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A couple of parenting questions

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  1. Prfsr_Cain Prfsr_Cain is offline

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    Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 4:58pm)

    1) At what age will it become weird for me to give my two daughters a shower?

    2) At what age should I stop taking them to the bathroom and start letting them go in the women's bathroom solo? Their presence in the men's bathroom makes guys uncomfortable.

    3) Yesterday, my 5 year old gets on the floor, stucks her ass up in the air, and gives herself a massive wedgie. Then she says, "Look mommy, I have a thong." Not a question, just a story.
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    Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 5:01pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    1) 18.

    2) 18.

    3) pics?
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    Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 5:02pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    Over/under on inappropriate answers?
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    Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 5:03pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    PM Scha. He is the master when it comes to young girls.
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    Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 5:06pm) in reply to timthegem

     
    Originally Posted by timthegem View Post

    1) 18.

    2) 18.

    3) pics?

    That is disturbing. But it looked kinda like this.



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  6. Archie1106 Archie1106 is offline

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    Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 5:06pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    1) idk

    2)if they go to school or preschool then they can shit on their own. or the mom should be handling that
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    Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 5:08pm) in reply to Archie1106

     
    Originally Posted by Archie1106 View Post

    1) idk

    2)if they go to school or preschool then they can shit on their own. or the mom should be handling that

    I'm not working right now (love being a teacher) and the wife is. So I take them out by myself several times. Also, being in preschool doesn't mean you can wipe your ass properly.
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    Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 5:08pm) in reply to Ditka88

     
    Originally Posted by Ditka88 View Post

    Over/under on inappropriate answers?

    I was in the process of making an inappropriate answer, then decided against it and re-clicked the OT link instead.
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    Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 5:09pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    1). I would say like 5 to 6 .. I mean you got a wife right .. Time to pawn that duty off on her ..

    2.) Well when they know how to do it all on their own is a good time , but again you have a wife that can do this right .. Just stand outside! it seems awkward but hell your just being a good dad waiting.

    3.) LOL ..

    4.) Its been a bout 9 to 10 years since i have had to deal with these issues .. but use your best Judgment ..
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    Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 5:12pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    Can we see the pic of Mrs. PrfsCain's bewbs in the Doyers tank top again if we cant see the thong?
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    Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 5:15pm) in reply to Tread

     
    Originally Posted by Tread View Post

    Can we see the pic of Mrs. PrfsCain's bewbs in the Doyers tank top again if we cant see the thong?

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    Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 5:16pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    I think taking your 5 year old daughter into the bathroom with you would freak me out a little bit.

    I mean, I wouldn't make it awkward or kick you in the nuts or somethin. But I would probably leave the bathroom and tell whoever I was with that this guy I saw abducted a little girl.
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    Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 5:33pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    showering your daughter? i put them in the tub. you are missing the splashing fun and shampoo mohawks? she can clean herself at 6.

    the potty around 5 but watch the door like a hawk and do not be afraid to go in if she is in there to long. just announce yourself, i did it twice.

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    Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 5:48pm) in reply to Stockage

     
    Originally Posted by Stockage View Post

    showering your daughter? i put them in the tub. you are missing the splashing fun and shampoo mohawks? she can clean herself at 6.

    the potty around 5 but watch the door like a hawk and do not be afraid to go in if she is in there to long. just announce yourself, i did it twice.

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    Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 6:05pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    When they tell you that it is no longer OK to go into the men's room with Daddy.

    Shouldn't be long.
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    Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 6:15pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    Thank Christ I have a son. Fuck these problems. good luck.
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    Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 6:21pm) in reply to jdsas

    Yeah, I have always wondered about things like this....

    This is very legit stuff to ask....

    nezbit might know
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    Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 6:27pm) in reply to jdsas

     
    Originally Posted by jdsas View Post

    Thank Christ I have a son. Fuck these problems. good luck.

    some sick farker tossed a quarter into the kiddie urinal and my 4 year old son steps up to it and i am like noooooooooooo.
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    Jun 26th, 2009 (6/26/2009 7:00pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    Since your girls are likely to get those Doyers bewbs from page 1 when they are older, I'd say you have much bigger things to worry about (literally) than the OP.
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