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This chick messaged me on a dating site

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  1. duece9ofRed duece9ofRed is offline

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    Jan 20th, 2012 (1/20/2012 1:03am) in reply to Lord Supremo

     
    Originally Posted by Lord Supremo View Post



    tree fiddy
  2. famous5ives famous5ives is offline

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    Jan 20th, 2012 (1/20/2012 1:24am) in reply to duece9ofRed

    Looks like uve got a lovely evenin ahead of you. I suggest takin her out to a fancy restaurant but letting her pay. It implies I like you but I don't want to rush things
  3. feedthemfish feedthemfish is offline

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    Jan 20th, 2012 (1/20/2012 6:20am) in reply to kellykip

     
    Originally Posted by kellykip View Post

    I'd rather bang her than Snooki


     
    Originally Posted by cizastro View Post

    She's.....charming? Doubt I'd date her though without a neck tattoo that says "#1 Dick Sucka"



    Did you see that picture of Snooki without makeup? Surprisingly she looks better without it than she does with.

    QFT

     
    Originally Posted by kellykip View Post

    This

    Love how errybody is holding out for Jessica Alba here

    This is your advice???? after saying you wouldn't fuck snookie. i'm confused.

     
    Originally Posted by Lord Supremo View Post

    I count $127 on that bed, wug OT?

    Broke hoes is a no no. Broke hoes is a N O N O fosho.
    Edited By: feedthemfish Jan 20th, 2012 at 06:21 AM
  4. linds3236 linds3236 is offline

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    Jan 20th, 2012 (1/20/2012 8:06am) in reply to Lord Supremo

     
    Originally Posted by Lord Supremo View Post

    I count $127 on that bed, wug OT?


    $137
  5. I Fold I Fold is offline

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    Jan 20th, 2012 (1/20/2012 5:53pm) in reply to linds3236

    Al's Mom?

  6. Hecklerz Hecklerz is offline

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    Jan 20th, 2012 (1/20/2012 7:13pm) in reply to famous5ives

     
    Originally Posted by famous5ives View Post

    Looks like uve got a lovely evenin ahead of you. I suggest takin her out to a fancy restaurant but letting her pay. The odds are she can (and probably will) eat more food than you can afford.

    FYP for accuracy.
  7. darkpoker12 darkpoker12 is offline

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    Jan 20th, 2012 (1/20/2012 10:30pm) in reply to Hecklerz

    Is that a pencil drawn picture of a car on notebook paper?
  8. coolhandkev coolhandkev is offline

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    Jan 20th, 2012 (1/20/2012 10:36pm) in reply to darkpoker12

    Update OP? How was the date?
  9. TMLMS13 TMLMS13 is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 3:39am) in reply to coolhandkev

  10. Schlik20 Schlik20 is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 4:02am) in reply to darkpoker12

     
    Originally Posted by darkpoker12 View Post

    Is that a pencil drawn picture of a car on notebook paper?


    haha yes, yes it is. why cover up that classy "stacks" picture she won at the state fair is beyond me tho...
  11. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 5:22am) in reply to Schlik20

    I heart this thread....
  12. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2012 (1/21/2012 8:43am) in reply to Mr323

    Those pictures were difficult to masturbate to. Good thing I had lots of butter.
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