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"Im the best thing that ever happened to you and you will end up alone and wishing you had me back."
that was the same line from the last two exes. i guess i didnt listen very well.
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"Sorry, i'm not into farm animals"
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prolly the funniest thing i heard all week^^^
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Her-"You better not show that video to anyone."
Me-"Oh I won't, I promise." -
loooooool
Originally Posted by onlyridepow
Her-"You better not show that video to anyone."
Me-"Oh I won't, I promise." -
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Her - I swear if I see you again I will cut your dick off
Me - Well, my sake you wont bitch -
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im pregnant
I had an X-gf try to pull that. have had a cpl of buddys X's try to pull this.
IS this a pretty standard job by Xs? -
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thanks for putting this in the poker discussion
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"How did you get in my room?"
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"No one else is going to put up with your shit."
"Is this because I won't let you put it in my ass?" -
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HER "That'll be $150"
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lolOriginally Posted by OMGitsBEAST
HER "That'll be $150"
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After a year and a half, I didn't get a line. She dropped communication cold turkey. She told a mutual friend later that she does that with all of her boyfriends.
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sf this.Originally Posted by supa_donk
"its really comforting to know that youd rather play poker every <STRIKE>sun</STRIKE>day than hang out with me"
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Joined: Mar 07Sep 28th, 2008 (9/28/2008 5:19pm) in reply to GrenadierB
so standard!Originally Posted by GrenadierB
sf this.Originally Posted by supa_donk
"its really comforting to know that youd rather play poker every <STRIKE>sun</STRIKE>day than hang out with me"
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"im soo tired of washing your urine and feces out of my hair"
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ty for trying way too hard.Originally Posted by rejackt
"im soo tired of washing your urine and feces out of my hair"
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Joined: Jun 08Sep 28th, 2008 (9/28/2008 5:41pm) in reply to Lameass_
LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLOriginally Posted by Lameass_
ty for trying way too hard.Originally Posted by rejackt
"im soo tired of washing your urine and feces out of my hair"
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Joined: Feb 08Sep 28th, 2008 (9/28/2008 6:08pm) in reply to onlyridepow
hahahahaOriginally Posted by onlyridepow
LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLOriginally Posted by Lameass_
ty for trying way too hard.Originally Posted by rejackt
"im soo tired of washing your urine and feces out of my hair"
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Joined: Oct 07Sep 28th, 2008 (9/28/2008 11:07pm) in reply to E4ERICK
LMAO SFTRUEOriginally Posted by E4ERICK
hahahahaOriginally Posted by onlyridepow
LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLOriginally Posted by Lameass_
ty for trying way too hard.Originally Posted by rejackt
"im soo tired of washing your urine and feces out of my hair"
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Joined: Mar 05Sep 28th, 2008 (9/28/2008 11:19pm) in reply to SPLIFFA
Her: I cant be around people that youve hooked up with.
Me: Well Im not screening who you see, so deal with it or break up with me.
Her: OK fine, were done.
Me: OK, good night (roll over and go to sleep)
Her: Wait thats it?
Me: Yes, if youre gonna break up with me for something stupid like that then fine.
Her: Well arent you gonna see if Im okay?
Me: No, you broke up with me.
Her: Wellllll ummmmmm ok I take it back then.
Me: Whatever, good night (roll over and no sex)
In the morning, I cut her off officially.
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Ive really come to realize over the past month even though poker is my life basically that I would rather spend every minute of everyday and take full advantage of everything with my ex then to have played poker and if I could I would take her back and completely stop poker while she was here and pay attention to her..Originally Posted by supa_donk
"its really comforting to know that youd rather play poker every sunday than hang out with me"
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This is from a friend who wouldn't commit after four years of living with his girlfriend.
Laying in bed one night she asks, what would you do if I moved out?
Him, I guess I would have more room in the bed. She had a moving company already lined up for the next day expecting an answer like that.
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trying to hard, or the funniest thing ive read tonight?Originally Posted by Lameass_
ty for trying way too hard.Originally Posted by rejackt
"im soo tired of washing your urine and feces out of my hair"
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Sadly, watching reruns of Friends is the extent of your dating history.Originally Posted by Mkind16
Size does matter and it doesn't happen to all guys
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