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Who has had it done? Is it as bad as I imagine. It looks like i'll have to have one, not really looking forward to having a camera shoved up my ass.
Do you feel violated afterwards?
It's just not natural for a guy to have things inserted into his holes. -
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it's not the camera that hurts, it's the camera crew
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I wouldnt do it but that me
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i've never had one, but used to work for a gastroenterologist - doesn't seem to be as bad as most ppl fear - our practice used conscious sedation - ppl didn't remember anything afterwards
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they knock you out, it doesnt hurt, i find it more humilitating than anything. worst case is its a teaching hospital, and you have the doc, and 5 young interns checking out your hole.
i think prostate checking is worse, you brace yourself aginst a wall while the doc sticks his finger as deep as possible and squeezes your prostate, if they want some prostate fluid, he sits there and milks you like a cow while you hold a cup in front of your pee pee to catch the prostate fluid
i felt like i was shooting a scence from OZ after mine. and i had BPH, had the fucker checked 6 times in 6 months by 5 different guys, last guy had fingers like bananas -
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um i'm not sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing.Originally Posted by pigalet42
i've never had one, but used to work for a gastroenterologist - doesn't seem to be as bad as most ppl fear - our practice used conscious sedation - ppl didn't remember anything afterwards
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lol - it's def a good thing - unless you would want to remember some guy shoving a hose up your colon...
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most people say the colon preparation (drinking go-lytely, shitting like mad, etc) is worse than the procedure itself.
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Date rape drugs seem appropriate for this.Originally Posted by pigalet42
i've never had one, but used to work for a gastroenterologist - doesn't seem to be as bad as most ppl fear - our practice used conscious sedation - ppl didn't remember anything afterwards
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this ^^^ def - ppl bitched way more about "cleaning themselves out" than the actual procedureOriginally Posted by MUPokerPlayer
most people say the colon preparation (drinking go-lytely, shitting like mad, etc) is worse than the procedure itself.
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See this doesn't seem to bother me. I am at peace in the bathroom, in fact its where i do some of my best work. I'll have my laptop so while i'm blowing out my ass I should atleast be entertained.Originally Posted by pigalet42
this ^^^ def - ppl bitched way more about "cleaning themselves out" than the actual procedureOriginally Posted by MUPokerPlayer
most people say the colon preparation (drinking go-lytely, shitting like mad, etc) is worse than the procedure itself. -
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The prep is 10x worse (probably more) than the procedure itself. The procedure is painless. You're knocked out the entire time and quite high afterwards, which is always fun. You won't feel/remember anything during/after the procedure itself. The prep, on the otherhand, is quite miserable. I'd ask for pills b/c the stuff they make you drink is disgusting. It makes me vomit each time.
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I've never had one. I'm too scared of the staff laughing and pointing at my tiny penis while I'm knocked out. Only my unfortunate wife gets to see the little guy.
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It's not that bad, just make sure the camera buys you dinner first.
The prep is def. the worst part. I almost vomited trying to drink that horrid substance that makes you poo like it's the end of the world. -
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My father passed from prostate cancer so I have to get it done annually since cancer can be heredetary.
The prep is definetely the worst part. But if you come out of it and your asshole is 3 times bigger than normal AND you get a dozen roses from your doctor, be concerned, be VERY concerned. -
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Get the sedation, I learned the hard way. pun intended.
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do you have UC?Originally Posted by thechemist83
The prep is 10x worse (probably more) than the procedure itself. The procedure is painless. You're knocked out the entire time and quite high afterwards, which is always fun. You won't feel/remember anything during/after the procedure itself. The prep, on the otherhand, is quite miserable. I'd ask for pills b/c the stuff they make you drink is disgusting. It makes me vomit each time. -
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misdiagnosed with UC for 10 years... crohns colitis is my diagnosis... same thing basicallyOriginally Posted by MUPokerPlayer
do you have UC?Originally Posted by thechemist83
The prep is 10x worse (probably more) than the procedure itself. The procedure is painless. You're knocked out the entire time and quite high afterwards, which is always fun. You won't feel/remember anything during/after the procedure itself. The prep, on the otherhand, is quite miserable. I'd ask for pills b/c the stuff they make you drink is disgusting. It makes me vomit each time. -
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Like everyone said the prep is the worst thing by far, the stuff you drink makes you want to throw up and half way through shitting your hole is raw which makes it horrible. Go buy some baby wipes or something.
