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  1. CSU_Shark CSU_Shark is offline

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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 9:30pm) in reply to Etrain99

    i ate a girl out on friday that was on her period.
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 9:35pm) in reply to CSU_Shark

     
    Originally Posted by CSU_Shark View Post

    i ate a girl out on friday that was on her period.

     
  3. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 9:46pm) in reply to dams

     
    Originally Posted by dams View Post

    damn I was hoping she shit your bed and you rolled around in it

    Read my mind. Such potential.
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 10:00pm) in reply to Etrain99

    never happened to you before? you must be a youngun. women bleed, get used to it.
  5. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 10:13pm) in reply to Stockage

     
    Originally Posted by Stockage View Post

    never happened to you before? you must be a youngun. women bleed, get used to it.

    Not all women bleed but all women bitch
  6. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 10:16pm) in reply to towman1

     
    Originally Posted by towman1 View Post

    Not all women bleed but all women bitch

    Uhhhh... I'm pretty sure that all women do both...
  7. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 10:17pm) in reply to PoWdA

     
    Originally Posted by PoWdA View Post

    Uhhhh... I'm pretty sure that all women do both...

    ummmmmmm..........no
  8. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 10:20pm) in reply to towman1

     
    Originally Posted by towman1 View Post

    ummmmmmm..........no

    I don't get it.
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 10:25pm) in reply to PoWdA

    So wheres the part of this story thats disturbing????
  10. Etrain99 Etrain99 is offline

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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 10:27pm) in reply to TC_Clueless

     
    Originally Posted by TC_Clueless View Post

    Dude if you can play it off like it wasn't a big deal, I bet she'll let you do some really dirty stuff to her. Just don't overreact, it's not that big of a deal.

    yea i texted her back after and just said no big deal thats why i have extra sheets

     
    Originally Posted by DBo Fo Sho View Post

    more lol at how long it took u to figure out what happened

    and yea this is definitely messed up .. i was so oblivious and my friends knew the second they saw me .. fuck i thought it was makeup
    Thread Starter
  11. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 10:29pm) in reply to PoWdA

     
    Originally Posted by PoWdA View Post

    I don't get it.

    Women require overies to bleed that way not all women have them any more

    (Powda obv never dated anyone with plumbing problems)
  12. ParrotHead7s ParrotHead7s is offline

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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 11:12pm) in reply to towman1

    Think of it this way... As disturbing as it must have been for you it was probably really embarrassing for the poor girl. Be cool about it. Try to make her feel comfortable. And for God sakes, never let her find out you posted this little story to OT!!!!
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 11:42pm) in reply to ParrotHead7s

    No Pics, WTF
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    Nov 16th, 2009 (11/16/2009 12:10am) in reply to MrMojo728

     
    Originally Posted by MrMojo728 View Post

    I'm not believing 1 word of the OP until I see pics of said hott freshman swimmer

    you nut hangers are in here loving on the OP and the mutha fuckah broke the simplest rule of OT

    WTF?

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    Nov 16th, 2009 (11/16/2009 12:21am) in reply to elendil

    I know a guy that got drunk and threw a whole plate of fries into his ceiling fan. He made it rain french fries
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    Nov 16th, 2009 (11/16/2009 2:20am) in reply to Scha

     
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    Haha.. It's not as bad as you think (eating the red stuff).

    WHAT THE FUCK? Seriously, what the fuck?
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    Nov 16th, 2009 (11/16/2009 4:04am) in reply to Etrain99

    Actually thought this was going to be a thread about you getting your brown wings to a chick with a loose AH. Happened to a friend of mine exactly what you'd described except it was a bit of her shit on the bed.

    Was this chick drunk? Never really heard of a chick letting you do her first time on her rags?
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    Nov 16th, 2009 (11/16/2009 4:21am) in reply to jezzman30

     
    Originally Posted by jezzman30 View Post

    Actually thought this was going to be a thread about you getting your brown wings to a chick with a loose AH. Happened to a friend of mine exactly what you'd described except it was a bit of her shit on the bed.

    Was this chick drunk? Never really heard of a chick letting you do her first time on her rags?

    Every now and then we don't realize that we've started right away.... can turn into an embarrassing situation if the guy isn't cool.
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    Nov 16th, 2009 (11/16/2009 4:53am) in reply to ihaterats

     
    Originally Posted by ess286 View Post

    I know a guy that got drunk and threw a whole plate of fries into his ceiling fan. He made it rain french fries

    LOLOLOLOL

    This guy sounds like the most awesome person ever......

    (it was a bag of deltaco fries to btw)
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    Nov 16th, 2009 (11/16/2009 6:46am) in reply to NechitaCC

    A little bit of vomit entered my throat at least 4 times during this thread

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    Nov 16th, 2009 (11/16/2009 7:15am) in reply to -AG-

     
    Originally Posted by -AG- View Post

    so you didnt brush your teeth, wash your face or even take a piss before strolling out of the house this morning?

    ewwwww

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    Nov 16th, 2009 (11/16/2009 7:55am) in reply to MonkeyCowboy

    woulda been way better if OP changed the story to shit, Anyways i had a friend who fingered this bithc and woke up the next morning with his pointer and middle finger fused together with dry blood.... was quite the site to see.
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    Nov 16th, 2009 (11/16/2009 8:10am) in reply to Etrain99

    At least she didn't queef on your window. You might be downtown for questioning, if she had.
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    Nov 16th, 2009 (11/16/2009 8:51am) in reply to El Burro

     
    Originally Posted by El Burro View Post

    At least she didn't queef on your window. You might be downtown for questioning, if she had.

    loooooooooooll
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    Nov 16th, 2009 (11/16/2009 10:38am) in reply to El Burro

     
    Originally Posted by El Burro View Post

    At least she didn't queef on your window. You might be downtown for questioning, if she had.

    lolomglol
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    Nov 16th, 2009 (11/16/2009 1:18pm) in reply to Etrain99

    dude if you havent banged a girl on the rag at lease a dozen times ur a menstrualphobic,young or the gay
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