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  1. kportune kportune is offline

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    Jul 21st, 2009 (7/21/2009 4:12pm)

    I have never met a random girl off the internet, but there was a segment on Stern this morning about this guy who wrote a "guide" to meeting women on the internet. He claims to be banging like 2 different chicks a week using the plenty of fish website.
    So I curiously checked out this site. It seems to be nothing but obese women and single mothers on there. Now I'm sure there are some decent ones. And I know a lot of people are meeting on the internet these days.

    So this got me thinking...

    How many of you have met a woman on the web...
    for sex?

    for a serious relationship?

    ever met a girl that looked much worse than you thought and banged her anyway?

    any horror stories???
  2. StupidFlanders StupidFlanders is offline

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    Jul 21st, 2009 (7/21/2009 4:18pm) in reply to kportune

    I once cyber'd with a 22 year old Swedish model with long blond hair, 44 DD's, and she was bi-sexual and loved anal.

    But I had to break it off because she wasn't into fantasy football.
  3. Oscarrr Oscarrr is offline

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    Jul 21st, 2009 (7/21/2009 4:24pm) in reply to StupidFlanders

    StupidFlanders that was prolly a guy and that makes u a gay
  4. wantagolf wantagolf is online now Moderator

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    Jul 21st, 2009 (7/21/2009 4:34pm) in reply to kportune

    Dude, just win more at poker, meet me in Thailand in a couple months and i'lll show you how to pickup chicks.
     
  5. kportune kportune is offline

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    Jul 21st, 2009 (7/21/2009 4:38pm) in reply to wantagolf

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post


    Dude, just win more at poker, meet me in Thailand in a couple months and i'lll show you how to pickup chicks.

    hahaha...what up wanta! Booking my flight now. Gotta get my cock banged in Bangcock
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  6. wantagolf wantagolf is online now Moderator

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    Jul 21st, 2009 (7/21/2009 5:13pm) in reply to kportune

    LOL. Actually we are going to Phuket. Here is the hotel i will be staying in.

    http://www.phuket.com/arcadia/photos.htm

    How has the poker been doing? Did Brady ship out yet?
     
  7. kportune kportune is offline

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    Jul 21st, 2009 (7/21/2009 5:26pm) in reply to wantagolf

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post


    LOL. Actually we are going to Phuket. Here is the hotel i will be staying in.

    http://www.phuket.com/arcadia/photos.htm

    How has the poker been doing? Did Brady ship out yet?

    Sweeeet and lol @ "Phuket". Poker is going really well. I've been playing cash games and grinding up a decent roll. Brady went on a sick heater and got deep in a few decent tourneys and then had to quit. He shipped out yesterday...fuck his life
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  8. NechitaCC NechitaCC is offline

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    Jul 21st, 2009 (7/21/2009 11:41pm) in reply to kportune

    pm lvpokerdealer
  9. niptuck niptuck is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2009 (7/22/2009 12:12am) in reply to NechitaCC

    Back in the single days I banged a bunch of girls on LoveonAOL. A couple verrrry hott too.
  10. smwatkin smwatkin is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2009 (7/22/2009 12:14am) in reply to niptuck

    my current gf is hot as shit. Also a dancer.

    Met her on eHarmony
  11. Spiltbongwater Spiltbongwater is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2009 (7/22/2009 12:45am) in reply to smwatkin

    I tried plenty of fish, met some 40 years old single mother of 2. Agreed to meet her in a coffee shop, and she was there with her 2 kids. Guess no money for a sitter, or whatever, I walked in, saw the situation, and walked out, with her following me. Never ran so fast in my life.
  12. BigEarn7 BigEarn7 is offline 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner

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    Jul 22nd, 2009 (7/22/2009 1:41am) in reply to Spiltbongwater

    POF blows, its all a bunch of nasty/desperate fat chicks.

    I used to meet girls off a site facethejury.com when I was in HS, I pulled some solid ass this way, usually would meet girls with my buddies then we'd meet those girls friends and keep the chain going til we just know a fuckload of chicks.

    I used myspace to meet a few girls, I met one and liked her friend from who I happened to date for 1.5 years and who ruined my life, I hate myspace.
  13. famous5ives famous5ives is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2009 (7/22/2009 1:46am) in reply to kportune

    if hes using pof, thats not an accomplishment at all. Yeah im a loser and i tried it out, but its hideous fatties that have never been able to get near a dick and if u respond to any of them your pretty much in
  14. threeven threeven is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2009 (7/22/2009 1:47am) in reply to kportune

    I was fully expecting this to be a ctrl +v thread. To satiate my need to view the contents of other peoples' clipboards I have made such a thread.
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  15. watson5j watson5j is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2009 (7/22/2009 2:27am) in reply to smwatkin

     
    Originally Posted by smwatkin View Post


    my current gf is hot as shit. Also a dancer.

