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  1. Etrain99 Etrain99 is offline

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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 5:20pm)

    and i guess it is funny .. for everyone but me. Basically I had sex with this girl and blah blah blah. Anyways fastforward to the morning and I am tossing and turning. While moving around I notice this dark brownish color on my sheets kind of all all over. I start wondering what the hell it was and conclude "damn that girl was wearing a lot of makeup last night". My buddies call me up to get breakfast down the street so I roll out of bed throw on some clothes still half asleep and walk to the car they are waiting for me in. As I approach the car I look at my hands and see what looks like dry blood all over my hands. I get in and ask "is this blood what is this shit?". They immediately flip out and tell me to get to the bathroom asap. I figured I had somnething on my face because they were goin nuts. As I reach the bathroom in the closest building I get a text from the girl I banged who I didn't even give my number that said "Sorry I bled on your sheets .. sorry". So yea .... this never happened to me before and I was completely caught off guard by it. I am still disturbed by what happened last night/this morning. I needed to vent. I am going to go sit in the corner of my room now and sway back and forth to console myself.
  2. d1am0ndc d1am0ndc is offline

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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 5:21pm) in reply to Etrain99

    Use lube next time you jam it in the poop shoot.
  3. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 5:22pm) in reply to Etrain99

    lol... thats funny :D

    Did you go down on her?
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 5:24pm) in reply to Etrain99

    ewwwwww take a shower ffs
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 5:24pm) in reply to Etrain99

    lololol.

    at least you didnt get your redwings.

    id think most people in OT have had sex while one of the people was on the rag
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 5:26pm) in reply to Etrain99

    so you didnt brush your teeth, wash your face or even take a piss before strolling out of the house this morning?

    ewwwww
  7. Etrain99 Etrain99 is offline

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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 5:27pm) in reply to Scha

     
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    lol... thats funny :D

    Did you go down on her?

    scha i swear i was so unbelievably close to goin down on her for some reason .. i remember kissing right above her V and then pulling back up at the last second .. i cant even describe how happy I am i didn't pull the trigger on that one
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 5:28pm) in reply to Etrain99

    Did she suck your dick after you beat it up? Now that would make it a little funnier?
     
  9. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 5:31pm) in reply to Etrain99

     
    Originally Posted by Etrain99 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    lol... thats funny :D

    Did you go down on her?

    scha i swear i was so unbelievably close to goin down on her for some reason .. i remember kissing right above her V and then pulling back up at the last second .. i cant even describe how happy I am i didn't pull the trigger on that one

    Haha.. It's not as bad as you think (eating the red stuff).

    Have you never had sex with a girl on her period before?

    Do you know her well?
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 5:33pm) in reply to -AG-

    AG, all guys piss with their eyes closed and in reality just shift back and forth till they hear a splash.
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 5:44pm) in reply to Scha

     
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    Haha.. It's not as bad as you think (eating the red stuff).

    Have you never had sex with a girl on her period before?

    Do you know her well?

    no i havn't and it didn't even occur to me that she was on her period .. i was like wait is she a virgin? and no I don't know her well .. she is a freshman on the swim team which i used to be on so I know of her but never really met .. until last night.
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  12. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 7:13pm) in reply to Etrain99

    Goofy and defndrofangels still jealous.
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 7:15pm) in reply to Etrain99

    Dude if you can play it off like it wasn't a big deal, I bet she'll let you do some really dirty stuff to her. Just don't overreact, it's not that big of a deal.
     
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 7:16pm) in reply to Etrain99

    damn I was hoping she shit your bed and you rolled around in it
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 7:17pm) in reply to TC_Clueless

    Jesus christ chill out standard imo
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 7:21pm) in reply to dams

     
    Originally Posted by dams View Post

    damn I was hoping she shit your bed and you rolled around in it

    Please change story to this it's not too late..
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 7:23pm) in reply to BIGFISHFRY

    not to hijack the thread but a similiar story....when i was 17 in highschool i was bangin my ex gf who was a virgin at the time of this, in her dads bed because he had a meeting every saturday morning so i would go over, and surprise surprise he comes home early and catches us in the act...

    so i just get out of the bed and start walking to the door with my jeans and shirt over my shoulder and as im walking out he grabs my wrists and says "what the fuck is on your hands?!" and before i can even look down to see what it was he threw me against the front door with scissors to my neck....no joke.

    anyways i agree with the guy that said dont overreact and try to make her feel comfortable and you will probably be able to give her a dirty sanchez...or just shit on her tits, whatever works for u 2
     
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 7:25pm) in reply to Howdoiplayxx

    ^hOLY Fuck
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 7:28pm) in reply to Etrain99

    What, you don't like a little ketchup on your hot dog?
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 7:37pm) in reply to -AG-

     
    Originally Posted by -AG- View Post

    so you didnt brush your teeth, wash your face or even take a piss before strolling out of the house this morning?

    ewwwww

    For real man you're gross. This is the most disturbing part of your little story.
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 7:41pm) in reply to Etrain99

    Yeah thats pretty gross dude.

    But wtf does her vagina bleed like Niagra Falls to get that much blood all over the place in just a few hours?
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 8:19pm) in reply to Willywoo

     
    Originally Posted by Willywoo View Post

    What, you don't like a little ketchup on your hot dog?

    gold
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 8:33pm) in reply to conartist21

    congrats sir... you earned them

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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 8:46pm) in reply to timfbmx

    I'm not believing 1 word of the OP until I see pics of said hott freshman swimmer

    you nut hangers are in here loving on the OP and the mutha fuckah broke the simplest rule of OT

    WTF?
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 8:49pm) in reply to conartist21

     
    Originally Posted by conartist21 View Post

    gold

    solid gold willywoo
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 8:51pm) in reply to towman1

    sick brag
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 8:54pm) in reply to Etrain99

    not a big deal man, happened to me with a few girls
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 8:57pm) in reply to saxton82

    more lol at how long it took u to figure out what happened
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 9:06pm) in reply to saxton82

     
    Originally Posted by saxton82 View Post

    not a big deal man, happened to me with a few girls

    obv brag about being a ladies man
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 9:11pm) in reply to towman1

    pfffft no big deal... gotta play on a muddy field now and then
     
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