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  1. Sometimes when I'm really tired in the morning I find myself doing stupid shit like making a bowl of cerial and trying to either put the milk in the cupboard, or the box of cereal in the fridge....anyone else do stupid shit when they are tired in the morning?
  2. Yes
  3. A month ago. I had a 7:05 Tee time.

    Got up.....

    got all decked out.....

    got in the car.......

    drove all the way to work before i was like... what the fuck am I doing?

    Thank god I usually like to show up early and get a bit of practice in first. I left early enough that i still made the Tee time barely.
  4. ALL the time...I'm def not a morning.
  5. agree beki, i am not a morning person either, but i am capable of doing stupid shit all day long
     
  6. I make side bets w/ myself before i go to sleep that I will wake up w/ morning wood, I win everytime!!
  7. ive jumped in the shower with my towel on.

    answered the phone when the alarm went off.

    started laundry with this insane amount or urgency.

    it's crazy.
  8. i think angry jerk and i might be related. im just sayin.
  9. yes also in the afternoon and the evening
  10. Half the reason I got married was so I would know were my keys and wallet are in the morning. Thank God for my wife, knowing were totally random shit is at a random moment.

    I will call her at work asking for stuff and she will know right were it is.
  11. woke up, shut off alarm, showered, dressed, and drove to work

    on a saturday
    explains why i didnt hit the usual morning traffic
     
  12. i did that saturday arrival thing once too blonde! i had been partying til 3am 5 nights in a row so i just assumed i had to work still.
    -------------------

    once my cousin dropped me at work and i took work clothes out of trunk right by the front door and i changed in the bathroom. we had driven all night from Hunter Mtn in new york. you just never know whats going to be frowned upon these days.
  13. I totally do stupid shit in the morning..I usually wait for it, then when it arrives, i watch t.v or whatever till its half way over...then go to bed
     
  14. all i read from your post was "i jumped in the shower...''

    im leaving this thread with that nice mental image on my mind. very nice thread, will open again later.
  15. When i was a GM at Papa Johns . I use to answer the phone at home all the time in the Middle of the Night" Thank You for calling Papa Johns, This is Dave speaking, how can i help you?"

    My buddies would call sometimes just to laugh at me answering the phone. FUCKERS!!!
  16. I hate it when I get up way to early on accident and I think its just the regular time that I get up.

    Ive gotten up, got dressed, brushed my teeth and headed out the door for work (when i was working) like 2 hour before I needed too.

    Ive done the same thing before going to class sometimes. Im not even sure how it happens. But it feels so good when I realize I still have 2 more hours to sleep.
  17. The perfect morning (just heard this music in a Visa commercial and it's stuck in my head, dammit):

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  18. lol
    Thread Starter
  19. I've done the I'm ment to be going somewhere, Now I'm suddenly driving to work a few times.
    Damm U feel like a dumb shit, I also smoke a bit weed, this may be the problem.
  20. ive attempted to put the box of cereal in the fridge before, and occasionally put peanut butter in the fridge! ive also put butter in the freezer! Why i dont know why but pretty sure im beginning to flip my cookie!
  21. ^^^What a freak. He brushes his teeth right before breakfast!
  22. Yeah, that's what makes Pee Wee Herman a freak. (Sarcasm )
  23. come on, these days its normal to play with little boys

    right?

    anyone?
  24. A few weeks ago, I finished my laundry, as I was getting in my room a friend walks in, we started to talk for a while, went to her room to show me something came back, saw my laundry in the laundry bag, put it in the washer again.
  25. sometimes i try to get breakfast from chick fil a on a sunday
  26. I sometimes wake up horny and get this crazy notion that my wife will let me put it in her ass.
  27. I woke up on a saturday once and jumped in the shower. Put my work pants on and then realized that I was off today. Best feeling ever to climb back into bed and get some more zzz's.
  28. It's the worst feeling in the world to wake up, turn off your alarm clock thinking it's a Saturday, and then have your wife yell at you like 5 minutes before you supposed to be at work, and you realize it's not Saturday, and your life basically sucks because you actually have to work...