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  1. so i have a cat who jumps on my 2nd floor railing but i'm afraid he's going to slip one day and fall to the first floor (15-20 foot drop)

    is there anything i can do besides just block off the stairs going up?

  2. Your cat will be fine, even if he does fall, he will land on his feet.
  3. there is a 6% chance the cat will ever fall..... there is a 0.0025% he will be hurt by a fall from a 2nd story railing... :)
  4. you could grow some balls... your cat obv has bigger ones than you
     
  5. yes, put it in a cage for life

    /problem
  6. Cats are professionals. Nothing to worry about

  7. ahh yeah i forgot cats are crazy...just scared me.

    lol catz
    Thread Starter
  8. lol at blocking the stairs, whaddya gonna use, a brick wall to the ceiling? I assume your cats aren't "hobbled"...
  9. that is a cool cat!!!!!!!!!!!!


  10. ??
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  13. everybody knows the pussy never fails.
  14.  
    Originally Posted by bekigirl View Post

    everybody knows the pussy never fails.

    prove it
  15.  
    Originally Posted by stackinsideways View Post

    you could grow some balls... your cat obv has bigger ones than you

    lol / priceless
  16.  
    Originally Posted by JRoth15 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by bekigirl View Post

    everybody knows the pussy never fails.

    prove it



  17. karate cat
  18.  
    Originally Posted by TheFirm53 View Post

    Your cat will be fine, even if he does fall, he will land on his feet.

    my cat fell from 15-18 feet from 2nd story to the grass below and my cat is kinda big and he was perfectly fine.
  19. Cats that fall from the range of 2-6 stories high are actually more likely to get injured/die than a cat that falls from 7-30 stories high. Look up feline pesematology.

    <SPAN>All earthbound falling objects (including cats) will accelerate only up to a certain speed known as terminal velocity at which point air resistance becomes strong enough to counter-balance gravity. For falling humans terminal velocity is around 130 mph but its less than half that speed for a plummeting pussycat<SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN> Once terminal velocity is reached, the sensation of falling diminishes. The cats are thought to relax once this happens causing them land in a better position and explaining why falls from higher floors seem to be more survivable.</SPAN>

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