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CRAZY MEXICO STORIES????????

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  1. TrafficKing TrafficKing is offline

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    May 22nd, 2006 (5/22/2006 11:07pm)

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  2. randomfrost randomfrost is offline

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    May 22nd, 2006 (5/22/2006 11:11pm) in reply to TrafficKing

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    May 22nd, 2006 (5/22/2006 11:12pm) in reply to randomfrost

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  4. hyacinthgirl hyacinthgirl is offline

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    May 22nd, 2006 (5/22/2006 11:19pm) in reply to TrafficKing

    it's not that crazy. but it's all i got.

    in college once, we were bored on a friday night (we were honors college dorks. sigh.) and decided to drive to mexico, about a three hour drive from phoenix. we ended up getting there too late to get into any bars or clubs, except one that wouldn't let us in because the guys i was with didn't meet the dress code. yeah.

    so we went to a grocery store, figuring we could at least buy some booze there because we couldn't in the states yet, and we couldn't because it was after midnight. lame. so we walked around a little and then got hungry. nothing was open in nogales, mexico, so we walked across the border to nogales, arizona, and ate at a mcdonald's right there. then we walked back and got in my car to drive home. at the border, we were stupid enough to somehow tell them that we left my truck there while we walked across to the US.

    my truck got searched like you wouldn't believe, and they finally let us go. only a few minutes after we got through that and were back in the states, we got pulled over and the border cop guy seemed to think that my friend from NORTH DAKOTA was an illegal who i was trying to smuggle or something. he asked me all these questions about him and finally my friend got to talk and had such a north dakota accent it wasn't even funny. so we got let go and drove back. i fell asleep while driving, i think, but the guys didn't notice because they were asleep.

    the end,
    by me
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    May 22nd, 2006 (5/22/2006 11:23pm) in reply to hyacinthgirl

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  6. SaulGood SaulGood is offline SPAGETT

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    May 22nd, 2006 (5/22/2006 11:24pm) in reply to hyacinthgirl

    you are one crazy lady hya
     
  7. TrafficKing TrafficKing is offline

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    May 22nd, 2006 (5/22/2006 11:26pm) in reply to hyacinthgirl

    obv u didnt go to a strip club, theyre open all night in nogales.. especially the ones on the other side of the tracks
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  8. dhubermex dhubermex is offline Senior Writer

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    May 22nd, 2006 (5/22/2006 11:40pm) in reply to TrafficKing

    Crazy Mexico stories...

    I'm living it!
     
  9. hyacinthgirl hyacinthgirl is offline

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    May 22nd, 2006 (5/22/2006 11:40pm) in reply to SaulGood

    i know, MCDONALD'S, it was crazy. i don't know if i've been in one since, that was 1999.
  10. Earlybird893 Earlybird893 is offline

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    May 22nd, 2006 (5/22/2006 11:49pm) in reply to dhubermex

    i got escorted back to my cruise ship from senor frog's by federallies at a stop in cozumel(like 8 of them all with machine guns)...on the deck i dropped a liter of capt morgans i bought to smuggle back on ship (10bux a bottle beats bar prices) and since they wouldnt let me on the ship with it, i drank out of the half broken bottle til i puked over the deck, then proceeded to stumbled to my room and passed out in the shower....a few hours later i started a food fight at dinner that night and was escorted from there along with my party and the table next to us who i apologized to at lenghth the next day, i would give you more of the story but all i have is bits and pieces from friends that make no sense and a karoake award from the bar later that night....

    the song was 'burning down the house' we apparently also did a great rendition of 'we thuggin' that night

    i have a friend with donkey show stories, but ive never seen one
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    May 22nd, 2006 (5/22/2006 11:55pm) in reply to Earlybird893

    I saw hyacinthgirl participating in a donkey show...that was a crazy night.
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    May 22nd, 2006 (5/22/2006 11:56pm) in reply to Earlybird893

    We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know... and we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to this show. Everyone's, "You gotta check out one of these shows." And, you know, it's a woman fucking a horse.

    We get there, and, you know, we think it's gonna be awesome, and it is not as cool as it sounds like it would be, man.

    It's kind of gross.

    You think, "A woman fucking a horse"... and you get there and it's... a woman fucking a horse.

    It was really giving it to her.

    And you know what, to be honest, I felt bad for her. We all just felt bad for her.

    Kind of felt bad for the horse.

