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  1. ZachL ZachL is offline

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    Aug 9th, 2009 (8/9/2009 8:06pm)

    Masturbate while multi tabling MTT's??

    I dunno what it is, but sometimes when I get a big chipstack it makes me think of a boner and up he goes. Gotta calm him down by throwing up some porno on one screen while poker in the other. Some good classic Debbie Does Dallas might do or some cool new amatuer shit on uporn.

    But whats really frustrating is when your about to jizz, good hands always get in the way and sometimes you accidently fold your JJ or something to some donks min raise pre. Could be good could be bad... oh the life of an MTT Jizzer. What would you do, sacrafice the ograsm for an all in? I fear the all in and win might just give me blue balls.

    What do you guys do?? Does anyone train their woman to give em a cool BJ for them or what? I feel like that would just interupt my session cause then I would want to throw her on the floor and fuck her, then its double minus EV. Anyone got some stories or share their experience?
  2. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    Aug 9th, 2009 (8/9/2009 8:07pm) in reply to ZachL

    <-----Penis Discussion
  3. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Aug 9th, 2009 (8/9/2009 8:08pm) in reply to ZachL

    wow. what a fuckin clown.

    i hate you op
  4. ZachL ZachL is offline

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    Aug 9th, 2009 (8/9/2009 8:09pm) in reply to ZachL

    oops, meant this for PD
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  5. Tsupa Tsupa is offline

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    Aug 9th, 2009 (8/9/2009 8:49pm) in reply to ZachL

    "double minus EV"

    for her and your poker game?
  6. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Aug 9th, 2009 (8/9/2009 9:01pm) in reply to ZachL

     
    Originally Posted by ZachL View Post

    I dunno what it is, but sometimes when I get a big chipstack it makes me think of a boner and up he goes. Gotta calm him down by throwing up some porno on one screen while poker in the other.

    So, if I'm reading this correctly, thinking about boners gives you a boner, but looking at porn has the opposite effect. Interesting.

    : p
  7. Neeek Neeek is offline

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    Aug 9th, 2009 (8/9/2009 9:40pm) in reply to ZachL

    ban of the century
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