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  1. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is online now actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 11:12pm)

    This commercial that Dominos has been running for a while is...just....wtf



    I mean..."If you're good at this iPad app, we'll hire you to work at Dominos"????????????? There are so many things wrong with that I doubt I can even list them all. Hiring people based on an iPad app? Working at Dominos...as a reward??? People who might need a job at Dominos owning iPads? iPad apps about building pizzas?

    This commercial never fails to stupefy my for a solid minute or two after it airs. Can anyone explain this? What else you got?
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 11:15pm) in reply to Lord Supremo

    lol i think the exact same thing when i see this commercial, how could dominos hiring me possibly be a reward
     
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 11:16pm) in reply to leakinmoney

     
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 11:17pm) in reply to Shaaarrrp

    THere are way too many advertisements that don't make sense to list em all
     
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 11:21pm) in reply to Poker&Golf

    commercials that piss me off:

    Jimmy kimmel and the baby

    anti smoking where the people have the cancer holes in their necks


    creepy commercials:

    ticket oak, god damn that thing is creepy
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 11:22pm) in reply to standardline

     
    Originally Posted by standardline View Post

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    creepy commercials:

    ticket oak, god damn that thing is creepy

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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 11:22pm) in reply to Lord Supremo

    can't find on youtube but that stupid fucking one where its the end of a basketball game and the kids like COACH, it was off me, it was off me. And his teammates are like wtf man, what r u doing, and he goes n tells the ref as if they'd reverse the call or something.
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 11:23pm) in reply to Shaaarrrp

     
    Originally Posted by Shaaarrrp View Post

    loool what the fuck, i dont even. be gay? share clothes at the same time? our clothes can fit two people? wearing gap will bring you closer to your significant other?
    Edited By: Neeek May 7th, 2012 at 11:38 PM
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 11:37pm) in reply to Neeek

    The bdubs commercials where they call the guy who controls the sprinklers and make the game go to overtime. Everyone's pumped about it at bdubs, but there has to be a few people who were cheering for the team that just got fucked over.
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 11:39pm) in reply to Lord Supremo

    The redic ones with the animals drinking that mio energy shit you add to water. I mean...
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 11:42pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    maybe domino's will hire you to play there game not work? anyways it would barely be a reward to be given a domino's for winning the pizza making game.
     
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 11:42pm) in reply to frizzlefry777

    sure would be a reward for jaybone
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 11:43pm) in reply to Camz

    I just "love" the ads for medications that cure artificially important "diseases". I especially love the possible side effects that they list very rapidly at the end.

    Warning: this post may cause nausea, abdominal pain, back pain, shortness of breath, dizziness, priapism, abnormal vision, hypotension, hypertension, genaral all-round tension, arthralgia, myalgia, youralgia, and tachychardia. Prolonged reading may result in Heart disease, skin lesions, itching, rash, and anal leakage. Do not read this post if you suffer from headaches, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, diabetes, COPD, or if you are down with OPP.

    consult your physician to see if this post is right for you. your mileage may vary
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 11:43pm) in reply to Milo

    i remmber there was one where it was like kids at a bonfire over summer or somthing, having the time of their lives.
    it was a levis jeans commercial.

    ohhhh i get it now. jeans will give u the time of ur life.
     
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 11:43pm) in reply to standardline

     
    Originally Posted by standardline View Post

    commercials that piss me off:

    Jimmy kimmel and the baby

    jimmy fallon?
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    May 7th, 2012 (5/7/2012 11:48pm) in reply to tommpat2000

    come on..who would eat beans if they lived on the moon?....srsly
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    May 8th, 2012 (5/8/2012 12:18am) in reply to AMARTIN1181

     
    Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181 View Post

    can't find on youtube but that stupid fucking one where its the end of a basketball game and the kids like COACH, it was off me, it was off me. And his teammates are like wtf man, what r u doing, and he goes n tells the ref as if they'd reverse the call or something.