    *edit* hmm, i'm not sure i like the timing of these two responses.
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    May 22nd, 2006 (5/22/2006 11:57pm) in reply to hyacinthgirl

    we all dig that you bone donkeys just tell us about it.
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    May 23rd, 2006 (5/23/2006 12:03am) in reply to TrafficKing

    How to have a good time in Cabo:

    a) tequila and corona
    b) piss in public flower bed
    c) mouth off cop
    d) shotgun in ribs
    e) jail for me and buddy
    f) bribe to get out? - $50
    g) paid $100 - keep the change tvm

    dropped the tranny out of a jeep - but thats another story
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    May 23rd, 2006 (5/23/2006 12:07am) in reply to Earlybird893

    ok heres mine: me and two friends go to nogales. As soon as we get there we walk across the border and i tell the two guys that were with not to talk to anyone until we get to the club because when u walk across there are all sorts of scammers and theifs there trying to take americans to the strip club or a hotel and get some $ or possibly jack you. so anyways we were gonna get a hotel but later , 1st thing we walk across , both my idiot friends start talkin to a scammer, he tries to get us a hotel at his place , i say no and my friends go with him to our place which he talks to the person in spanish, no rooms, so we go to another of our suggested places and he talks to them in spanish , again no rooms , uhhuh, so he wasnts us to go to his place and im like fuck that so we go to the strip club and finally lose him, so we get fucked up for a few hours, my friends want to get a hooker, so my friend whos crazy hails down some dude just driving around so the guy says he can get hookers, he takes us to a hotel that is a hellhole. Its like some 3rd world shit , hotel looks like fuckin abu-graib prison, anyway my friend picks out two of the most disgusting bitches, me and one friend go into a room with one of the hookers and my other friend with the other one. anyway, the friend not in the room talked my other friend into "practicing for a porno", so i was videotaping , the girl in our room had sores all over her arms and legs and a huge abcess thing on here arm, omg disgusting as hell, so anyway she sucks my friend off and i video tape it. after the girl leaves the room i have the door open and across the way some chick yells over to us, she like, You guys didnt do anything with that girl did you? so she comes to the room and says that she works at the "clinic" in nogales, mexico and that she sees that girl there all the time, so im like omg, she asks my friend if he wants some help , he says yes , she says , pull down your pants, so she starts washing his dick off with soap and water right there.. anyway we go back to the hotel that we got by ourselves earlier, which is roach infested i might add, so anyway the next day we come back to the us and i take my friend to the "clinic" in tucson. The lady there says that they arent going to test him beacause, " you would know if you have something" and sends him on his way . Anyway i swear every word of this is true .
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    May 23rd, 2006 (5/23/2006 12:12am) in reply to TrafficKing

    My grandparents lived In Texas, about 15 minutes from the border in Progresso. My mom and I went when I was early 20s, and spent several days in Mexico, walking across the bridge to Mexico at Progresso. One day we had a LOT of the .50 margaritas and had lunch. We couldn't eat it all, and crossing with prepared food is illegal, but we had them pack it up anyway, shoving it in the bottom of our bag. No big deal, the border guards never checked. But, we ended up going through mr stick in the mud asshole's gate. He starts digging through our shopping bags, and says, "you have anything you shouldn't?" We don't miss a beat, "no." Well, he digs a little deeper, sees the pill cases (love getting pills without scripts!!) Says, "What do you have in here?"

    Without missing a beat mom says "Oh just some vaginal cream". He drops it, pushes it away, and lets us through.
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    May 23rd, 2006 (5/23/2006 3:53pm) in reply to amymarie1967

    none of you sorry college boys can top my story huh?
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  18. utterczar utterczar is offline

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    May 23rd, 2006 (5/23/2006 3:58pm) in reply to TrafficKing

    1987....in South Padre for Sping BReak and went to Matamores Mexico..........long story short: I got strip searched on the way back across the border and was detained for 2 hours......
     
  19. chicoflash chicoflash is offline

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    May 23rd, 2006 (5/23/2006 6:02pm) in reply to utterczar

    Trafficking,

    Frankly no. I thought I had a good story about going to a cockfight in the middle of a ghetto in Nicaragua and then later going to a Sandanista rally by accident because we saw a parade going on, but now i feel inadequate :(

    -chicoflash
  20. TrafficKing TrafficKing is offline

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    May 23rd, 2006 (5/23/2006 9:36pm) in reply to chicoflash

    whats a sandanista rally????
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