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A couple of peeing questions

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  1. Prfsr_Cain Prfsr_Cain is offline

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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 12:11pm)

    Does any other dude wipe after taking a piss? Seeing as to how I have an ant eater dick, it's to much work for me to "shake it off." So I get TP and wipe. Any1 else?

    Also, does any1 else take out their balls along w/their weiner to take a leak? I think it's unfair to my balls that my dinger gets a breath of fresh air and they don't.
  2. curiousgeorge curiousgeorge is offline baby duck hat

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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 12:19pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    no i dont wipe after taking a piss. r u sure u dont have a vagina?
  3. elusively elusively is offline

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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 12:22pm) in reply to curiousgeorge

    ROR
  4. jdsas jdsas is offline

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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 12:24pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    Really?

    Really?
  5. brentley72 brentley72 is offline

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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 12:26pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    i often do this.. there's nothing i hate more than wet spots in my boxers, grosses me out big time
  6. sean614 sean614 is online now

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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 12:41pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    shouldn't your tampon soak it up?
  7. Prfsr_Cain Prfsr_Cain is offline

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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 12:45pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    Make all the jokes you want. I'm the one walking around w/o the pee stained boxers.
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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 12:47pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    and an ugly wife with saggy boobs
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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 12:50pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    wait till you guys get older and your prostate doesnt work like it used to. you will not only wipe your johnson but you will have to wipe off your balls from the drizzle that runs down your shank and all over your nutsack

    you will be wise to keep a bottle of gold bond around so you can dry them up real nice, otherwise the piss makes your nuts itch and you will scratch your balls raw

    with age comes wisdom

    btw, you will also find sitting down to take a piss is much easier than standing. working the prostate is easier from a sitting position

    good luck getting old.........flomax ftw
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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 12:50pm) in reply to sean614

    seriously, grow up sean...

    ok I admit the tampon thing was funny, but must you always resort to personal attacks? lighten up dude.

    (fully expecting a personal attack now, go ahead, Im waiting...)
  11. Prfsr_Cain Prfsr_Cain is offline

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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 12:52pm) in reply to -AG-

     
    Originally Posted by -AG- View Post

    seriously, grow up sean...

    ok I admit the tampon thing was funny, but must you always resort to personal attacks? lighten up dude.

    (fully expecting a personal attack now, go ahead, Im waiting...)

    He's just a lonely little man and will always be that way.
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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 12:57pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

     
    Originally Posted by Prfsr_Cain View Post

     
    Originally Posted by -AG- View Post

    seriously, grow up sean...

    ok I admit the tampon thing was funny, but must you always resort to personal attacks? lighten up dude.

    (fully expecting a personal attack now, go ahead, Im waiting...)

    He's just a lonely little man and will always be that way.

    for some reason i thought he was tall
  13. UhhMee UhhMee is offline

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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 1:01pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    Are you ever surprised when you're so-called penis starts to bleed once a month? Yeah, it's okay, stick a tampon in it big guy.
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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 1:54pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    Having a gargantuan sized cock actually requires more work to "shake it off" than you needle-dicked bugfuckers.
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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 1:57pm) in reply to curiousgeorge

     
    Originally Posted by curiousgeorge View Post

    no i dont wipe after taking a piss. r u sure u dont have a vagina?

    ahhahaha
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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 2:02pm) in reply to Prfsr_Cain

    Here are a few other questions for guys with ant eater dicks.

    Have you ever done the water balloon?

    The water balloon is when you pinch the end of the foreskin, so you close the opening completely, and then you start peeing. Your foreskin will fill with pee and grow. When its big enough you release and pee explode all over.

    Have you ever used your foreskin as a cum container?

    When you masturbate, and are about to shot your jizz, and then you notice you don't have any paper or anything, so you pinch your forskin closed and then just walk around with your cum in there until you find a place to dump it.
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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 2:28pm) in reply to Scha

     
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    Here are a few other questions for guys with ant eater dicks.

    Have you ever done the water balloon?

    The water balloon is when you pinch the end of the foreskin, so you close the opening completely, and then you start peeing. Your foreskin will fill with pee and grow. When its big enough you release and pee explode all over.

    Have you ever used your foreskin as a cum container?

    When you masturbate, and are about to shot your jizz, and then you notice you don't have any paper or anything, so you pinch your forskin closed and then just walk around with your cum in there until you find a place to dump it.

    LMFAO!!!
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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 2:34pm) in reply to Scha

     
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    Here are a few other questions for guys with ant eater dicks.

    Have you ever done the water balloon?

    The water balloon is when you pinch the end of the foreskin, so you close the opening completely, and then you start peeing. Your foreskin will fill with pee and grow. When its big enough you release and pee explode all over.

    Have you ever used your foreskin as a cum container?

    When you masturbate, and are about to shot your jizz, and then you notice you don't have any paper or anything, so you pinch your forskin closed and then just walk around with your cum in there until you find a place to dump it.

    VOMIT
     
  19. ace1won ace1won is offline

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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 2:42pm) in reply to TeddyKGB109

    Im a rebel..I pee.. give it a couple shakes... shove it back in and whatever happens after that isnt my responsibility.
  20. sean614 sean614 is online now

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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 3:25pm) in reply to towman1

    Im 6'1" so IDK if you consider that tall or not.

    And the "personal" attacks are a mute point. Its the fucking internet. I have no clue what this man/his wife look like. I just know that he may or may not be mexican and a substitute teacher if I recall correctly. I could be thinking of some one totally different. And he comes into my threads and talks shit all the time and then posts pics of his "wife" but they seem to be only cleavage shots.

    Its a fucking internet forum, don't put your personal business out there if you are afraid of getting ridiculed. I mean I would never put a vid on here of myself if I chainsmoked for 10 years and looked like trash but hey, thats just me.
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    Apr 19th, 2009 (4/19/2009 3:26pm) in reply to ace1won

     
    Originally Posted by ace1won View Post

    Im a rebel..I pee.. give it a couple shakes... shove it back in and whatever happens after that isnt my responsibility.

    this

    And to the above poster that mentioned his prostate. You might want to get that checked out. Just because you are old doesn't mean its ok for you to dribble piss down yourself. Get a doctor to check your shit man.
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