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  1. Yeah, I got tickets. June 4th, pretty excited. I know a lot of people have hated on him in the past about stealing his jokes and shit like that, but I really don't care, I listen to a lot of comedy and I have really enjoyed a lot of his shit. Anyone else going to a show on his upcoming tour?
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  2. I've seen him before but I just don't get him. I barely laughed but everyone I was with couldn't stop laughing...it was weird. It just seems I've heard his jokes before and he's not original.

    Other than that, he might be the best self promoter in comedy ever, so I give him credit for that for sure.
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  3. Have fun not laughing for an hour.
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  4. why the exclamation point? are you planning on assassinating him or something?

    surely you are not just excited to see his show...
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  5.  
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    sigh, wp.
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  6. 2 weeks before Russell Peters.
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  7. if someone gave me tickets to a dane cook show, i would trade them for a horse then shoot the horse.
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  8. this is the sorriest excuse of a brag thread i've seen in a long time.
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  9. hook up some tickets
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  10. dont listen to the haters... dane cook is a funny guy. i think some people just have a problem with charisma.

    call em twice...
    cuz im on my way.

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  11. funny guy (not the best) but i really don't understand all the hate for him as well.
     
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  12. I hate him because he sucks.
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  13. <H2 class=content-header>This is Funny!

    Erick Lindgren</H2> <H3 class=entry-header>Erick Lindgren Pwns Dane Cook</H3>
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    Erick Lindgren's bankroll &gt; Dane Cook's? </SPAN>

    <SPAN>Listen, nobody likes Dane Cook. That's pretty well established. With the exception Dane's turn in Dan in Real Life (something we like to call the <SPAN>Tom Arnold True Lies Exception</SPAN>), Cook hasn't done one remotely redeeming thing in his entire entertainment career.</SPAN>

    <SPAN>Apparently Erick Lindgren agrees. From </SPAN><SPAN>the 2+2 forum</SPAN><SPAN>:</SPAN>
    <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr>
    <SPAN>Erick Lindgren and some friends went to a comedy show with Dane Cook as the headliner. Ten minutes into the Dane Cook set Lindgren et. al left the building because they didn't really think that Dane Cook was funny. Dane from the stage, in a large building, says:

    &quot;Where the hell are you all going?!?&quot;

    &quot;We're leaving because your show sucks and you're not funny,&quot; responds Erick.

    &quot;Just walk back out that door to the unemployment line!&quot;

    &quot;You know what? I am unemployed, have been for a long time, and make more money than you do. If I had my own Showtime special then I might even be funny too.&quot;
    </SPAN>
    </BLOCKQUOTE>
    <SPAN><SPAN>Fucking Erick Lindgren</SPAN><SPAN>.</SPAN></SPAN>

    <SPAN>While we're not 100% sure what Dane did after that, we are 100% sure (with apologies to Tami from Real World II) that &quot;it wasn't NOT funny.&quot;</SPAN>

    <SPAN>UPDATE: Confirmed to be Erick Lindgren. He left after 15 minutes, retorting to Cook that he and crew were going down the street to find a funny comedian (i.e. nothing about a Showtime special).</SPAN>


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  14. Dane Cook sucks...
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  15. erick would probably have to get an obscene amount of money from ftp to make more than dane cook.

    also severely doubt the authenticity of that exchange. maybe dane would interrupt his routine to ask a group why they were leaving..... maaaaybe.
    but not if his response to confrontation is <span>&quot;Just walk back out that door to the unemployment line!&quot;
    </span>wtf is that?
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  16. Dane Cook is not funny. Period. It's not hate; it's fact.
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  17. General rule of the internet: people on a site come from all over.

    If there's less than a 1% chance of someone coming from the same place as you, and you're talking about your hometown, chances are they don't care.

    That being said, I'm from Vancouver, and I hate Dane Cook. And I don't care.

    So umm ya next time don't share.
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  18. No, can't make it, I prefer comedians who write their own material or are actually the least bit funny, without coming off like some skeezed out douchebag.

    Only the mentally challenged or brainded floozies/college girls can possibly think he resembles anything close to being original/funny
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  19.  
    Originally Posted by rocksolid124 View Post


    Dane Cook is not funny. Period. It's not hate; it's fact.

    and his comedy tours still span the nation and sell out every venue. also had large roles in 3 comedies.
    rigged obv.
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  20.  
    Originally Posted by Ozzie View Post

     
    Originally Posted by rocksolid124 View Post


    Dane Cook is not funny. Period. It's not hate; it's fact.

    and his comedy tours still span the nation and sell out every venue. also had large roles in 3 comedies.
    rigged obv.

    And an entire nation voted for Obama. Point?
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  21. I'm going to the show in Vancouver. My cousin got 4 tickets and asked if I wanna go. I haven't heard much of his shit but what I've heard is pretty amusing. Should be a good time.
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  22. Dane Cook box office (US - top 3)

    Dan in Real Life - $47.6m
    Good Luck Chuck - $35.0m
    Mr. Brooks - $28.5m

    Jim Varney box office (US - top 3)

    Beverly Hillbillies - $42.2m
    Ernest Saves Christmas - $28.2m
    Ernest Goes to Jail - $25.0
    plus he was in Toy Story but those weren't really starring movies.

    So Dane Cook is barely better than this guy...
     
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  23. are those numbers ajusted to factor inflation?
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  24. if you watch this and say you didnt laugh youre a fucking liar.

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  25. Good point. Ernest &gt; Dane Cook...
     
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  26. Can't you just let Jim rest in peace? Varney&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Cook&gt;Men cia
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  27. Apparently I'm a liar.
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  28.  
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    Ernest &gt; Dane Cook...

    ldc
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  29. It's not that dane cook is never funny, its just that I get sick of his whole super hyper long winded bullshit stories schtick. Dane cook is one of these people that I think are funny enough to make a living as a comedian, but not funny enough to have girls having an argasm in the audience every time he tells a joke like in that video someone posted. I'll take demitri martin over this guy any day

    oh yeah, and he's also a known joke theif
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