Basically just gonna cliff this.

Tried ecstasy for the time but didn't trip

Met a hot blonde in person for the first time that I've had as a facebook friend for about a year and "cheated" on current girlfriend with her. (We didn't actually have sex but everything else basically, I was drunk and on 2 1/2 rolls and didn't think I could stay hard plus I don't really like having sex with a girl the first night I meet her anyway)

Freaky ass drunk chick that does modeling that I've met once before comes in the bathroom when I'm pissing shuts the door, locks it, and basically tries to rape me, tries to give me hickies and shit knowing that I have a girlfriend and knowing that I (probably) just hooked up with the blonde. My friend was trying to get with her though so after she denies my request for a blowjob I told her to get off me and left her in the bathroom. haha

After "hooking up" with the blonde chick I suddenly recall that she is friends with a girl that works with my girlfriend at a restaurant. FML instantly pops into my head. Turns out they are actually cousins and they already talked about me today and the coworker texted my gf and told her.

After I realized that she was probably going to find out (I made quite an impression on the blonde) I admitted to the gf that I "made out" with a girl at the party. So at least I came clean about it before she found out from someone else.

So how do you play this? I'm trying to salvage it with the girlfriend. And if that fails go after the blonde. The modeling girl is a huge slut. Wow I hope they don't stumbleupon this post.

Real cliffs:

Try ecstasy for first time don't get off.
Cheat on girlfriend.
Get attacked by a different sex crazed female in the bathroom.
Girlfriend finds out I cheated less than 12 hours later.
She is very mad and probably gonna dump me ouch.

All pics hijacked from facebook:

Girlfriend on the left:








Hot blonde fake tits o ya!!








Sex crazed drunk bathroom girl (I've never seen her looking this hot but she is quite pretty):

Havent seen or felt them yet and don't plan on it lol

why cheat on gf if you want to try and stay with her? Why not just be single and then you can guilt-free do whatever you want...

lol @ "cheated"

 

Originally Posted by cantshaikme

You know how girls are though, they consider just kissing cheating.

Well it is.

And that's not all you did with her anyways.

 

Originally Posted by cantshaikme

Eh just a personal thing, I feel like it's better for establishing a longterm relationship if I want to take it to that level later. If I'm not at all interested in the girl for anything other than sex then yeah I would.

So you want to have the option of a long term relationship with this girl, and to do this you are asking OT how to cheat on said girl and get away with it? real man of genius....

 

Originally Posted by Geoff Moore

So you want to have the option of a long term relationship with this girl, and to do this you are asking OT how to cheat on said girl and get away with it? real man of genius....

Yeah if I could have it my way I would just see them both at the same time. But yeah I would consider longterm definitely but just not right this second. Another issue is the current girlfriend is of LDS religion and they have some pretty interesting religious views/standards/expectations that I don't think I can meet in the longterm anyway. But that's another issue.

 

Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181

Go with the blonde and stop being such a pussy. What don't you like about banging chicks the first time you meet them, not having to see them to bang them again is a real drag.

I dunno man I just like to wait til the 2nd get together. Best believe I will be throwing down next time I see her. IF she will talk to me after this lol

 

Originally Posted by Moonlight Graham

I gotta be honest. I don't see a whole lot of fail here. wp

Have fun with the blonde, if not have fun with the crazy model, if not beg your way back to the old ball and chain.

Yeah good plan in theory. But I'm not even gonna try texting the blonde until I figure out what the girlfriend is gonna do. Pretty sure any communication to the blonde will be insta relayed to my gf now via the cousin.

If you were doing this you aren't into the gf enough anyways. Be single and just pound whatever, it seems like you are doing well w/the broads so don't string the gf along anymore, keep her as a side bang if she wants and just go on a fucking-spree where you don't have to worry about sneaking around.

if you can't stay hard on x your doing it wrong

probably bunk, The booze you drank shouldn't matter once it kicks in you wont even notice you were drunk. I miss those days sigh

 

Originally Posted by cantshaikme

didn't trip/refused sex

[ ] ecstasy

 

Originally Posted by ntanygd760

probably bunk, The booze you drank shouldn't matter once it kicks in you wont even notice you were drunk. I miss those days sigh

I disagree. While everyone's chemistry is different, I have heard it stated numerous times that alcohol tends to dampen the effects of ecstacy and in my experience that has been true. I stick to weed now when rolling. Also just as a point, I've never considered rolling on X a trip or tripping. Always reserved that term for acid and shrooms.

what is this the longest brag about myself and how many hot girls want me post in history
there is so much bragging I almost feel as if this is not even true hmmm.

in fact I bet you sat at home eating cheetos and playing world of warcraft and to make yourself feel better you came up with this novel of a story. Good job my good man

I cant figure out why you even have a gf.

you obv dont give a fuck about her.