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This chick messaged me on a dating site

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  1. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:42pm)







  2. kdunlapmo kdunlapmo is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:43pm) in reply to LizardBoy

    OT 8
  3. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is online now actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:45pm) in reply to kdunlapmo

    I count $127 on that bed, wug OT?
  4. coolhandkev coolhandkev is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:45pm) in reply to Lord Supremo

    Are you guys gonna hang out or what?
  5. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:45pm) in reply to coolhandkev

    you know you want to
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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:46pm) in reply to nastysmell

  7. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:46pm) in reply to nastysmell

     
    Originally Posted by nastysmell View Post

    you know you want to

    Want to what? Be her right hand in that second pic?
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  8. MonkeyCowboy MonkeyCowboy is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:47pm) in reply to LizardBoy

    I just threw up a bit in my mouth.
  9. squinonez81 squinonez81 is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:48pm) in reply to LizardBoy

    That's what smokecocks wife looks like I bet.
  10. wantagolf wantagolf is online now Moderator

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:48pm) in reply to squinonez81

    Please please message her back and tell her she should do a skittles type pic for her profile.




     
  11. Purple Jesus Purple Jesus is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:49pm) in reply to wantagolf

    I love how she has two teddy bears on her wall, serving as bookends for her picture of stacks of cash. Interior designer, imo.
  12. tamayo85 tamayo85 is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:50pm) in reply to Purple Jesus

    I say I go for it...maybe it'll work out and be awesome (who knows?) and even if it doesn't maybe she'll still be your forever friend
  13. jesterwords jesterwords is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:51pm) in reply to tamayo85

    what did the message say?

    "come get some!"
  14. coolhandkev coolhandkev is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:52pm) in reply to jesterwords

    Does she have any pics without makeup on?
  15. Da Donkey Da Donkey is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:55pm) in reply to coolhandkev

    I give her a 10 outta 10
    Edited By: Da Donkey Jan 19th, 2012 at 03:56 PM
    Reason: on the ritcher scale
  16. jesterwords jesterwords is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 3:57pm) in reply to Da Donkey

    knowing how much black women love to have their pussy eaten, she probably saw the SN 'lizardboy' and figured that he was good with his tongue.
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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 4:00pm) in reply to jesterwords

     
    Originally Posted by jesterwords View Post

    knowing how much black women love to have their pussy eaten, she probably saw the SN 'lizardboy' and figured that he was good with his tongue.

    Just black women, jester? Hmmmm O rly? lol

    I have to give her props for her courage and awesome self-esteem. Seriously.

    *I wanna high five her and say "You go girl! Just do you!" :)
    Edited By: ECUgirl Jan 19th, 2012 at 04:02 PM
  18. jesterwords jesterwords is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 4:02pm) in reply to ECUgirl

     
    Originally Posted by ECUgirl View Post

    Just black women, jester? Hmmmm O rly? lol

    I have to give her props for her courage and awesome self-esteem. Seriously.

    it is not even comparable... unless they just make white dudes work harder
  19. ECUgirl ECUgirl is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 4:05pm) in reply to jesterwords

     
    Originally Posted by jesterwords View Post

    it is not even comparable... unless they just make white dudes work harder

    Well, I'll have to take your word for it. I wouldn't know :)
  20. Sandman_Good Sandman_Good is online now

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 4:07pm) in reply to ECUgirl






     
    Originally Posted by ECUgirl View Post

    Well, I'll have to take your word for it. I wouldn't know :)


  21. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 4:07pm) in reply to ECUgirl

     
    Originally Posted by ECUgirl View Post


    *I wanna high five her and say "You go girl! Just do you!" :)

    Just make sure you wash your hands afterwards....
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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 4:09pm) in reply to LizardBoy

    Wow!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 4:12pm) in reply to Oh Rale

    She's surprisingly flexible, wonder what else she is capable of
  24. kellykip kellykip is offline The Chosen One

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 4:14pm) in reply to DBo Fo Sho

    I'd rather bang her than Snooki
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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 4:17pm) in reply to kellykip

    She's.....charming? Doubt I'd date her though without a neck tattoo that says "#1 Dick Sucka"

     
    Originally Posted by kellykip View Post

    I'd rather bang her than Snooki

    Did you see that picture of Snooki without makeup? Surprisingly she looks better without it than she does with.
  26. SirLiesAlot SirLiesAlot is offline

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 4:22pm) in reply to cizastro

    Who's taking the pics?
  27. kellykip kellykip is offline The Chosen One

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 4:23pm) in reply to cizastro

     
    Originally Posted by cizastro View Post

    Did you see that picture of Snooki without makeup? Surprisingly she looks better without it than she does with.

    Yeah, I see that a lot where a hispanic chick that tries to make herself look Italian with makeup always ends up looking like shit.

     
    Originally Posted by SirLiesAlot View Post

    Who's taking the pics?

    Oh Rale
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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 4:48pm) in reply to kellykip

    Pretty standard, shes looking for a new pimp
  29. JRoth15 JRoth15 is online now

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 6:32pm) in reply to Lord Supremo

     
    Originally Posted by Lord Supremo View Post

    I count $127 on that bed, wug OT?

    I can only see Abe's face and Washington's face...can't get a good count.
  30. elusively elusively is online now

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    Jan 19th, 2012 (1/19/2012 6:38pm) in reply to JRoth15

    Hoping Phi pms her and she comes here and says hi to OT.
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