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coool riddle i just heard

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  1. thegambler19 thegambler19 is offline

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 10:57pm)

    a man rode into town on friday...he stayed 3 days.....played poker on the first....went fishin on the second and robbed a bank on the third....he left on friday....how is this possible???
  2. Leet8s Leet8s is offline usausausausausa

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 10:58pm) in reply to thegambler19

    go kill yourself immediately
     
  3. JayAces JayAces is offline

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 10:59pm) in reply to thegambler19

    his horse is Friday?
  4. Pokerchamp Pokerchamp is offline

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 10:59pm) in reply to thegambler19

    horse is called friday
  5. jcbarker1975 jcbarker1975 is offline

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 10:59pm) in reply to thegambler19

    Obviously he played at pokerstars, thats why he had to rob the bank on the 3rd day.
  6. thegambler19 thegambler19 is offline

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 11:01pm) in reply to thegambler19

    yes the horse's name is friday
    dammit....why couldnt i have figured it out when my friend asked me
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  7. Curtass Curtass is offline

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 11:02pm) in reply to thegambler19

    IMO the OP is Mr. Hands' adopted son. The OP goes by the alias Mr. lil Fingers. He hopes to one day have the horse that killed his father mount him. Until then he is practicing on a young mare named Friday. He hopes one day that he can work his way up to the right girthness and have a chance with the horse that killed his father.
  8. curiousgeorge curiousgeorge is offline baby duck hat

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 11:03pm) in reply to Leet8s

     
    Originally Posted by Leet8s View Post

    go kill yourself immediately

    lol at this first response
  9. JRoth15 JRoth15 is offline

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 11:03pm) in reply to thegambler19

    cuz you aren't 4 years old...seriously, that joke was from my kindergarten year i think.
  10. mrniphty mrniphty is offline

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 11:04pm) in reply to thegambler19

    or why couldnt you have watched little big league like any other normal kid growing up
     
  11. thegambler19 thegambler19 is offline

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 11:04pm) in reply to thegambler19

    here's another 1.....there is a light in ur attic but the lightswitches r downstairs and u cant see in the attic...there r 3 light swithes.....by only going into the attic once how can u figure out which swith is for the attic light?
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  12. Curtass Curtass is offline

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 11:06pm) in reply to thegambler19

    GTFO your jokes are lame and played out
  13. ilovescotch ilovescotch is offline Mod of teh xfers

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 11:08pm) in reply to thegambler19

    sigh, wrong riddle
  14. Leet8s Leet8s is offline usausausausausa

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 11:12pm) in reply to ilovescotch

    Can a man who hates everything in life truly be able to hate everything?

    What is the one thing he cannot hate?
     
  15. OSUBucks42 OSUBucks42 is offline

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 11:12pm) in reply to ilovescotch

    lmfao at some of these responses. the first one was the best.
  16. thegambler19 thegambler19 is offline

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 11:12pm) in reply to Leet8s

    death?
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  17. heavyj80 heavyj80 is offline

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 11:36pm) in reply to thegambler19

    watch Little Big League for the answer.
  18. Rocket Surgeon Rocket Surgeon is offline & brain scientist

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 11:48pm) in reply to thegambler19

     
    Originally Posted by thegambler19 View Post

    here's another 1.....there is a light in ur attic but the lightswitches r downstairs and u cant see in the attic...there r 3 light swithes.....by only going into the attic once how can u figure out which swith is for the attic light?

    You never heard of the "see which one is hot" trick? This riddle is as old as the intertubes.
  19. Tsupa Tsupa is offline

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 11:51pm) in reply to thegambler19

    HELP!!! My Uncle just stole my nose and won't give it back. And he keeps pulling his thumb off and putting it back on... It's really freaking me out!
  20. just-jOHnny just-jOHnny is offline I got nothin

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 11:53pm) in reply to thegambler19

    "Four jolly men sat down to play,
    And played all night till break of day.
    They played for cash and not for fun,
    With a separate score for every one.
    When it came time to square accounts,
    they all had made quite fair amounts.
    Now, not one has lost and all have gained -
    Tell me now, this can you explain?"
  21. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    May 27th, 2008 (5/27/2008 11:57pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    that riddle is actually one of the first ot posts i ever read

    id find it if the damn search worked
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