Check out our brand new Local Poker Communities! Get updates and interact with poker players in your area.
Visit the United States Poker Community | Visit the California Poker Community | Read more about the Launch of P5s Local
  1. So many crooked cops out there its unbelievable, when i was in high school ( a long time ago) i was ignorant and drunk driving at 16 yrs old (didnt know any better) leaving a weekend huge party. The cops had a road block set up down the road which was a one way street, they were stopping and searching all the teenagers driving from the party.
    The cop pulls us all out of the car, i had 3 friends in the car, 4- 40 oz's in the trunk and one of my friends had weed on him. Anyway my friend with the weed got arrested, one of my friends took claim for all the 40'z (lol there was one for each of us lol)......one more arrest for me and i was gonna do some time at 16 , i had a suspended sentence but thats a whole nother story, so he was arrested for the alcohol, we had all been drinking the whole night before this and the cops just let me go and drive home alone lol , the last friend was allowed to call his parents and get picked up.
    Many years later i still cant understand why i was allowed to drive away from the scene drunk after they just took drugs and alcohol out of my car as a dam 16 yr old kid, obv i was so happy back then but seriously whats wrong with some cops?
    I have at least 2 or 3 more crooked cop stories so post yours and then i will post some more . I want some good stories of CROOKED ASS COPS, im sure ess has some good stories of crooked cops but prob not allowed to discuss all of em lol. GOGOGO
     
  2. How the hell is this a crooked cop story??? Sounds like they were being nice letting you and one of your friends off.
  3. So the cop took you guys at your word and he is crooked?

    Maybe you didnt come across as drunk I take it they didnt test you at all?

    Doesnt seem crooked so far to me.
  4. This thread had potential. That was before I read your story.
     
  5. If at 16 you didnt know you wernt supposed to drive drunk you should be taken outside and shot
    because you are taking up space and air that belongs to the rest of us
  6. believe me i was trashed (high and drunk) and no they didnt do a DUI test. i figure its a crooked cop story because they let a 16 yr old kid coming from a party drive home drunk......if thats not crooked i dont know what is..........i have 2 other stories of cops taking weed out of my car and letting me go, a lot of times i figure its cuz im white and live ina wealthy area, if i was black i woulda been in jail yrs ago. sad but tru............so lets hear a real crooked cop story and i will write some more
     
    Thread Starter
  7. So, you were underage and driving drunk, yet the officer let you go free? This makes a crooked cop how?
  8. This one time a cop pulled me over for doing 65 in a 55. Realised i was having a bad day and say. " sir please slow down next time. Have a good day."

    FUCKING CROOKED COPS!!
  9. A friend and I were 14 and busted with weed in a park. After telling the cop how our parents would kill us and how getting charged would negatively effect our lives he decided to simply throw the two grams of weed into the river. DAM CROOKED ASS COP!
  10. at 16 yrs old i was very naive and didnt fully open my eyes to what i was doing. Im not a big drinker and havent driven drunk since then, im completely against drunk driving, i mean seriously towman u have never made a mistake as a teenager? i should be shot and killed cuz i was young and immature?
     
    Thread Starter
  11. IT sounds more like. you msut of controled yourself well. The other 2 took the fall and cops figured you ok.

    I use to smoke weed all the time when I del pizzas in the day. Got pulled over a few times high as hell. SO its the cops fault if he didnt realise I was high? That makes him crooked.

    There are prob ppl I work with beating the shit out of the wifes and kids. I dont know that but because it is happening and I dont know it. Makes me crooked?

    Ok I am coming across a bit hostile lol. Not meaning to be. Been up since 10am yesterday. I need a nap before i get to crazy. have a safe day. Dont get pulled over by more crooked cops who let you go.
  12. A long time ago I knew an officer he was in a high speed chase and wrecked pretty bad he got better but was in a constant bent over state he just couldnt strighten up so when he was able he worked the desk in the precint for the rest of his life hunched over = crooked cop

    Is that what you were looking for?
  13. ok guys im very sorry that my title wasnt perfect, any ideas on how to make the title of the thread more appropriate so we could get some good stories out there?
     
    Thread Starter
  14. I bet he lived in a crooked house
  15. im sorry if im not an OT specialist i was tryin to create a interesting thread and get some cool stories out there of cops not following procedure and ppl gettin off scotch free on the acct of a nice cop.
     
    Thread Starter
  16. bit of a funny cop story. Sgt Briggs in Middletown Ohio was off duty. He was in a shop as it got robbed. He helped to contain the robbers till the on duty cops got there.

    Name of business =central street bakery(donuts)

    Sgt Briggs also is the cop that pulled me over a few times when I was blazed. He also use to come up to donatos when I managed there and played chess sometimes.

    DAMN CROOKED COP!!
  17. no not because you made a mistake of course i made a mistake I made a lot of them I have been living on my own since i was 15.............however I knew at 15 NOT to drive drunk NOT to do drugs and to keep my shoes shined and my haircut so the police would leave me alone in this day and age anyone above 12 knows drunk driving is bad to claim you didnt know anybetter (implying that you didnt know it was wrong) is what you should be shot for

    Now Im a forgiving person most of the time so if you wish to reword now's the time
  18. ok baughman since u attempted to somewhat tell a good story i will tell another one
     
    Thread Starter
  19. does crooked cop story from a 3rd world country count? cuz i have a bunch of them lol.

    while in Bali i rode a motorcycle from my hotel heading to the beach (quarter mile-ish distance) without wearing a helmet. A cop stopped me, asked for my license etc. As the standard in indonesia i asked him if we can resolve this "peacefully." Sure enough he came up with a price, Rp.50,000 (like 5 euros). So i paid up, he let me go.