    That commercial is the absolute worst. It's completely ridiculous. First off....it has nothing to do with sportsmanship, it's just plain idiotic.
     
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    May 8th, 2012 (5/8/2012 12:34am) in reply to tommpat2000

     
    Originally Posted by tommpat2000 View Post

    jimmy fallon?

    lol ya , he got the wrong annoying Jimmy

     
    Originally Posted by mdshack14 View Post

    That commercial is the absolute worst. It's completely ridiculous. First off....it has nothing to do with sportsmanship, it's just plain idiotic.

    ya, that one is gay, almost as gay as the gay one saying it isn't cool to use gay in a deroggatory manner and has Grant Gay Hill leading the way. Go run one in Laettners face u faggot

    Oh ya, Im mad
     
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    May 8th, 2012 (5/8/2012 12:37am) in reply to Poker&Golf

    Yea, that dominos commercial is awful.

    Also, I noticed since moving to CA, there is a fucking anti-smoking commercial on TV like every hour. Its so tilting. They even have them during the previews when I rent movies.
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    May 8th, 2012 (5/8/2012 1:01am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    No way in hell do all of those kids know Crazy Train that well.
     
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    May 8th, 2012 (5/8/2012 1:03am) in reply to SpankyHamm

    This motherfucker tilts me,

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    May 8th, 2012 (5/8/2012 1:04am) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

     
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    May 8th, 2012 (5/8/2012 1:05am) in reply to tommpat2000

     
    Originally Posted by tommpat2000 View Post

    jimmy fallon?


    yeah, my bad
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    May 8th, 2012 (5/8/2012 1:06am) in reply to standardline

    Oh, if we're getting into old political ads...

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    May 8th, 2012 (5/8/2012 1:14am) in reply to Lord Supremo



     
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    May 8th, 2012 (5/8/2012 1:15am) in reply to SaulGood

     
    Originally Posted by SaulGood View Post


    if by annoying you mean AWESOME
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    May 8th, 2012 (5/8/2012 1:21am) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    I said this before, but this commercial pisses me off:



    Also this. Why the fuck would someone travel 900 miles to get a taco(Obv nobody actually did it, but it's a dumb shit idea for a commercial)


    Also anything that involves people chewing loudly or slurping(Kit Kat fuck you. And also the old realtor lady who takes aleve with coffee and must slurp her coffee everytime)
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    May 8th, 2012 (5/8/2012 1:58am) in reply to edwardt1988

    I hate the new taste test Geico ones. And the ones about not adding toppings to Dominos artisan pizzas - we get it..they probably come in frozen so you cant add or remove toppings..stop acting like its because they are the shit. Or Delta advertising that you can only buy their tickets on their site like its a good thing. I cant find your tickets on discount sites? Perfect, i will just pay full price at the one exclusive site where tickets are sold.
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    May 8th, 2012 (5/8/2012 2:09am) in reply to KingPariah

    Always tilted me that there are guys sitting and gheyly cheering on the bench - what...the other guys in this 4 on 4 couldn't make enough room to make it a 5 on 5? Also ridic blown coverage leaving the guy wide open to make the diving catch into the puddle. And then at the very end they leave the same guy wide open again ffs put a man on him

    Edited By: MattMaster May 8th, 2012 at 02:10 AM
    Reason: TWO BLOWN COVERAGES
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    May 8th, 2012 (5/8/2012 2:18am) in reply to AMARTIN1181

     
    Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181 View Post

    can't find on youtube but that stupid fucking one where its the end of a basketball game and the kids like COACH, it was off me, it was off me. And his teammates are like wtf man, what r u doing, and he goes n tells the ref as if they'd reverse the call or something.

    YES TIMES 1,000,000...FUCKING HATE THAT COMMERCIAL

     
    Originally Posted by standardline View Post


    anti smoking where the people have the cancer holes in their necks

    I don't smoke, but I think this would be a pretty damn good deterrent if I were ever thinking about starting.

    That shit is gross, and seems to be the first real anti-smoking ad that would honestly make me stop and think about it.
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