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  1. Fuck that. If Im going to kill myself, I'm going to do it fucking right. Watching myself die for a good 4 or 5 sec fall does not sound enjoyable to me. Gunshot to the head ftw.
  2. I'd go with the crazy amount of pills/drugs/alcohol method.
  3. Bad luck. He landed feet first. Probably could've started himself on fire and achieved his goal, with less pain.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/...el.html?r=news
    Edited By: CamelFan.420 Sep 2nd, 2010 at 02:29 PM
    Reason: Link with PICS and better story.
  4. Bad luck. If you own the Dodge.
  5. Poor bastid runs worse than I do...

    I just had a perverse thought. What the fuck is he gonna do if he ends up paralyzed and can't finish doing himself in?
  6. roll off the roof, obv.
  7.  
    Originally Posted by CamelFan.420 View Post

    Bad luck. He landed feet first. Probably could've started himself on fire and achieved his goal, with less pain.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/...el.html?r=news


    Edited By: RATE615 Sep 2nd, 2010 at 07:20 PM
  8. there was that one guy whose parachute failed and he survived a plane jump somehow.

    of course guy wanted to die so i bet you he is not feeling too great aorn
  9. Was it a lebaron?
  10. no such thing as luck
  11.  
    Originally Posted by sponge1430 View Post


    He landed in the backseat area of a Dodge Charger after crashing through the windshield.

    how is this even possible? only way I can imagine that happening is if the charger was standing straight up on its rear end

    edit- nevermind I was picturing a magnum... :/
    Edited By: CCLLAAYY Sep 2nd, 2010 at 08:43 PM
  12. how shitty is your life if you can even kill youself properly?
  13. bad luck i guess. I would never jump off a roof to die but if i was going to i would come prepared with a knife to slit my throat on the way down just in case i thought there was a chance i was gonna live thru it, or this is just results oriented
  14. Never send a small building to do a large building job.
  15. goodluck, hope he trys again too
  16. good rule of thumb is that a story is 10 feet... so thats 390 feet. HOLY SHIT

    even if it was say a small story building where every story is maybe 8 feet its still a 300 foot fall... jesus h christ I cant even imagine
  17.  
    Originally Posted by goofy2485 View Post

    Fuck that. If Im going to kill myself, I'm going to do it fucking right. Watching myself die for a good 4 or 5 sec fall does not sound enjoyable to me. Gunshot to the head ftw.

    You wouldn't dare shoot yourself in the head
  18. I remember reading a long thread on 2+2 (4) started by a guy who survived jumping off the brooklyn bridge. I think he was glad that he lived, but he had a line something like "my life is the same as it was before when I wanted to die, except now I owe the city 5k in fines, I have 50k in medical bills, and all of my friends and family are pissed at me." It's a good read.
  19.  
    Originally Posted by tommpat2000 View Post

    Was it a lebaron?

    no, Lebaron took his talents to south beach.
  20.  
    Originally Posted by keylight View Post

    I remember reading a long thread on 2+2 (4) started by a guy who survived jumping off the brooklyn bridge. I think he was glad that he lived, but he had a line something like "my life is the same as it was before when I wanted to die, except now I owe the city 5k in fines, I have 50k in medical bills, and all of my friends and family are pissed at me." It's a good read.


    This
    We are so happy that you survived. Now you're gonna have to buy a new car.

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