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Desperate things you did for simple pleasures that you now realize was ridiculous

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  1. zspokerpink zspokerpink is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2011 (2/8/2011 7:31pm)

    Last Saturday I was on my way to fill up my friends tire with an air compressor. The night before was +2(Celsius) and it rained. It was now -14 and everything was frozen solid.

    After filling up the tire I was heading to go get my friends to drive to the bars. I wanted a smoke. Just before I left I attempted to roll down the window to smoke in the comfort of my warm car. No Success.

    Fast forward 5 minutes after taking my brush and scraping ice off of it, I was hurt and cold. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

    I looked around and no one was in the area. I then whipped out my dick and pissed on my window in hopes of melting the ice. It worked. I was finally able to smoke in my car without being suffocated by my own habit.

    Looking back at it. This has to have been one of the most desperate things I've ever done in my life.

    Whats yours ?

    Cliffs:

    Cold
    Window Frozen
    Pissed on car to thaw
    Smoked
    ???
    Profit
    Edited By: zspokerpink Feb 8th, 2011 at 07:32 PM
  2. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Feb 8th, 2011 (2/8/2011 7:31pm) in reply to zspokerpink

    were*
  3. XXEDPXX XXEDPXX is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2011 (2/8/2011 7:35pm) in reply to Glo4m

    I'd rather not say. looking forward to some good stories though
  4. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Feb 8th, 2011 (2/8/2011 7:39pm) in reply to XXEDPXX

    I USED TO SUCK DICK FOR COKE
  5. jolvlomma jolvlomma is online now

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    Feb 8th, 2011 (2/8/2011 8:06pm) in reply to Glo4m

  6. Tsupa Tsupa is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2011 (2/8/2011 8:12pm) in reply to jolvlomma

    I didn't pull out.....
    Edited By: Tsupa Feb 8th, 2011 at 08:13 PM
  7. poker4tuition poker4tuition is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2011 (2/8/2011 8:17pm) in reply to Tsupa

     
    Originally Posted by Tsupa View Post

    I didn't pull out.....

    this
  8. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Feb 8th, 2011 (2/8/2011 9:21pm) in reply to zspokerpink

    why not crack the door instead of doing all that work on the window?
  9. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2011 (2/8/2011 11:35pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    for some reason i got the picture you were on the inside when you peed on the window. my bad
    yikes and away
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    Feb 8th, 2011 (2/8/2011 11:40pm) in reply to zspokerpink

    Sick brag about being friends with a car.
  11. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Feb 8th, 2011 (2/8/2011 11:41pm) in reply to timthegem

    opening war threads.
  12. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is online now Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Feb 8th, 2011 (2/8/2011 11:47pm) in reply to Basics

    You ever try to jerk off when youre drunk?

    Like 5 minutes in, you realize it was a horrible idea. But you have to keep going, cause it sucks to stop at that point.

    25 minutes later, after blowing the weakest load ever, you fucking hate yourself. Your hands are tired and it wasnt worth the hassle at at all.

    I cant be the only one that has done this, and immed regretted it.
  13. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Feb 8th, 2011 (2/8/2011 11:49pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    out loud I'm saying I have no idea what you are talking about. inside, I'm loooooooooooooooolling and nodding. so shhh. ommfg that's perfect
  14. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is online now it's on like me

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    Feb 8th, 2011 (2/8/2011 11:49pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    yes jaybone, blowing the weak drunk load after 5+ minutes is terrible
  15. studogg76 studogg76 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2011 (2/8/2011 11:55pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    You ever try to jerk off when youre drunk?

    Like 5 minutes in, you realize it was a horrible idea. But you have to keep going, cause it sucks to stop at that point.

    25 minutes later, after blowing the weakest load ever, you fucking hate yourself. Your hands are tired and it wasnt worth the hassle at at all.

    I cant be the only one that has done this, and immed regretted it.

    DUDE, what in the fuck?
  16. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is online now Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Feb 9th, 2011 (2/9/2011 12:03am) in reply to studogg76

     
    Originally Posted by studogg76 View Post

    DUDE, what in the fuck?

    You obv have never done this.

    Move along...
  17. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is online now

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    Feb 9th, 2011 (2/9/2011 12:18am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Vicks Vapo-Rub is not a good substitute.
     
  18. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Feb 9th, 2011 (2/9/2011 1:10am) in reply to SpankyHamm

    agree with jaybone. ive only done that 2 times i think. much happier going to bed and doing it in the morning
  19. Moonlight Graham Moonlight Graham is offline

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    Feb 9th, 2011 (2/9/2011 1:19am) in reply to Lameass_

    I actually try really hard to suppress these types of things. One of the reasons i stay right; It helps me rationalize.

    After my having my 4 wisdom teeth surgically removed, i would smoke cigarettes thru my nostrils. :(
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    Feb 9th, 2011 (2/9/2011 1:25am) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    marriage
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    Feb 9th, 2011 (2/9/2011 1:36am) in reply to Glo4m

     
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    I USED TO SUCK DICK FOR COKE

    I SEEN HIM
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