The future of OT is in kellykip's hands. Allow me to explain...

Many a great man has come through this forum, and I have been here to see them all. I witnessed the first ever BGX midget joke ("wow, dude. you look closer to 5-foot-2 than 5-foot-9."); I sat front row during the short-lived bmclaughlin era; I was blessed to be a part of the clizzark franchise, and the breath that launched a thousand cock jokes; I survived the PhiAlphaMTSU reign; I called shotgun when the PokerJamers/CrzySavage bandwagon first started; I was here when SluggerWV posted his first picture; I once told RandomFrost that he should quit posting in PD and give OT a try; I stood in awe as Jericoholic rose to fame and then threw it all away; I have read every single post by ShortyJacksn and El Burro... twice.

I have laughed. I have cried. I have reposted. I have bumped. I have face-palmed and do-no-wanted. I have photoshopped, ghost texted and sent drunken private messages. I have stormed the gates of PD and lived to tell about it. I have anted up pennies to wowswift's account, PM bombed buchiYAYO and received numerous goatse pics from murderer. I have YouTubed, googled, chatroulletted, and even YouJizzed. I have subscribed to OT Podcasts, lost dollar-sized pots in penny omaha, colluded in monopoly, and listened to Radio Reech in the morning. I have been here for some of the best moments in our lives, and more importantly, during some of the worst. I have quoted the truth, check boxed, LOOOOL'd and even died in a grease fire. I have been perma-banned, roasted, exiled, giga leg-locked, and have sang along to the Angry Nintendo Nerd theme song. I have yelled German profanities during server crashes. I have taco-Nazi'd to Ducktales. I have howled like a dog in heat after falling out of bucket full of grapes. I have been bitten by ess's K-9, felt the insides of DarkPoker's fleshlight, and thanks to ChocoThunder, I have gotten the fuck out.

I have read an entire bfactor post.

I was here when Zumaya hit 103 on the radar gun, when Gerald Green blew out the candle on the cupcake, and when Kobe dropped 81 on the Toronto Raptors. I have discussed wildlife while watching the Africam, made a Bacon Explosion using LeftyMark's recipe, and watched the first season of LOST in a 32-hour period based on OT's recommendation.

I have defended angels. I have moved time99 in thefuture021. I have crowned my coke. I have gambowled and pokerjammed. I have traveled to Waco, SoCal, jtown, and even indianachris. I have joined the math club, smoked casinos, and been a huge fan of graps. I have railbotted, weined, and jayboned all in one night.

I was here when Bertminatti was called Bart, when LVPokerDealer was still ClayGongora, when that_pope first la-la-la'd, when TheAlchemist was our first African American resident, and when LadyLuck signed her endorsement deal with Vitamin Water. I remember when MUPP posted the first picture of his wife, when ganga equaled man, and when Joe Ward finished 28th in the 2009 WSOP (World Series of Poker).

I have truly seen it all in OT. And throughout my time here, I have never seen anything like kellykip. The force is unusually strong in this one.

He is the chosen one.

best post on the new site yet, A++, and gl kellyk

brag about being mentioned.

Giga is the man....

I'm bitter over being left out, Giga. Just so you know.

 

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

The irony of this one 7 word sentence deserving of its own paragraph is fucking classic. There is a reason giga won 2 lifetime achievement awards.

oh how many will be leveled

oooooh i didn't even notice that. Yes, that's armazinggg

I met gambowler at a bowling alley. True story.

I am going to be deeply disappointed if the next post from kellykip isn't hilarious.

8663 posts and you are still quoting the OP. If there is an opposite of Kellykip...its HK_MP5N

If every one of his posts from here to eternity was a pic of Jennifer Connelly, I would be content.

And kellykip is a Cowboys fan repping America's team in hostile territory... how could I not love a guy like that?

 

Originally Posted by 1.21Gigawatts

colluded in monopoly, and listened to Radio Reech in the morning.

you colluded at monopoly????

<3

Just awesome

Dear KellyKip,
I feel like I can call you KellyKip because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you some day. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Do you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did, and I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real home run.
Giga



For real, awesome post and I agree.

and i've prolly done it 20 of the 30 times and it makes me giggle EVERY time.

I have spent the better part of 4 minutes trying to find the post about the dude asking if lighter fluid and/or lighters(????) expired. He wanted to buy a case/bulk for some odd reason.

I absolutely know Giga knows what post I'm referring to. Who the fuck posted that? I'm thinkin' circa 2005? I remember, at the time, it being one of Giga's favorite questions posed by a random. Giga, help me out here

I like it tkeat.

kellykip always brings the good, one of the few posters I actually notice.