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  1. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 2:34am)

    Getting Laid Edition

    (warning-tons of big pics)



    Let's get our man juices going.We like fire and beef.

    get your game in action with simple ingredients

    here you have a crappy cut of chuck roast
    chipotle raspberry sauce
    garlic,black pepper and onion

    black beans(refried), onion,lime,salt

    salad is arugula, iceberg,grapes,fucking awesome melon,two kinds of goat cheese

    pabanaro pepper,herbs St.,white pepper and sage

    sweet moscato wine,berry berry cold and economy size rubbers




    okay,roast the pepper with fire.
    put your bacon on

    DO NOT GO INSIDE TO RUB ONE OUT RIGHT NOW!EXTREME FIRE HAZARD! YOU SEE THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER?

    roast your pepper and the bacon will just be BACON! can't go wrong


    butterfly the roast and slather with seasonings,olive oil,chipotle sauce.add garlic,chopped bacon,the roasted pepper and onions.
    season the whole bitch outside and in because you can


    skewer him up and make love with olive oil
    let sit on counter for as long as it takes to get to room temperature


    salad is easy
    arugula, iceberg,cheeses,fruit. sesame dressing. don't toss-fucks up the layers of taste



    whip your beans into shape with balance of onion,roasted pepper,lime,fresh and powdered garlic,three secret pepper mixes(thank you brother) and the damn fly that just won't leave.



    yo dawg. i hear you like to grill so i put a grill in a grill for you-don't ask. was busy talking to a loved one so had to do the rest on the gas grill in the barn.



    high high heat to sear the outside,keep the goodies in the middle. then over to the side for some lovin time


    use youe corkspoon to break into that bad boy(very cold) and relax



    i like mine hot and somewhat rare. you could go as long as 35 mins on the OFFside of the grill for a tad less pink but don't over cook-or else cook it till it dries out and is hard to get into like your cousin.
    if you like rare,try something like soy sauce with horseradish for a dip


    plate the beast up



    (btw,this is the second time i have invited NCJ over and he is always "busy bro". wtf?)
  2. Luho Luho is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 2:36am) in reply to nastysmell

    Bitch, where's my invite?

    You can bring the leftovers down my way.
     
  3. saxman saxman is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 2:39am) in reply to nastysmell

    wow that looks really fucking good bro. i'm impressed.
  4. curiousgeorge curiousgeorge is offline baby duck hat

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 2:42am) in reply to saxman

    omfg
  5. XquiziVex XquiziVex is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 2:44am) in reply to curiousgeorge

    Hell Yeah... Cooking with nasty kicks ass.

    Wine openers are overrated (and hi falutin).
  6. clwhat clwhat is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 2:53am) in reply to XquiziVex

    livin the life brother!!
  7. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 2:57am) in reply to Luho

     
    Originally Posted by Luho View Post

    Bitch, where's my invite?

    You can bring the leftovers down my way.


    (fuck i just typed this once)

    ok, you are invited to the nasty barnhold on the 30th of this month. bring your artillery cause we be shooting. big announcement. this goes for all of my OT brethren. hear me MUPP,midmo?

    last chance to tractor and shoot things.
    Edited By: nastysmell Jul 10th, 2011 at 02:58 AM
    Reason: i have no idea wtf
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  8. OneM24 OneM24 is offline beer pong champion

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 2:58am) in reply to nastysmell

    I ain't even hungry... (lies) fml
  9. Luho Luho is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 3:03am) in reply to OneM24

    shit nasty, i'm leaving mid-mo on the 24th...i might come back from time to time, but i'll definitely be out of the area on the 30th
     
  10. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 3:06am) in reply to Luho

    right, come up before then. wanted you to meet someone. but yeah come up.anytime. maybe 30-40 mins for you
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  11. resilient resilient is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 3:07am) in reply to nastysmell

    very very nice Nasty.... although I would like to see something a bit more exotic from your kitchen, maybe some squirrel or other vermin... or perhaps some unorthodox avian...
     
  12. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 3:08am) in reply to resilient

    ok
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  13. Johnny Slippy Johnny Slippy is online now Pudding Slut

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 3:12am) in reply to nastysmell

    You're so f'n ghetto...

    ...I only drink the Barefoot California Chardonay. Show some class man.
  14. DONKWOOD DONKWOOD is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 3:16am) in reply to Johnny Slippy

    lolz, what'd you do with the condoms??
  15. Luho Luho is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 3:19am) in reply to DONKWOOD

    What's your address? He'll ship em to ya so you can see first hand
     
  16. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 3:37am) in reply to Luho

    god damn that looks good
  17. tamayo85 tamayo85 is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 4:01am) in reply to sacaniga

    I'd go gay for nasty if I could eat like this everyday
  18. phish42O phish42O is online now

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 4:02am) in reply to tamayo85

    holy fuck, man. i am impressed.
  19. Pckt Bullets Pckt Bullets is offline 10K Micro Betting Winner

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 4:34am) in reply to phish42O

    What are the three secret pepper mixes?

    That shit looks good as hell. A little rare imo, but sick grilling.
     
  20. thereraise thereraise is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 6:05am) in reply to Pckt Bullets

    food looks good but.....

    your better than Barefoot wine man, and the pushing of the cork into the wine bottle made my head just fucking asspload

    seriously for the same price or like 2 bucks more, you can get some nice muscato or even a Moscato d'Asti from Italy
  21. tekiller tekiller is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 6:14am) in reply to thereraise

    holy crap just googled huntsville didn't know you were so close i live in a fulton bout an hour and a half away unfortunately ill be on a the road on the 30th
  22. Hank H1LL Hank H1LL is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 6:21am) in reply to tekiller

    bwahah looks delicious, nasty. for the dip, sr crm + horseradish + garlic. throw in whatever else you're feeling for a top notch steak dipper.
  23. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 7:21am) in reply to tekiller

    right,right killer. stop in before or after,but soon nasty will be moved.
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  24. kidrockin kidrockin is offline cro magnon

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 4:52pm) in reply to nastysmell

    Nice work as usual.
     
  25. kellykip kellykip is offline The Chosen One

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 5:05pm) in reply to kidrockin

    That looks fucking delicious. Would be awesome to wolf that down and sit outside with a nice cigar afterwards.
  26. TRMGM TRMGM is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 7:37pm) in reply to kellykip

    I lub you nasty!
  27. rungoodmuch rungoodmuch is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 7:44pm) in reply to TRMGM

    fuck im starving now seeing that
  28. waboose waboose is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 7:49pm) in reply to rungoodmuch

    man i wanna come kick it w nasty someday!
  29. Camz Camz is offline

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    Jul 10th, 2011 (7/10/2011 11:11pm) in reply to waboose

    i can't compete
  30. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Jul 11th, 2011 (7/11/2011 3:28am) in reply to Camz

    pure sex!
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