    Met her on eHarmony

    I missed where the pics were...or GTFO!
  16. jcpeace jcpeace is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2009 (7/22/2009 9:22am) in reply to StupidFlanders

     
    Originally Posted by StupidFlanders View Post

    I once cyber'd with a 22 year old Swedish model with long blond hair, 44 DD's, and she was bi-sexual and loved anal.

    But I had to break it off because <STRIKE>she wasn't into fantasy</STRIKE> <STRIKE>football.</STRIKE> I found out she was a dude.

  17. XXEDPXX XXEDPXX is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2009 (7/22/2009 9:28am) in reply to jcpeace

     
    Originally Posted by jcpeace View Post

     
    Originally Posted by StupidFlanders View Post

    I once cyber'd with a 22 year old Swedish model with long blond hair, 44 DD's, and she was bi-sexual and loved anal.

    But I had to break it off because <STRIKE>she wasn't into fantasy</STRIKE> <STRIKE>football.</STRIKE> I found out she was a dude.

    Its called a joke
  18. XXEDPXX XXEDPXX is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2009 (7/22/2009 9:29am) in reply to Oscarrr

     
    Originally Posted by Oscarrr View Post

    StupidFlanders that was prolly a guy and that makes u a gay

    [] ability to pick up a joke
  19. andressoprano andressoprano is offline whaddya think of my game?

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    Jul 22nd, 2009 (7/22/2009 9:34am) in reply to kportune

    I met my wife playing poker on AP 5 1/2 years ago. A few months after we started talking, she flew to Spain with her daugther, we spent 1 month together, and a couple weeks later I moved to Anchorage.
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  20. wowswift wowswift is offline Fold to cash, skeet to win.

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    Jul 22nd, 2009 (7/22/2009 9:39am) in reply to andressoprano

    everyone knows i met fmxer off of this damn site, fled to canada for a bit, will never go back btw, so bleh.

    P5s OT is a secret dating site.
  21. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jul 22nd, 2009 (7/22/2009 9:48am) in reply to kportune

     
    Originally Posted by kportune View Post

    for sex?

    More than two handfuls.

     
    Originally Posted by kportune View Post

    for a serious relationship?

    Zero

     
    Originally Posted by kportune View Post

    ever met a girl that looked much worse than you thought and banged her anyway?

    Obv. I openly admit banging easy fours.

     
    Originally Posted by kportune View Post

    any horror stories???

    I am the horror story. Being a psycho is fun.
  22. jcpeace jcpeace is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2009 (7/22/2009 10:10am) in reply to XXEDPXX

     
    Originally Posted by XXEDPXX View Post

     
    Originally Posted by jcpeace View Post

     
    Originally Posted by StupidFlanders View Post

    I once cyber'd with a 22 year old Swedish model with long blond hair, 44 DD's, and she was bi-sexual and loved anal.

    But I had to break it off because <STRIKE>she wasn't into fantasy</STRIKE> <STRIKE>football.</STRIKE> I found out she was a dude.

    Its called a joke

    glad you told me cuz I dump hot swedish models with enourmous breasteses on the reg for not lovin some FF.
  23. XXEDPXX XXEDPXX is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2009 (7/22/2009 10:20am) in reply to jcpeace

    yeah i get what you are saying its just sometimes when someone tells a joke its better to just leave it alone. It doesnt require somebody pointing out the punchline or whats funny about the joke. it just kind of ruins it
  24. zspokerpink zspokerpink is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2009 (7/22/2009 10:29am) in reply to XXEDPXX

    i like fucking those slabs of bacon found on that lavalife or livelinks or w/e
  25. jcpeace jcpeace is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2009 (7/22/2009 11:29am) in reply to zspokerpink

     
    Originally Posted by zspokerpink View Post

    i like fucking those slabs of bacon found on that lavalife or livelinks or w/e

    LOL I love those commercials. Always makes me wanna rub one out, but I end up laughing at how fkn retarded the actress is.
  26. Etrain99 Etrain99 is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2009 (7/22/2009 11:38am) in reply to XXEDPXX

     
    Originally Posted by XXEDPXX View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Oscarrr View Post

    StupidFlanders that was prolly a guy and that makes u a gay

    [] ability to pick up a joke

    [ ] ability to pick up on initial joke.
    [x] ability to look like a joke.
  27. abower1185 abower1185 is offline burmese python

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    Jul 22nd, 2009 (7/22/2009 10:09pm) in reply to watson5j

    I've never boofed anyone I met strictly from the internet. Although I'd say about 40% of the girls i've banged were from adding girls I already knew on facebook and then chatting them up and making them feel sexy. Easy money if you ask me.
  28. XXEDPXX XXEDPXX is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2009 (7/22/2009 10:22pm) in reply to Etrain99

     
    Originally Posted by Etrain99 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by XXEDPXX View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Oscarrr View Post

    StupidFlanders that was prolly a guy and that makes u a gay

    [] ability to pick up a joke

    [ ] ability to pick up on initial joke.
    [x] ability to look like a joke.

    [ ] ability to read through whole thread before posting in it
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