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  1. RaidenRadio RaidenRadio is offline

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    Oct 6th, 2009 (10/6/2009 11:43pm)

    Foreword

    Dedicated to all OTers:

    I hope you guys like this. I decided I hadn't contributed anything solid to OT in awhile and came up with this idea when Cesporz went to the library. I saw some of the "Choose your own adventure" books I grew up with and thought it'd be cool to do one for OT. The different choices are littered through my oldest posts which I've edited so I don't disturb anything.

    Feel free to reply with any mistakes made, dead links so I can fix, and any stories I had forgotten.

    Enjoy.



    Chapter 1: The OT Vegas party

    You make your way to the XXXXXX Hotel & Casino for the 2010 OT Party. You're excited as it is your first time here. You used to lurk but have, in recent years, spread your wings and gained some friends and possibly enemies. You've contributed your share of reposts, ignored posts, fails, wins, and had some laughs. You are a bit nervous as you are about to put a face, a handshake, a drink, a few laughs and some funny photo opportunities with the mostly anonymous people you've come to know. You slap on your nametag at the entrance and slowly make your way into the event.

    You are immediately greeted by a familiar face and hat. It's effing Waco. He stumbles over to you holding a bottle of Maker's Mark and a spliff. His red eyes squint and make their way to your nametag. After a few seconds he gets a look on his face as if he recognizes your name but doesn't really care. He shrugs his shoulders and offers you a hit.


    You need to make this decision quickly. You haven't smoked in years. You know that anytime you can be drug tested at work.

    If you share a spliff with Waco, click here
    <a href="http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-forums/12/gross-to-the-max-1222784/p/1261192#1261192" >If you politely decline, click here.
    </a>
  2. threeven threeven is offline

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    Oct 6th, 2009 (10/6/2009 11:44pm) in reply to RaidenRadio

    1st
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  3. Underdog Underdog is offline MVP of OT (self-proclaimed)

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    Oct 6th, 2009 (10/6/2009 11:45pm) in reply to RaidenRadio

    Looking forward to this...
  4. p00pymcp00perton p00pymcp00perton is offline

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    Oct 6th, 2009 (10/6/2009 11:45pm) in reply to Underdog

     
    Originally Posted by Underdog34 View Post

    Looking forward to this...

  5. GrenadierB GrenadierB is offline

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    Oct 6th, 2009 (10/6/2009 11:46pm) in reply to threeven

    allsome
  6. Dissident Dissident is offline

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    Oct 6th, 2009 (10/6/2009 11:46pm) in reply to GrenadierB

    cool gonna try this shit
  7. Cesporz Cesporz is offline

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    Oct 6th, 2009 (10/6/2009 11:49pm) in reply to RaidenRadio

    I already did my first adventure so now I have to keep going back and choosing the other option. ^_^
  8. NxtBgThng83 NxtBgThng83 is offline

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    Oct 6th, 2009 (10/6/2009 11:50pm) in reply to Cesporz

    Well F me. Im in a cell with WAR... That was cool tho.
  9. ericINtheX ericINtheX is offline

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    Oct 6th, 2009 (10/6/2009 11:51pm) in reply to RaidenRadio

    ur the man

    lol@the responses
  10. Dissident Dissident is offline

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    Oct 6th, 2009 (10/6/2009 11:52pm) in reply to NxtBgThng83

    i save Waco's life....and died....at least i was stoned
  11. kasey_gcp kasey_gcp is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2009 (10/7/2009 12:00am) in reply to RaidenRadio

    I will never forgive you for lettin me fuck XXXXXXs ass
  12. TXGal141 TXGal141 is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2009 (10/7/2009 12:01am) in reply to RaidenRadio

    If I had a cock, it would be gone. :(
  13. Jennifear Jennifear is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2009 (10/7/2009 12:05am) in reply to RaidenRadio

    Classic. I politely declined Waco.
  14. midmoguy midmoguy is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2009 (10/7/2009 12:07am) in reply to RaidenRadio

    It's official, I ratted out Buchi
  15. RaidenRadio RaidenRadio is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2009 (10/7/2009 12:07am) in reply to Jennifear

     
    Originally Posted by Jennifear View Post

    Classic. I politely declined Waco.

    You can't play, that would be a continuity issue ;)

    Oh wow, I hope Waco doesn't play. The universe could collapse on itself.
    Thread Starter
  16. calibre908 calibre908 is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2009 (10/7/2009 12:09am) in reply to midmoguy

     
    Originally Posted by midmoguy View Post

    It's official, I ratted out Buchi

    and this is so wpwp too
  17. JoeSexAppeal JoeSexAppeal is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2009 (10/7/2009 12:10am) in reply to calibre908

    i didnt rat but i get stuck with motherfucking WAR?!?!?!?
  18. TXGal141 TXGal141 is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2009 (10/7/2009 12:10am) in reply to RaidenRadio

    Okay, I think mine is messed up...? I politely declined to smoke with Waco and it lead me to the next part of the story where he cut off my cock with his laser eyes. And that was THE END. No more...? Was it supposed to keep going?
  19. normlfella normlfella is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2009 (10/7/2009 12:11am) in reply to RaidenRadio

    hahahaha... vn Raiden.... POTY candidate
  20. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Oct 7th, 2009 (10/7/2009 12:13am) in reply to TXGal141

     
    Originally Posted by TXGal141 View Post

    Okay, I think mine is messed up...? I politely declined to smoke with Waco and it lead me to the next part of the story where he cut off my cock with his laser eyes. And that was THE END. No more...? Was it supposed to keep going?

    You obv never read as a kid... Atleast these...

    There is always an option that auto ends the story.
  21. TXGal141 TXGal141 is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2009 (10/7/2009 12:14am) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    You obv never read as a kid... Atleast these...

    There is always an option that auto ends the story.

    Oh. Oops. Well I'm reading the others now and they're pretty funny. Good job Raiden.
  22. Cesporz Cesporz is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2009 (10/7/2009 12:16am) in reply to TXGal141

    Lol I declined him first too. I am bad at these Raiden yelled at me when he read me the book he got because my adventure was boring because I kept being safe and helping people.
  23. LoveHatePoker LoveHatePoker is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2009 (10/7/2009 12:19am) in reply to RaidenRadio

    I took every path and lol'd a few times.

    Good idea, good execution.
  24. Chazmental Chazmental is offline Thief

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    Oct 7th, 2009 (10/7/2009 12:19am) in reply to Cesporz

    Well done. Looks like alot of effort went into this.
  25. Leet8s Leet8s is offline usausausausausa

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    Oct 7th, 2009 (10/7/2009 12:22am) in reply to LoveHatePoker

    I'll pass on the tossed salad.
     
  26. thereraise thereraise is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2009 (10/7/2009 12:30am) in reply to RaidenRadio

    that was really cool Raiden, nice work.....I had an allsome adventure with jaybone
  27. BillMueller BillMueller is offline OT President

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    Oct 7th, 2009 (10/7/2009 12:33am) in reply to RaidenRadio

    this could be epic. I will probably be doing this tomorrow.

    nice work
  28. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is online now actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Oct 7th, 2009 (10/7/2009 12:50am) in reply to RaidenRadio

    Just got through all the options vwp Raiden!
  29. TpocketT TpocketT is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2009 (10/7/2009 12:56am) in reply to RaidenRadio

    A+ as usual
  30. mhoddi mhoddi is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2009 (10/7/2009 1:03am) in reply to RaidenRadio

    cops killed me and dug my grave.

    very good thread
     
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