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Do you close the door when you pee/poo when nobodys home?

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  1. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    Nov 14th, 2009 (11/14/2009 11:37pm) in reply to Cesporz

    The older I get I find it hard to remember to unzip or even pull my pants down much less close the door
  2. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Nov 14th, 2009 (11/14/2009 11:40pm) in reply to towman1

    door open, fan on, upper front door bolt locked.

    the wife has come home a few times before i started doing this. i am IN my fucking manzone, i need a noise warning to pretend i JUST got in there.
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    Nov 14th, 2009 (11/14/2009 11:45pm) in reply to skisteve

    no/no
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 12:06am) in reply to AnonymousX

     
    Originally Posted by tsxxx04 View Post

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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 12:08am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    pee no

    shit yes
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 12:10am) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    I'd really hate to be killed on the toilet. So I lock my bathroom door for that .000000000000000001% chance.

    So u gonna just stay in there forever? Or u got a phone next to the toilet so u can call the cops lol

    If I'm home alone, def leaving it open at all times, mostly to hear music I have playing a lil better, and so the smell can escape.
     
  7. cmac8t2 cmac8t2 is offline

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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 12:14am) in reply to DFish

    I travel a lot so I always do either with the door open and when home alone it is a definite
    open door, just so when someone come home they know I was on the throne LOL
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 12:23am) in reply to sacaniga

    never... ever close the door. fuck the stench lingering.
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 12:26am) in reply to owl52

    Only reason I ever close the door is if company is over...so no, I dont close the door one way or the other
     
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 12:27am) in reply to Trillak

    I use the litter box in the basement when nobody is home. I always like to here my brother cleaning it out. OH my god! this cat shits a lot or takes huge shits.
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 12:29am) in reply to Trillak

     
    Originally Posted by Trillak View Post

    never... ever close the door. fuck the stench lingering.

    dont you people have fansssss? the only time i close it all the way with nobody home is if its stinks bad. i dont want the living room to stink when im done lol.
    cliffnote: start open, stink gets bad, door goes to cracked (crossflow with suction) and fan on. ez game. then i leave the fan running for a longggg time before i venture back in to shut it off.
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 12:29am) in reply to Echelon

     
    Originally Posted by Echelon View Post

    I use the litter box in the basement when nobody is home. I always like to here my brother cleaning it out. OH my god! this cat shits a lot or takes huge shits.

    Cool story bro
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 12:32am) in reply to skisteve

    yes there is a fan but i have a solid 30 minutes of calvin and hobbes reading to do. f leaving the door closed.
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 12:34am) in reply to DFish

     
    Originally Posted by DFish View Post

    So u gonna just stay in there forever? Or u got a phone next to the toilet so u can call the cops lol

    Why do you think the iPhone/touch is so popular.

    On a related note, I never pickup or use another person's iPhone.
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 12:34am) in reply to Trillak

     
    Originally Posted by Trillak View Post

    yes there is a fan but i have a solid 30 minutes of calvin and hobbes reading to do. f leaving the door closed.

    calvin and hobbes is a handbook for life. great choice! the iphone has eliminated the need to bring "periodicals" (gheyest word ever) into the "flagged" zone. also handy if i have a heart attack on the can.

    EDIT: niceguy beat me to it but the same minute! doh. ftr i clean my entire iphone a couple times a week with wipes.
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 12:45am) in reply to SaulGood

    yes, don't want to stink up the whole house
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 12:46am) in reply to skisteve

    piss - no
    shit - yes, but only because my cats seem to think it's a good time to come into the bathroom to say hi.

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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 12:49am) in reply to SaulGood

    If I know it's going to be a monster deuce, like after a half pound burger, fries, and some beers, I keep it cracked while I'm in there for ventilation but to keep the foulness mostly out of the rest of the apartment, and then shut it with the vents still running after I leave. If it's standard, or pee, or shower, always open with the front door to the apartment locked.

    Other people's places, even if i'm alone and know there is zero chance of someone showing up, always closed...
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 12:51am) in reply to -AG-

     
    Originally Posted by -AG- View Post

    I dont even close the door when people ARE home!

    this
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 1:51am) in reply to owl52

     
    Originally Posted by owl52 View Post

    poo = door closed

    pee = door open

    This is the answer, and no, it's not close.
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 2:00am) in reply to SaulGood

    no... why would you close the door? thats like saying 'excuse me' after you burp when no ones around.
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 2:03am) in reply to Ozzie

    90% of the time it's just a reaction, I close and lock the door, the other 10% I realize how stupid it is to lock or close the door.
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 2:06am) in reply to SaulGood

    Thought I would, but I lived alone for 3 months this year for the first time and the answer is no

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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 2:06am) in reply to dams

    i dont close the door when pl are home and i iss but ooper is another thing i def cose the door whether ppl are home or not
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    Nov 15th, 2009 (11/15/2009 2:10am) in reply to SaulGood

    "LOL he called the 'shit,' 'poo'!!! looooool!!"
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