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  1. well the gingeracme thing had a big setback. I mean shes like off the table now. Our kids would all be serial killers.

    Doing some research. Now i find this hard to beleive but the easiest and most enjoyable path for me being a father would be to hook up with a guy and adopt.

    looking at these adoption agencys that match up unborn kids to couples and the gay dude couples all get snapped up fast.

    This would also solve the problem I have with passing off this house as acceptable desination. the house isnt like really dirty right now but I doubt I would get approval to bring a kid in here either. Pretty sure I could find some lonely gay dude in philadelphia to submissively turn myself over to his urges.

    And sorry to say i wouldnt mind this.

    Googling gay bars in philly and the journey begins!
  2. fiiiiiiiiiiiiirst
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  4. is this an attempt to set up one huge level? I sure fucking pray it is
  5. Why not just order by mail? I'm sure you could get some pretty sexy puerto rican girl or something...
  6. I think WAR is one giant level
  7. jesus god why do i keep opening war threads
     
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  9. and they say "you're born ghey" psssh
  10. pm underdog
  11.  
    Originally Posted by skisteve View Post

    pm camz

    FYP
  12. hang on War, youre only one Rock Hudson DNA card from living the dream
  13. do what you want, fuck a dude, fuck a chick... BUT, don't have a kid, don't adopt a kid - your life is not currently stable - why fuck up a kid
     
  14. agree with blufferchic... Go be with dudes if that makes you happy, who cares what anyone thinks. From everything ive read about you (ur threads), it doesnt seem that you are ready to be a parent IMO. Maybe in the future. But you're gonna do what you want anyways so best of luck, but if youre gonna do it, do it right. (parenting, not gay sex)
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  15. WAR, ladies and gentlemen.
     
  16. Why not hook up with a very lonely women on eharmony?
  17.  
    Originally Posted by BlufferChic View Post

    do what you want, fuck a dude, fuck a chick... BUT, don't have a kid, don't adopt a kid - your life is not currently stable - why fuck up a kid

    why it would be important to have a stable relationship 1st and all things told I WANT A DUDE. all the girls around here that are in my league scare the shit out of me. pretty sure I could make myself attractive to some middle age well to do guy that would provide stability if i let him plow me every night.
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  18. You've shoved purple things up your ass, you've openly talked about having sex with men.....

    This is not disturbing in the slightest given your past threads.

    This is to be expected.
  19. I refuse to be levelled
  20.  
    Originally Posted by whitealroker View Post

    why it would be important to have a stable relationship 1st and all things told I WANT A DUDE. all the girls around here that are in my league scare the shit out of me. pretty sure I could make myself attractive to some middle age well to do guy that would provide stability if i let him plow me every night.

    so you're not unclear on what i am saying - i do not mean you do not have a stable relationship (obv you have no relationship)- i mean you are not stable - i'm piecing this together from years of your posts... you're financially unstable and unable to properly manage money, you have no experience parenting, you haven't been able to maintain your home... you are not ready for the responsibility of a child.

    as far as a man, yeah, i'm sure you can get one... and if that's what you want, i say go for it

    if you're serious about having a kid, take serious steps to put your life in order, maybe even take a parenting class... then when you're more prepared, revisit the idea
     
  21. Youre all missing the point that this is 1st step of a path. I agree i'm not ready to be a parent yet but i'm also 36 and would like to seee these kids grow up also. I reeally dont project myself living past 60 so i'm running out of time and need to start coming up with a game plan before its too late
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  22.  
    Originally Posted by Moosebabies View Post

    hang on War, youre only one Rock Hudson DNA card from living the dream

    Maybe it is just late and I am tired, but this shit made me <STRIKE>LOL</STRIKE> laugh a bunch out loud.
  23. BTW, WAR, I could be wrong, but I think you just need to end this gradual excuse-making for your homosexual feelings and just roll with it. Be gay! Be proud! Wear rainbow colors to the next parade! Stop making excuses for it, and just be what you want to be...
     
  24. and i thought bfactor was the weirdest fuck here, you sir are on another level.
  25. War as I have told you here and in person. Do what will make you happy. You will only live once and you should enjoy the ride.
  26. congrats on being bi curious and MAYBE ruining a poor kids life....in other news, how do you like to cut your sammiches???? triangles or down the middle?

    and what chaz and mariner said too....
  27. so you're not unclear on what i am saying - i do not mean you do not have a stable relationship (obv you have no relationship)- i mean you are not stable - i'm piecing this together from years of your posts... you're financially unstable and unable to properly manage money, you have no experience parenting, you haven't been able to maintain your home... you are not ready for the responsibility of a child.
    very wrong. nephew lived with me till he was 7 and i had him most days. feed him, changed him, he basically went anywhere I did.
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  28. WAR really needs a reality tv show already
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  29.  
    Originally Posted by gbmantis View Post

    WAR really needs a reality tv show already

    SFthis

    He should be well into his 3rd season, with the season opener being his abe lincoln card fuck up