And on a side note an 50ish year old lady asked to not be knocked out for it, I felt sorry for the doctors doing that one. -
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Thanks guys, I feel slightly better about it.
I've been putting it off for too long so its better i'm sucking it up and getting it done.
Necessary evil i guess.
Pretty sure my ass checks will be clenched tight even while i'm under. -
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I've had hemorroid surgery. a colonoscopy is nothing to worry about in comparison. the worst part is the prep, as others have mentioned.
the cool part for me was when I was waking up after the procedure, the nurse behind me was telling me I had to pass gas. Basically she was begging me to fart in her direction. who was I to turn down a request like that... -
^takes it up the ass often
Originally Posted by BillMueller
it's not the camera that hurts, it's the camera crew
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i had to have one done due to diverticulitis(sp?)
while it wasn't a nice way to spend an afternoon, it didn't really hurt. it was just odd the camera was pretty small
it did make me feel like i had to fart for about the whole procedure
if they tell you need one, get it
the consequences of having something go wrong there are pretty bad from what they told me -
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Had one 3 months back - here was my original post...
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Getting a colonoscopy tomorrow (colon polyps) - so I need to clean out the system. Put 8 oz of Miralax laxative into 64 oz of Gatorade, and I need to drink it completely over the next 2 hours. It tastes so bad that they tell you to chug it quickly. Then I get to spend the next 6+ hours in the bathroom "cleansing".
As I described it last time I went through this.
Take a pork chop, garden salad, half gallon of iced tea and a couple of bananas. Put it into a blender until pureed. Take the largest turkey baster, fill that sucker up from the blender and squeeze it as hard as you can into the toilet. And repeat that 20-30 times.
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The key for the drink will be make sure it is well mixed and well chilled. It actually wasn't as bad as my first time. Procedure is easy - they knock you out, you wake up, slightly disoriented for 30-60 minutes, and you will fart a lot since they pumped you full of air (and hopefully only air). They do lube your asshole and slightly inside, your first few shits will be a little greasy.
Have a sense of humor about the procedure - joke with the nurses and doctor. Don't worry about the stuff you can't control. And good luck. -
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lol, i promise you won't enjoy this. this isn't peaceful shitting..this is shitting pure lava every 10 minutes for 3 hours. The procedure is nothing compared to this.Originally Posted by BlindBuddah
See this doesn't seem to bother me. I am at peace in the bathroom, in fact its where i do some of my best work. I'll have my laptop so while i'm blowing out my ass I should atleast be entertained.Originally Posted by pigalet42
this ^^^ def - ppl bitched way more about "cleaning themselves out" than the actual procedureOriginally Posted by MUPokerPlayer
most people say the colon preparation (drinking go-lytely, shitting like mad, etc) is worse than the procedure itself. -
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Ohhh...fuck this test....I just had it done about a month ago and drinking all that nasty tasting drink sucked and so did pissing out of my ass for hours upon hours... Be prepared to have a chapped asshole, that I will guarantee. Have fun! Oh and the test was a piece of cake btw-cause your knocked out.Originally Posted by MikeyRy
lol, i promise you won't enjoy this. this isn't peaceful shitting..this is shitting pure lava every 10 minutes for 3 hours. The procedure is nothing compared to this.Originally Posted by BlindBuddah
See this doesn't seem to bother me. I am at peace in the bathroom, in fact its where i do some of my best work. I'll have my laptop so while i'm blowing out my ass I should atleast be entertained.Originally Posted by pigalet42
this ^^^ def - ppl bitched way more about "cleaning themselves out" than the actual procedureOriginally Posted by MUPokerPlayer
most people say the colon preparation (drinking go-lytely, shitting like mad, etc) is worse than the procedure itself. -
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^^^ hahaha, thanks spanky, good read
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i think prostate checking is worse, you brace yourself aginst a wall while the doc sticks his finger as deep as possible and squeezes your prostate, if they want some prostate fluid, he sits there and milks you like a cow while you hold a cup in front of your pee pee to catch the prostate fluid
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