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Death...Highly Underrated In light Of Shocking New Evidence?

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  1. 2Slick4u 2Slick4u is offline

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    Nov 7th, 2011 (11/7/2011 6:15pm)

    We the living have, for the most part, have not been exactly dying to find out what lies beyond death. Well, we have, literally, but not figuratively anyway except for that small percentage of the populace who commit suicide. The whole concept of death has looked to be pretty much -Ev for rational people. Either you do have a soul which either gets thrown into a fire for eternity, or you qualify for heaven and get to sit on a cloud playing a harp and singing hymns for millions of years, followed by listening to sermons which might last for a couple bazillion years, judging by the endurance and lung-power of some Baptist preachers.

    Maybe that's why I became so interested in ghosts and unexplainable phenomena when I was a kid. Here were spirits, departed souls, who apparently had found another option besides heaven and hell when they got to "the other side." That seemed intriguing to say the least, but still, when you're looking at a potential eternity of existing only as a phantom walking around in an environment you are basically unable to interact with and any attempt to talk to people is going to just scare the shit out of them, the prospect of life after death was not very attractive.

    All that fear and trepidation about the harsh, empty world of the afterlife was lifted for me forever today when an Ohio homeowner reported that ghosts were having sex in her house. Ghost sex has NEVER been reported by anyone anywhere in human history until now, so far as I know, and I've been researching paranormal activity for a long, long time.

    I don't think I need point out the obvious enormity of the possibility of sex after death, at least for us men. I mean, do we ever get enough? Nope. Wouldn't sex be a lot more prevalent after death? I mean, no fear of pregnancy, no commitment, no children to bust into the room, etc. And can you imagine all those hawties waiting on the other side who were saving themselves for a future husband, only to die of some tragic event, and now they want to know what sex is (was) all about? And for those with shoe fetishes, it gets even better. The homeowner reported she could clearly see the female ghost was wearing heels...

    Okay, okay, I'll stop and post the link. Sorry, no vid no pics. (I know, would be awesome, but sorry I got nothing.)

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1..._lnk2%7C109441
  2. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Nov 7th, 2011 (11/7/2011 6:25pm) in reply to 2Slick4u

    ghost pussy FTW!
  3. EyeKnows EyeKnows is offline

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    Nov 7th, 2011 (11/7/2011 6:37pm) in reply to nastysmell

    do dogs have souls? then neither do we.

    animals gonna animal.
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    Nov 7th, 2011 (11/7/2011 6:53pm) in reply to EyeKnows

     
  5. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    Nov 7th, 2011 (11/7/2011 6:55pm) in reply to ntanygd760

    even ghosts getting more tail than phi
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    Nov 7th, 2011 (11/7/2011 6:58pm) in reply to EyeKnows

     
    Originally Posted by EyeKnows View Post

    do dogs have souls? then neither do we.

    animals gonna animal.

    all dogs go to heaven. therefore...?

    holy shit this is spooktacular (yeah I went there):

    "I've never seen two dead people who were conscious entities have intercourse," Allan told HuffPost Weird News. "I have heard of people having sex with ghosts, but not this."
    Based on the evidence she's seen from the news report, Allan is skeptical.


    Oh, that's why you're skeptical? facepalm.jpg ffs
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    Nov 7th, 2011 (11/7/2011 7:18pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    Didnt Mary sex up a ghost?
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    Nov 7th, 2011 (11/7/2011 7:29pm) in reply to (oIo)

    But, can you feel it? Or, is it like humping air?
  9. Hecklerz Hecklerz is offline

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    Nov 7th, 2011 (11/7/2011 7:57pm) in reply to acp

    I suspect women can fake an orgasm just as well in Heaven as they can on Earth.
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    Nov 7th, 2011 (11/7/2011 10:10pm) in reply to Hecklerz

    As far as the Huffington Post goes, this article is about as close to reality as I've seen in a while.
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    Nov 7th, 2011 (11/7/2011 11:43pm) in reply to cdmalgee

    CMONNNNNNNN man
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    Nov 8th, 2011 (11/8/2011 12:04am) in reply to Mr Galt

     
    Originally Posted by Mr Galt View Post

    even ghosts getting more tail than phi

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    Nov 8th, 2011 (11/8/2011 12:20am) in reply to jesterwords

    There are some fucked up looking people in the 'strange crime mugshots' section on that site
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    Nov 8th, 2011 (11/8/2011 1:34am) in reply to TheWhitePele

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    Nov 8th, 2011 (11/8/2011 1:36am) in reply to EyeKnows

    sorry what is this about, anything to do with SKYRIM or 11-11-11?
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    Nov 8th, 2011 (11/8/2011 1:37am) in reply to iansmithca

    lol @ evidence...
     
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    Nov 8th, 2011 (11/8/2011 1:39am) in reply to SoCalDrew

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    Nov 8th, 2011 (11/8/2011 1:41am) in reply to jesterwords

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    Nov 8th, 2011 (11/8/2011 2:28am) in reply to Realbigfish4

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