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  1. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Dec 31st, 2007 (12/31/2007 11:10am)

    ... I read the post about masturbating when you have a wife/gf. Well, I do it all the time. So I was jerking off in the living room and didnt want to run to the bathroom, risking to wake my gf, to uhmm. you know.

    So I whent into the kitchen and looked for some paper, but there was none. So I get this great idea to just shoot my load in the trash can. Well, it was dark, and I missed and it ended up on the floor. With no paper I grabbed a rag and clean it up, and throw it in the trash.

    Fast forward to today... I'm helping cleaning the appartment, and Im going to clean the table where we eat... My gf hands me the exact same rag. I didnt know what the fuck to say, so I just cleaned up the table where we just had dinner, with my cum rag.
  2. Hanashk Hanashk is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2007 (12/31/2007 11:11am) in reply to Scha

    Its prolly fine...

    lol.

    Katoba.
  3. Phi Phi is offline aka tennisee

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    Dec 31st, 2007 (12/31/2007 11:12am) in reply to Scha

    I thought she broke up with yer ass?
  4. gosalukis83 gosalukis83 is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2007 (12/31/2007 11:13am) in reply to Scha

    n000000b

    Next time use your sock

    At least thats what I do when Im driving....
  5. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Dec 31st, 2007 (12/31/2007 11:13am) in reply to Phi

    No, I broke up with her, but I'm such a pussy and took that fucking bitch back. I hate her so much :( I'm so bad with relationships is not even funny
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  6. Decatur217 Decatur217 is offline OTs Iron Man

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    Dec 31st, 2007 (12/31/2007 11:17am) in reply to Scha

    whoever doesnt use a dirty old t-shirt is a n00b when it comes to the cleaning the flesh flute.
  7. Mini Darb Mini Darb is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2007 (12/31/2007 11:52am) in reply to Decatur217

    i thought this was going to be a kabob thread, however it still delivers
  8. threebanger threebanger is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2007 (12/31/2007 12:02pm) in reply to Scha

    If you're jerking it and doing all the cleaning up, wtf exactly is she doing there in the first place?
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