Originally Posted by bfactor

Cats have always seemed extremely effeminate to me.

When I was really young, I remember I used to think that all cats were female, and that all dogs were male, lol. I'm not really sure how this computed in my head, like, if I thought that dogs, which were always male, married cats, which were always female, and that's how new cats and dogs got made, but, it seemed pretty logical at the time lol ::shrugs::

Even to this day, whenever I see a cat, I automatically think of it in terms of it being female, like if I'm at someone's house and their cat strolls in, I'm like "What's her name" and never "what's his/it's name", I always accidentally say "her" due to always auto-thinking of them as being female. And the vice versa for dogs, in that I always ask "what breed is he" or "what's his name" etc, without even considering that it might be a female dog. And then when it turns out to be a male cat or a female dog I get all mindfucked and am like "Oh err... yea... oopsies..." etc and it gets all awkward lol.

I always say "he" for dogs I don't know and "she" for cats I don't know. An old roommate had a male cat and he always had to correct me when I said "she" for the cat for the longest time.

 

Originally Posted by JoeSexAppeal

Roll Tide

epic

 

Originally Posted by unemployable

Eight months later a car ran over her head. Karma's a bitch.

More car than karma, imo.

 

Originally Posted by LSUfan

no, they just shit in that box in the corner that lazy, faggy, loser cat owners forget to take out and then their whole house/appt complex smells like the nasty motherfuckers piss/shit. fuck cats... fuck em. i once nailed a cat to a tree with a nail thru it's head. i once watched as a friend of mine put 6 cats in a 55 gallon drum and proceeded to burn them. i have burnt the whiskers off a cat and watch as the dumb sob cant even walk(this shit was really funny). i once put a cat in a bag that zips up, unzipped it an inch or so then blew hella shotguns into said bag and let the cat sit in there for 5 or so min and let the cat out and trip out on the little high bastard stumbling around. have done a few other funny/u might say cruel? things to those little evil POS that are cats. fuck cats...fuck em.....

 

Originally Posted by clemsonrich

the reason i ask is because my gay cousin has a glass-windowed display cabinet with over 100 cat figurines. maybe its only gay if you also do that?

I think the part him being a gay cousin is gay.

 

Originally Posted by SevenCostanza

plus this. it's definitely a nice reason to get a girl to come inside.

 

Originally Posted by Sandman_Good

The answer is no.


guys owns cat.

girls(99%) like cats.

girl comes inside.

girl pets kitty

guy pets kitty.

guy comes inside.

win win.

fyp

 

Originally Posted by poumi554

Fuck you you worthless sack of shit. I've never hated someone more on the internet. I can't believe that even though it's something you did when you were a kid, you are willing to post openly about it now as though proud, I would hope you would have at least learnt that what you did was so so wrong and be embarrassed about it but no, you're a run of the mill standard piece of shit who deserves nothing short of 60 minutes with bFactors hypothetical trained torture artists!

I had to LOG IN to comment on Mr. LSu....u r a real interesting dudeDIAMFGFSMDLMB YPOFS

 

Originally Posted by LSUfan

no, they just shit in that box in the corner that lazy, faggy, loser cat owners forget to take out and then their whole house/appt complex smells like the nasty motherfuckers piss/shit. fuck cats... fuck em. i once nailed a cat to a tree with a nail thru it's head. i once watched as a friend of mine put 6 cats in a 55 gallon drum and proceeded to burn them. i have burnt the whiskers off a cat and watch as the dumb sob cant even walk(this shit was really funny). i once put a cat in a bag that zips up, unzipped it an inch or so then blew hella shotguns into said bag and let the cat sit in there for 5 or so min and let the cat out and trip out on the little high bastard stumbling around. have done a few other funny/u might say cruel? things to those little evil POS that are cats. fuck cats...fuck em.....

I don't care how old you were when any of this happened. Your parents are fucking pieces of trash and everyone in your family probably is too. Always knew people who went to LSU were the shit of the earth, but my god. Seriously, just KYS.

Cats are awesome. I'm not sure why dog owners/ cat haters like having chill friends but seek obnoxious pets.

I love dogs, too, don't get me wrong. I don't have any pets right now because I travel too much. If/ when I ever get married and settle down I would definitely get at least one of each.

i dont even know what you're saying but i agree with it

i always think its the cutest thing when cats and dogs get along

 

Originally Posted by dolphin13

if LSU is not joking around then he's a fucking psycho. Why would you do that kind of stuff. You'd def have to be fucked up in the head

yeah, he's fucked up in the head for sure

i call it "pulling a dolphin"

 

Originally Posted by XquiziVex

3:30 AM. Buzzed. smokerock you down for an E fight? Just me and you on line anyway. Come at me bro.

lol another nobody coming after the king of ot.

im like 14 deep and you arent worth my time or effort, no one really is, except for my wife.

gl

 

Originally Posted by XquiziVex

I admire your pride. I guess we all have our own definition of King. I'll give you the most quoted award tho. Even people who block you quote your drivel.

I only say that because the amount of people that call me out day in, day out never ends.

gg and nh tho

 

Originally Posted by Willywoo

Still legal in Nebraska