    On the way back, a different cop stopped me. This one was pretty straightforward though, and immediately declared that i have to pay Rp. 100,000 fine for not wearing a helmet as said in the "rule book". Well i obv told him that his friend stopped me just hours ago and fined me half of what he was asking for, he looked a bit embarassed and mumbled that he'll take the Rp 50,000.

    no ticket was ever issued.
  20. When I was 18 I had a cop give me a warning for doing 50mph in a 25mph zone.

    When I was in High School a cop caught some friends and my self drinking behind a strip mall. They told us not to get loud and clean up after our selves when we were done.
  21. FUCk I jsut remembered a good one.

    Was 17. I had a mustach then and usually could buy beer myself. I looked older and this was 1989.

    guy turned me down since i couldnt provide ID.

    WEnt outside and asked an older guy to go buy us beer.

    Guy went in got us beer. Came out and said his pay is one of the beers. Then he said I should take you guys in. He showed us his deputy sheriff badge. So I guess that guy I would list as a bit crooked.
  22. My brother was driving us home after a high school halloween keg party. We were both extremely drunk and got pulled over. The cop told my brother that he looked messed up and asked me if I could drive. I thought for a brief second that he was trying to set me up or something but said sure I'll drive then jumped in and drove home.
  23. ok so in high school i was a big time drug dealer .......selling mostly weed, LSD and shrooms.

    OK so i friend i met while working at a grocery store told me of this amazing deal he could get on 2 pounds of treez, we just had to drive to NY on one of our off days ( about an hour and a half drive) i was skeptical but i figured id bring 2 friends with me and not much could go wrong considering we had knives and a thaser gun on us in case someone tried to rob us.

    we get there and it almost seems like a street deal which got us worried , my "friend" from the grocery store gets out and so do I , right out on the dam street , right as there about to do the transaction some guy runs out of an apt building and bashes my "friend " across the head with a maglite right as they are exchanging money for weed , obv we never get the weed the dude makes a run for it hops in nearby car waitin for him and they bounce with our money(couple geez). my "friend" gets back in the car his head is all bloody and we try to chase the car down but it was snowing and that didnt go so well.

    ok so we believed we got set up and he took the hit in the head to make it look like he was robbed but in actuallity it was a set up, and they were gonna split up our money afterward. but what could we do our "friend" was all bloody and sobbing about how sorry he was. so we went home broke with no bud.

    fast forward to a week later when my friends and I are planning our revenge, our "friend" has a sick deal on some shrooms and also has a couple ounces of bud to sell us. when we show up its him and some other guy we never met but whatever we let them in the car, this time we have the thaser on us and a diff friend who was crazy and ready to kill at any point and this time we had a mag lite. so they say we gotta go for a drive we cant do the transaction in front of his house. our plan is to all of sudden pull over and say the car died or some shit on a deserted dirt road and rob the shit out of these guys. so bam we stop the car one of my buddys thases the big guy in the neck and we tell them to give up the shrooms and weed before things get ugly, the big guy is swinging his arms all crazily, forgot to say we also pepper sprayed him in the eyes lol. we get the weed and shrooms off them and have them empty there wallets which only had a couple hundo in them. and we kick them out of the car ........the big guy is smashing the windows on the car as we drive away swearing at us lol.

    ok sorry for all that but on the way home we got pulled over and the cop searched us because the car smelled of marijuana, of course he searches us and finds the shrooms and the treez, luckily the cop knew my aunt and told us to get the hell out of here and never let me catch u in my town again ( the next town over from where i grew up) and let us leave with the drugs!

    cliff notes

    im crazy drug dealer
    i get robbed in NY
    i rob the guy i suspect to have set me up
    police catch me with the weed and shrooms and let me go with the drugs!
     
    Thread Starter
  24. haha good one wong........those are the type of stories im lookin for. lets hear some more
     
    Thread Starter
  25. haha good one baughman .......did u read my other long post scroll up a bit
     
    Thread Starter
  26. LOL @ "big time drug dealer"
    Unless you're picking up a sample, 2 Ps is not large quantity.

    no offense though sweetie I'm loving this thread you started!
  27. lol what i was thinking he was a "big time drug dealer in high school " but didnt know he wasnt supposed to drive drunk
  28. i was selling books of LSD and decent amts of shrooms, about 15 yrs ago this was big time especially were i grew up, I RAN SHIT........i never fuct with heroin , coke or crack and i made a lot of dough enough to move out at a young age get my own place , have asick ride and buy and do anything i wanted whenever i wanted without a job, to me that is bigtime im very sorry this isnt big time to u.
     
    Thread Starter
  29. didnt know i wasnt supposed to drive drunk????? wtf towman? i didnt give a fuck its not that i didnt know any better. u pmed me to tell me u been on your own since 15 and u always had a clean cut haircut to avoid cops, and u were smart enough to not do drugs.

    GUESS WHAT TOWMAN i grew up not giving a fuck about cops or what anyone thought of my appearence i had long shaggy hair and i looked like a godam stoner, u think i gave a fuck?
    u grew up faster than the normal person so u cant hold everyone to your expectation at such young ages the truth of the matter is most kids dont leave home till 18 so u were ahead of the curve u knew more at a younger age, no need to bash others who grew up at a different pace.

    I was arrested 15 times as a teenager for drug charges and many assualt charges, i have since grown up, own a business, and make a very good side income off poker, i think i have done ok for myself i hope u are doin as well for yourself towman
     
    Thread Starter
  30. "we just had to drive to NY on one of our off days"

    Your day off from what? I thought you didn't work and made all your money from being a drug kingpin.

Similar Threads