding, etc.

    I wouldn't touch anything but high-grade either since I'd rather just smoke half of a small bowl and get the same effect as smoking 2 joints of typical commercial. A lot easier on the lungs than smoking a mass quantity and the high was a lot better too.

    I quit last year though, on occasion I miss it because it was great for relaxation or when I was in a bad mood but overall I feel like the same person regardless of smoking or not, I don't think it had too much of an adverse effect on me with the exception of a little less motivated at times, had positive effects too on mood and so on though.
    Edited By: pooshda Feb 1st, 2011 at 10:47 PM
  19. Just here to post the love.
  20. so much easier on lungs, I used to smoke an absurd amount of poop weed and the transition was so delightful....kinda like sleeping on the ground for 2 years and then switching to a tempurpedic!
  21.  
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    people that don't get high are doing it wrong. they don't inhale correctly because they are noobs

    the 1st time I smoked weed I was rolling around on the ground laughing with a box of teddy grahams.

    everyone I have ever smoked with for their 1st time has gotten high...

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  22.  
    Originally Posted by saxman View Post

    I dont see how its possible not to get high with the weed thats around today (unless you arent inhaling it ffs). Being an old fucker tho, i can remember smoking weed that you needed to smoke a canon full before you would catch a buzz, so it was possible back then for a first timer to smoke and not get high.


    LOL I burned some hot-fire with these old heads at my country club a few months ago, we ended up playing like 4 holes (obv paid for 18), then went for lunch and got trashed at the clubhouse.

    We played poker for like 2 hours (stud h/l LOL), smoked again and they decided to let me be the house for blackjack.

    I made like 2K that night, it was epic.
  23. my first time was with some friends one random afternoon and it was a lot like half baked, gas station visit and all.
  24. I've never smoked any. It sounds like I have been missing out.
  25. Well the first time I smoked I basically hit nothing but cashed out schwag so of course I didn't feel shit.

    When I smoked out a friend's friend for his first time through a gravity bong, he took about TWELVE full hits and was sitting there like "I'm not high", then minutes later he was laughing his ass off for like 3 hours straight, seriously I've never seen someone smile so wide in my life, scared the shit out of me.

    We called him "The Joker" for a while after that LOL

  26. TWELVE??? really?? i smoke on the reg, wake and bake all the way through toke to pass out. and i really highly unbelievably doubt a ROOKIE's lungs could handle 3 gravs, let alone TWELVE. my lungs are rocked in like 5, just really doubt twelve, atleast make it a realistic number, he still woulda been lookin like that for 3 hours if he took 3 and it was his first time smokin.
  27.  
    Originally Posted by LeftyMike View Post

    TWELVE??? really?? i smoke on the reg, wake and bake all the way through toke to pass out. and i really highly unbelievably doubt a ROOKIE's lungs could handle 3 gravs, let alone TWELVE. my lungs are rocked in like 5, just really doubt twelve, atleast make it a realistic number, he still woulda been lookin like that for 3 hours if he took 3 and it was his first time smokin.

    sick name change Mark
  28.  
    Originally Posted by LeftyMike View Post

    TWELVE??? really?? i smoke on the reg, wake and bake all the way through toke to pass out. and i really highly unbelievably doubt a ROOKIE's lungs could handle 3 gravs, let alone TWELVE. my lungs are rocked in like 5, just really doubt twelve, atleast make it a realistic number, he still woulda been lookin like that for 3 hours if he took 3 and it was his first time smokin.

    was prob shit weed
  29.  
    Originally Posted by iamthedeck ftw View Post

    Yes, but I didn't. And I was doing it right fwiw.

    This - everyone I hung out with smoked but me and a friend, so the first time we smoked was a big deal - a friend of ours' dad used to own a headshop, so we sat around all afternoon smoking out of various different appliances - didn't get high - next day smoked several joints - didn't get high - next week smoked a joint between like 5 ppl and got blazed (of course it was all schwag, so maybe that makes a difference? I def inhaled correctly, just didn't hit me)
  30. Got high as hell the first time I smoked. Friend and I were hitching a ride with my step dad to Ohio. Got to talking about smokin and step dad just happened to have a couple rolled up in his travel bag. Was both me and my friends first time. Both high as fuck. When we stopped, pops went to sleep, and we found a Dunkin Donuts. Got picked up by the police walking back to the truck goin through a car dealership lot. First time I ever rode in back of police cruiser... fucking hard as plastic seats. Uncomfortable as fuck. At least I had my donuts tho. He drove us around the back of building we were parked, woke pops up, he claimed us and cop left. Then proceeded to pass out under pops trailer when it started to rain. Twas a good night. Loved the greenery ever since.

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