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  1. _Lefty_ _Lefty_ is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 3:06pm)

    For you guys out there who have a wife or GF who do not swallow, advise them to read this article...<A target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm">

    http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm</A>
  2. MiamiNole MiamiNole is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 3:08pm) in reply to _Lefty_

    I have been using this line since I was in 10th grade.
  3. computerb computerb is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 3:09pm) in reply to MiamiNole

    OMG. We need to get this front page coverage in as many newspapers as humanly possible.
  4. buchiYAYO buchiYAYO is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 3:40pm) in reply to _Lefty_

    My friend adam's dad is a good ole boy redneck he gave me this advice

    Son if you meet a girl that swallows, Marry her
  5. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 3:42pm) in reply to buchiYAYO

    I had an awesome post about a guy that had his wife hypnotized to make her think she loved the taste of cum but it back fired and she started blowing everyone. I can't find the post because everything before October has been deleted from the archives.
     
  6. buchiYAYO buchiYAYO is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 3:44pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    that was a good one I remember
  7. pigalet42 pigalet42 is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 3:57pm) in reply to _Lefty_

    Awesome post - knew State had to be good for somethin'! The commentary in the article is top notch.

    This is going to spark some excellent conversation. "Honey, you're going to have to start blowing me at LEAST once a week. I don't want to lose you to breast cancer."

    Plus, the next time any of you guys "accidentally" blows your load without warning you can say, "Hey, it's only cuz I care about you!" and reference this study.
  8. frozenhead frozenhead is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 4:09pm) in reply to pigalet42

    Gives new meaning to the quote from Jimmy V...."Don't give up, don't ever give up."
  9. DonkeyThis DonkeyThis is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 4:12pm) in reply to pigalet42

    Just make sure they don't find out it is a fake news article.
  10. Trent55 Trent55 is offline can i have a title now

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 4:15pm) in reply to DonkeyThis

    I always try to get them to test out my protein shake
  11. Plattsburgh Plattsburgh is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 4:19pm) in reply to _Lefty_

    Chicks that swollow are scientifically proven to just be better human beings.
     
  12. Camz Camz is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 5:10pm) in reply to DonkeyThis

    It's fake?
  13. Jims14 Jims14 is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 5:16pm) in reply to _Lefty_

    For some reason teh CNN links don't work for me
  14. cLINChalla cLINChalla is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 5:45pm) in reply to Jims14

    I knew I was destined to battle cancer.
  15. Nickc011 Nickc011 is offline The Law

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 6:13pm) in reply to _Lefty_

    i just sent it to my girlfriend

    didn't go over as planned.
     
  16. iLLNuGWichee iLLNuGWichee is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 6:31pm) in reply to Nickc011

    "Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

    Tell us how u rly feel about the discovery Doc
     
  17. 2_Towers 2_Towers is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 6:32pm) in reply to Plattsburgh

    Premise this by tantilizers
  18. UCBananaboy UCBananaboy is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 6:33pm) in reply to Nickc011

    can we say.. fake?

    lol @ "Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, <span>I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances</span>."
  19. BigGunX BigGunX is offline Mr OT Party

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 6:35pm) in reply to UCBananaboy

    -AG- must have written the article.
     
  20. DonkeyThis DonkeyThis is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 7:00pm) in reply to Camz

    yeah it fake. The site Urban Legends talks about it. But most girls probably aren't smart enough to search so for all they know it is real.
  21. SluggerWV SluggerWV is offline A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 7:39pm) in reply to _Lefty_

    fake or not, post of the year
  22. LeftyC LeftyC is offline s1nnr's better half

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 8:25pm) in reply to _Lefty_

    My boyfriend Just sent me this article..... thanks a lot!
  23. Underdog Underdog is offline MVP of OT (self-proclaimed)

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    Mar 22nd, 2007 (3/22/2007 8:33pm) in reply to _Lefty_

    Damn, I wish this was real.
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