anybody on here got some crazy stories? i dont care if they're real or not i just wanna hear em cuz im bored

i dunno lets hear it again

y did u delete ur first post?

sounds fake

k well heres y i made this post.

couple years ago i was at my buddies house out in the cuts. he has a big ass house on 5 acres thats surrounded by vineyards and more big ass houses. It gets really dark out there at night cuz theres no street lights, and since its in the cuts there all kinds of coyotes and shit.

anyways, one night during the summer about 2 years ago were sitting in his room, and im looking out the window cuz im bored and i noticed something moving in the distance down the street in his neighbors vineyard. (theres like a vineyard and the a big ass pond next 2 it). i looked a little closer and it looked like a person, except it was pure white. like bright white. and it was 3:30 am. in the middle of a fucking vineyard.

i freaked out

i ran downstairs and jumped in my truck as fast as i could and drove down the street 2 get a closer look, and got there just in time 2 see this ting walk into some trees and disappear.

i had dreams about that shit 4 like 2 weeks. freaked me out every time i would think about it.

then earlier this week i was playin onlin til hella late at night. I turn around 2 go 2 bed and as soon as i look up i look out my window and I FUCKING SEE IT IN MY BACKYARD!!!!11

i was in the middle of turning down the hall so i had already looked away, and when i looked back it was gone.

i have no idea what it is, or if its real, or if it was ever there this week or in that vineyard 2 years ago. it could just be my imagination. but either way that things scares the shit outta me.

k end rant

ya u got me owl ive been waiting all day 2 make that story up

silk pajamas?

I got tons but I doubt anyone will believe me, some are so crazy it's like straight out of a movie. Here's one-

I managed a bar in Japan with my girlfriend for a while before doing my current career. My girlfriends Mother was friends with a high ranking Yakuza boss. Sometimes Yakuza members would come by and have drinks. I always thought about working for them but my girlfriend was dead set against any of that thought. One night after we closed we were sitting there, me, my gf, her Mom, watching tv on the bar tv and I was eating and having a drink chilling out. All of a sudden we hear loud bangs on the door. I tell everyone to ignore it, we are closed. It gets louder to the point where they are kicking on the door. However, it's a heavy door, they'll never get in. My gf is worried but I tell her to relax. Before I know it she gets up and opens the fucking door! ... jesus christ now I've got to deal with it, so I run to the door and push her out of the way and come face to face with 5 Yakuza, one of them a girl. The one in the lead is screaming in Japanese, but it's to fast for me to understand, I can barely speak it much less under stand it at a high speed of speech, then he puts up a lit ciggarrete like he's going to burn me with it. They push thier way in. I still have my fork in my hand from when I was eating. I grabbed that first motherfucker by his hair, spun him around and put the fork to his neck, and moved my back to the wall.
My gf was screaming and crying at this point, but I just wanted her to translate to them that I will kill this bitch if they don't leave right now. The girl Yakuza chick went to my gf and tried to calm her down from what I could see. Her Mom was hiding in the back room where we washed dishes since the first kicks on the door. They were all yelling at me, each other, total chaos. I told my gf to call the cops. She was practically in shock and I didn't expect her to actually do it. Somehow, they all started to calm down, I still had this guy, my arm around him, back against the wall with my fork to his neck. Then the Yakuza chick says, "He has a fork he can kill you with it." -in english. I thought to myself "Yeah no shit." One guy seemed to take charge and tell them to sit down. Things calmed down. They were all a bit drunk I realized at this point. I slowly let the guy go, with intent to fight if he came at me. He didn't. My gf calmed down, and translated to me that they are saying "We don't want trouble just some drinks", knowing who her mother was I guess. I told my gf to get them drinks and make them pay 2X. After about 30min of hanging out drinking, they left.
The next day my gf's Mom told the boss of those guys what happened. Those bitches had to come back to the bar and apologize, and they got in major shit, to the point of physical shit happenend to them apparantly.
My view of Yakuza changed after that. I just saw them as loud mouth pricks after that.

I got more if anyone wants to hear.

eh dont bother it sounded like it had so much potential but it just never got there

no it just sounded so intense with the build up and then just ended with them getting drinks and an apology, the intro you wrote I expected some gun shots or maybe a little blood, but I got shut down, with double priced beverages and a few Yakuza members having to apologize.

Here's one.
About ten years ago I was dating a girl from Sweden. Well One night we went out for a nice romantic evening in the North End(in Boston) This is the Italian Section. Anyway We had a nice night and were ening it with some cappucino at one of the many cappucino/pastry places.

Soooo. were sitting in this one place when this guy young guy straight out of holywood casting comes up to me and excuses himself for bothering me and says: "Excuse me but this is where my boss always sits and I would consider it a personal favor if he could sit there, I would be more than happy to buy you your drinks."

This was so surreal, and me being a total pussy I was like dude my table is your table and I was more than happy to move. So I move and my Swedish GF is like "Why did we have to move?" and Im like just let it go, these guys are connected. And she says "WHAT?"(in a super hot swedish accent) "That was our table I dont understand why had to move" and Im like ixnay ixnay on the auktay. Well she wouldnt let it go and Im like lets get out of hear before you get us killed. LOL so we left and I told her who those guys were and she was like Oh. Now I see.

It's a spirit CeJeH.

So how did you really know they were part of the mob?

NO WAY MINE IS THE CRAZIEST. Im a new york cop and one day there was this crazy european dude calling in bomb threats everywhere. well for some reason this crazy fucker wanted to fuck with me and make me do all this shiit for him. well he called in a bomb threat at a local school and every cop in the city went to this local school except me and this black dude who was my partner for the day (wtf!?!?!?) well it turns out that this bro didnt put a bomb in the school but put it on a subway train which blew up under the federal bank. and the guy stole a shit load of gold from the federal reserve after he blew a fuckin hole the size of mongolia in the subway. get this though. the dude snuck all this fckin gold out in dump trucks. YA FCKING DUMP TRUCKS.
anyway he put it on a boat and me and the crazy black dude chase him down and jump on some fcking tanker ship. anyway long story short i got splinters in my arm from a fcking cable and some ppl died

wtf r u talking about!?!?!?! ARE YOU INSULTING MY TRAGIC STORY