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Cops find naked guy at the bottom of a portable toilet

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  1. wantagolf wantagolf is offline Moderator

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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 6:19am)

    This is too funny for NQTW.

    The unidentified 29-year-old had, apparently, gone berserk on a disc golf course, rolling in mud, flipping over trashcans and "sitting in the disc goals

    The cops couldn't find him until their dogs discovered him at the bottom of the portable toilet. He was pulled out, "sprayed down" and taken to a hospital for treatment.





    http://now.msn.com/now/0710-naked-man-toilet.aspx
     
  2. Zeppelin Zeppelin is offline world traveler

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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 6:19am) in reply to wantagolf

    MUSHROOOMS!!!!!

    I remember my first time on a disc golf course
    Edited By: Zeppelin Jul 11th, 2012 at 06:20 AM
  3. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 6:21am) in reply to Zeppelin

    And el burro's epic j/o without being caught streak comes to an end.


    Ps and that guy that got butthurt (no pun intended) on the golf course reference too


    Edit: oh disc golf? Gg rocket surgeon
    Edited By: norcaljeff Jul 11th, 2012 at 06:22 AM
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 6:27am) in reply to norcaljeff

    Amazing they could smell him through the shit
  5. NUTZREALHUGE NUTZREALHUGE is offline

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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 6:32am) in reply to tommpat2000

    there was some psycho in boulder who hid in the bottom of a portapotty to get pissed on and shit on because he enjoyed it. some lady looked down and saw his eyes staring back at her.

    what was even weirder is the guy was like 6'10 or something.
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 6:34am) in reply to NUTZREALHUGE

    has anyone heard from localface lately?
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 6:37am) in reply to KillerFost

    that is fucking disgusting, I mean, who the fuck...? I...
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 7:46am) in reply to Geoff Moore

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_882047.html

    how bout this guy though....trial is still going on--I guess he cut holes through out random bathrooms on campus too.
    Edited By: Southpaw16 Jul 11th, 2012 at 07:47 AM
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 7:50am) in reply to Southpaw16

    Upon pulling him out, the hilarious cop asked, "Shitty day, huh?"
  10. zander zander is offline anomaly in his crotch

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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 8:42am) in reply to Hughes4

    Some dickbag ex-boyfriend of my cousin's showed up to her wedding reception at her parents' house, insulted her in front of the family, then went into the porto-potty that had been rented for the occasion.

    Am I a bad person for getting the groom and his groomsmen to help flip it over and then roll it a few times to completely coat him in shit?
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 8:49am) in reply to zander

    lol probably bad timing for me to read that post.
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 9:00am) in reply to Zeppelin

    depends on whether or not you took back the toaster you got her and obviously what her pics look like.
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 10:08am) in reply to Hughes4

    Not mushrooms, no way.

    Meth or some mix that we should all avoid; shit......wtf?
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 1:41pm) in reply to Southpaw16

     
    Originally Posted by Southpaw16 View Post

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_882047.html

    how bout this guy though....trial is still going on--I guess he cut holes through out random bathrooms on campus too.

    was gonna say I thought it was bfactor in the op story but its way more like he is the culprit from this one.
  15. Popperhead Popperhead is online now

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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 1:48pm) in reply to Glo4m

    if thats not the lowest on the peeping tom totem pole what is. Crawling in shit and waiting to be pissed on I dont even.....
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    Jul 11th, 2012 (7/11/2012 6:36pm) in reply to Southpaw16

     
    Originally Posted by Southpaw16 View Post

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_882047.html

    how bout this guy though....trial is still going on--I guess he cut holes through out random bathrooms on campus too.

    yeah thats the dude i was talking about... there are some fucking crazy weirdos in boulder.
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    Jul 12th, 2012 (7/12/2012 7:10pm) in reply to NUTZREALHUGE

    Frolf. Sweet.
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    Jul 13th, 2012 (7/13/2012 12:58am) in reply to El Burro

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    Jul 13th, 2012 (7/13/2012 2:58am) in reply to wantagolf

    Anyone else secretly sad he was found alive? I mean, i was sure he was there for a week dead when i opened this.

    Lol Boulder followup! Bwahahahahaha!
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    Jul 13th, 2012 (7/13/2012 3:02am) in reply to zander

     
    Originally Posted by zander View Post

    Some dickbag ex-boyfriend of my cousin's showed up to her wedding reception at her parents' house, insulted her in front of the family, then went into the porto-potty that had been rented for the occasion.

    Am I a bad person for getting the groom and his groomsmen to help flip it over and then roll it a few times to completely coat him in shit?

    Well played imo. What a gift he went there. Shouldve locked the door and dragged it with a truck to a river and set it afloat. .

    3
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    before "they dont float."
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    Jul 13th, 2012 (7/13/2012 3:45am) in reply to skisteve

    his first words upon coming out: 'brap brap'
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    Jul 13th, 2012 (7/13/2012 4:47am) in reply to Hughes4

    I am siting on 35 + gal of shit at any one time and I'll deliver.
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