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  1. Stynsty71 Stynsty71 is offline

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    Mar 20th, 2008 (3/20/2008 4:57am)

    A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small step ladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

    "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

    Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.

    "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."

    Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"
  2. Matt Tobin Matt Tobin is offline

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    Mar 20th, 2008 (3/20/2008 7:42am) in reply to Stynsty71

    LOL...Hilary walks into a bar and the bartender says " Why the long face?"
  3. mdshack14 mdshack14 is offline

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    Mar 20th, 2008 (3/20/2008 10:28am) in reply to Stynsty71

    Morale to this story.........never put your balls in peril.......no matter how "nice" someone says they are.
     
  4. mozzer mozzer is offline

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    Mar 20th, 2008 (3/20/2008 10:43am) in reply to mdshack14

    I prefer Drastic Leopard
  5. Jokerluelz Jokerluelz is offline

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    Mar 20th, 2008 (3/20/2008 12:04pm) in reply to Stynsty71

    but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.

     He just came out of the closet , this now and will every time make you the ghey , it being a midget has nothing to do with the fact he let another man touch his Beans ...

    "Franks and Beans" "Franks And Beans"

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