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  1. seal seal is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2006 (8/21/2006 6:50am)

    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

    The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.

    The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

    Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

    Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

    So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says ... "HEBREWS"
  2. Disrespect Disrespect is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2006 (8/21/2006 7:00am) in reply to seal

    1/10

    i prefer dirty jokes.
  3. Customflip Customflip is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2006 (8/21/2006 8:49am) in reply to Disrespect

    I like it.
  4. NUTZREALHUGE NUTZREALHUGE is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2006 (8/21/2006 9:07am) in reply to Customflip

    clearly anti semitic.
  5. Vegas_Shades Vegas_Shades is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2006 (8/21/2006 11:42am) in reply to NUTZREALHUGE

    lol
  6. Sokpuppet7 Sokpuppet7 is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2006 (8/21/2006 12:19pm) in reply to Vegas_Shades

    Seal's an anti-semite
  7. seal seal is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2006 (8/21/2006 12:41pm) in reply to Sokpuppet7

    It's true - I'm a baaaaad jew.
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