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Channing Crowder shows why UF is known as the Harvard of the South

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  1. SamENole SamENole is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 2:23am)

    <H2>Crowder learns he wont need translator in London</H2>
    By Tim Graham | Wednesday, October 24, 2007, 07:54 PM

    Maybe he was joking, but gregarious Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder confessed today he didnt know until Tuesday that people spoke English in London.

    Crowder, a former Florida Gator and Atlanta native, apparently isnt sure where the plane is headed when it takes off this afternoon for Sundays game against the New York Giants in Wembley Stadium.

    I couldnt find London on a map if they didnt have the names of the countries, Crowder said. I swear to God. I dont know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.

    I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. Thats the closest thing I know to London. Hes black, so Im sure hes not from London. Im sure thats a coincidental name.
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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 3:09am) in reply to SamENole

    man, go UF
     
  3. SoCalDrew SoCalDrew is offline Moderator

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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 3:18am) in reply to SamENole

    loooooooooool what an edeeeot
     
  4. 88inthepocket 88inthepocket is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 4:22am) in reply to SoCalDrew

    dumb sucks
    but ignorance may be worse

    how can you not know a) what london is
    b)that they speak english in england
    c)how to locate even the general UK on the map
  5. Jos Jos is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 4:35am) in reply to 88inthepocket

    Damn, it really must suck to be a seminole.
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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 4:45am) in reply to Jos

    haahahah I know London Fletcher
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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 4:45am) in reply to Jos

    sfridiculous
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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 5:52am) in reply to Bong BrOke

    UF can suck it.... FSU is in 2nd to USF... sorry samEnole
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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 5:55am) in reply to I_Blade_U

    UM > UF > USF > THE GARBAGE MAN > FSU
  10. Mr_BigQueso Mr_BigQueso is offline

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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 8:42am) in reply to SamENole

    lolz
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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 10:19am) in reply to Bong BrOke

    On what basis do you place UM higher than UF? The only basis for that ranking would be the exorbitant tuition UM charges for a third-rate education. The rest of the rankings, however, are accurate.
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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 10:23am) in reply to Mr_BigQueso

    I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. Thats the closest thing I know to London. Hes black, so Im sure hes not from London. Im sure thats a coincidental name.

    the definition of gold
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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 10:27am) in reply to LostOn5thst

    i saw that last night, sf hilarious. first rate UF ejimicashin. "thats a coincidental name" lol, coincidental must have been his word of the day.
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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 11:40am) in reply to Bigblind Popper

    That's pretty funny, but unless he's trying to get a job with Rand McNally WGAS if he can locate London on a map, or if he's ever heard of it? A lot of people confuse knowing random little pieces of information for intelligence. If we knew that that he had indeed learned about London and was even half-ass paying attention, we could make assumptions about his intelligence level. He can defiantely read the shit out of some complex blocking schemes though. For the record I'm not a UF fan or Miami fan, I just think it's funny when people assume someone's stupid because they didn't know something that you assumed was common knowledge.
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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 11:43am) in reply to downtown

    The best part is he's a 1-percenter. He makes more money than 99 percent of people in this country. GOD BLESS AMERICA
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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 11:45am) in reply to downtown

    While I agree with the spirit of your post, it isn't like he didn't know one small fact. He didn't know several in the span of 4 or 5 sentences. The best one in my opinion was...

    <span>Hes black, so Im sure hes not from London.</span>

    Because certainly there aren't any black people in London.
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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 11:45am) in reply to SamENole

    Channing Crowder was going to fail out so he went to the NFL

    An FSU student talking shit about academics makes me laugh
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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 11:45am) in reply to SamENole

    lmao thx same needed a good laugh
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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 11:45am) in reply to godseyt

    What's a "black people"
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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 12:10pm) in reply to tekiller

    FUCK FSU, DA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

    Lets go Phins, Crowder is a beast
     
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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 12:20pm) in reply to dolphin13

    Yeah the London Fletcher comment was way more over the top than the London, England comment. ANyway, good interview, for his sake I hope he was joking or has a good financial adviser and life coach that he trusts completely.
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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 12:33pm) in reply to delete22

    You gotta understand how frustrating it must be to be a fsu fan these days. Man must that be torture. There was a long period of time where every year they were expected to at least make the title game. There was also a long period of time where they have completely sucked dick.

    We miss you guys. If your sorry ass team was actually ranked this year, we might have had a realistic title shot again if we run the table. Sigh, see you in a month for your annual ass beating.

    And with the exception of a couple graduate programs, FSU has never had shit on UF academically and never will.
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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 1:41pm) in reply to Johnny Chanth

    I would still rather be a nole then a gator any day of the week......
     
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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 1:53pm) in reply to SamENole



    Hopefully Crowder was just joking, if not, DAMN..
    Back to the matter at hand...FSU, yes that ass will be stomped again in November
    and UM, good Lord find something that resembles a team before Sept 6, 2008.
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    Oct 25th, 2007 (10/25/2007 2:15pm) in reply to yellowsub

    "I swear to God. I dont know what nothing is."

    looooooool
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